Sure Boss I'd Still Love Ya If You Was A Woim

* Ghost * Adult * Kinda floating between interests at this point * Enjoy your stay! *

[the-golden-ghost]

Are there people putting Come To Jesus copypastas in people's inboxes now what the hell

[perequiste]

things will work out + it’s still early + not everything is lost + trees

[theskydoesgreatthingsnow]

LOTR abridged

[wuggen]

Everyone say thank you sanitation workers we owe you our lives sanitation workers

[tsunflowers]

this book I’m reading on female evolution for some reason uses bill and hillary clinton as examples of the typical differences between male and female vocal structures and the author is like “imagine if bill clinton had a throat sac like an ape which caused his voice to resonate” don’t say that? I don’t want to imagine that?

[tsunflowers]

billiam clinton saying his famous line “I did not have sexual relations with that woman” in a booming voice that can be heard up to two miles away and everyone starts hooting like monkeys and banging their fists on their chests

[flicorian]

fish i saw today

[dragon-in-a-fez]

maybe the ice mummy is tired of having to be strong. did you ever think of that

[l3irdl3rain]

huge win for fans of old lady friendship and / or old lady yuri!!!!

[princesssokphanny]

A once-in-a-lifetime shot — the moon perfectly framed by a rainbow. Caught at just the right time. 🌈 🌕

[mrsterlingeverything]

Whats the deal with the shambling corpse thats been following us for weeks

[crittervillage]

Pine Marten_C6A0818 by Stuart Allen

[bethanydelleman]

Important research for a story I'm writing! Not real life, never real life.

You are transported back in time and into the body of a young noblewoman in the 1400s. Your parents have married you off to an awful, abusive, rapist husband whom literally no one else would marry despite him being very high nobility because he's that terrible. You successfully produce a baby boy and then plan to murder this man for the good of everyone and yourself. Here is the question: do you think you could murder him in a way that is undetectable to the historical people around you? Note: they aren't stupid, you are the prime suspect as the battered wife AND you can't just say poison. Where are you going to buy poison? Do you know anything about poison actually? NO GOOGLING! You were sent back without a plan!

Do you think you could murder someone in the 1400s and get away with it with your modern know-how?

Yes, I totally have a plan (tell me for research purposes)

No, I realize that I'm very uninformed about murder

I have some ideas but I'm not sure they would work

Remaining time: 1 day 21 hours

Edit: my notes are full of murder. I love you all

Edit: to clarify about the poison, you can use poison if you actually know how to identify it, I'm saying you can't just go "Poison!" with no knowledge about poison. Buying it probably means they know that poison and you're caught. Your personal knowledge when you read this post is all you have.

Another point of clarity: You went through all that trouble to have a baby without modern medicine so you could get the sweet house after your husband died. That's why you can't be caught. No disappearing.

Edit again: Air embolisms are going on a high shelf because the syringe won't be invented for 350 years. Prove to me that you could make one from scratch, lol

I promise to stop making edits (lol): I left the country vague because I just wanted to see ideas for modern vs. past. Whatever place you are most knowledgeable about

[gimmeshelter]

effedupmovies.com/careers/

[the-golden-ghost]

I want you to know that I saw your addition to a hellsite hall of fame post from 2018 and because we have the same profile pic (and usernames with lots of 'g's) I was REALLY fucking confused for a sec because I didnt have Tumblr at that point and had no recollection of posting that. have a nice day doppelganger :) nice pfp lmao

Okay I will not lie this ask took me OUT when I saw it I genuinely thought tumblr had glitched and sent me an ask to myself somehow. But then I saw there was words in it

Doppelganger SPOTTED! :D Nice pfp indeed 👍

[medievaljournalist]

tried shifting to a timeline where the ussr won the cold war & within minutes a team of cia telecommandos subdued my astral body & removed my ability to imagine or dream

[pigswithwings]

hi trans people i hope you get to live. i hope you get to laugh so fucking loud and revel in how the wind blows through your hair and i hope you get to dress the way you like and i hope you get complimented on it. i hope you get to kiss someone or hug someone or hold hands with someone or be told how wonderful you are. i hope you get to dance to weird music and i hope you go swimming with no concerns other than how much sunscreen to put on and i hope you sing bad karaoke with your friends. i hope a kid spots you from across the road and realizes they don't have to live one way forever. i hope we all live

[pigswithwings]

trans people i hope you get to eat some really good food and gasp at the animals and insects you see every day i hope you pick up a new hobby and it turns out to be pretty fun i hope you try on that coat and it makes you feel confident. i hope you get to tell people your name and i hope they tell you how cool it is i hope you get to rest i hope you watch a movie and fall over laughing. i hope you rejoice in living because you deserve to be alive and you deserve to have a joyous life

[noodlebutts]

..... Having both of them looking at me like this in focus is more unsettling than expected

[hotvintagepoll]

let's play a mini game!

here is a clip from The Sound of Music, starring Christopher Plummer. without looking it up, let's figure out who is dubbing him based on another part the same voice actor played!

Who is dubbing Christopher Plummer?

Roger from Disney's One Hundred and One Dalmations

The Prince from the 1957 Julie Andrews Cinderella

The Caterpillar from Disney's Alice in Wonderland

Mr. Emilius Brown from Bedknobs and Broomsticks

Emile de Becque from South Pacific

Remaining time: 2 hours 13 minutes