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Kinda fucked up and nasty how vampires drink blood, imo. Like. Pepsi costs a dollar seventy five

Hospital

Not me I’m paying a dollar seventy five. At the hospital

I feel like we’re getting off topic

bitegore

So is pepsi if you steal it?

Because it’s only a dollar seventy five

aromancy

Why in God's name would a vampire drink pepsi

midvvest-vampire

Why would anyone drink Pepsi?

skywardkonahriks-deactivated202

Huh?

That’s why I’m not a fan of the sexy vampire trope.

1. It’s overused and supports the current status quote of typical vampire supremacy:worshiping rich folk.

2. Vampires prey upon humans and therefore symbolize capitalists preying on the working class.

3. Werewolves are much sexier imo.

#gocharov #andrey #andrey goncharov #goncharov #martin scorsese

star-lara

am I having a stroke????

fiollaigean

you might want to go to the hospital then

sherlockfandomtandem

I hear the Pepsi is cheaper there

i-give-mangos-to-people

mortimermcmirestinks

Enter DAISY GRIME, a CLOWN, accompanied by FOOLS, HARLEQUINS, and JESTERS.

GRIME I say ‘tis dirty, wicked, foul, and dark -- An opportunity both miss’d and scorn’d -- That vampires of any shape or shade Would drink the blood of innocence most pure When Pepsi costs a dollar sev’nty five.

FIRST FOOL O lady, I must ask, and tell the truth: Wherever in this God’s green holy land Canst thou obtain this drink for such a fee? I’ve seen no less than fifty-five pence more.

GRIME A hospital, good sir.

SECOND FOOL (Does some figures) And might I ask Wherever in this land (of any hue) Is fellow who two dollar thirty pence Dost pay for si of Pep?

GRIME Not I, i’faith. I pay a mere two shillings short of two. And, once again, I pay in hospital.

CANADIAN JESTER I pay a hefty two and half for mine. But in my blood runs maple syrup, too.

GRIME O Jester fine, I pray thee, still thyself. Thou stray’st from this, our mode of speaking here.

FIRST FOOL But blood costs naught but time.

SECOND JESTER Aye, that is true; But sir, remember this in figuring: A Pepsi, too, is free, if stolen ‘tis.

FIRST FOOL I see, but -- wait, another thought occurs. Wherefore, I ask thee, for what reason, sirs, Dost Lady Grime buy Pepsi from the house Of healing, birth, and death?

GRIME ‘Tis simple, friend. Allow me to explain to thee the cause. The Pepsi sold by those who follow in The footsteps of St. Luke, Evangelist Is sold for a mere dollar sev’nty five.

FIRST HARLEQUIN (Aside, to SECOND HARLEQUIN) Why wouldst a vampire drink Pepsi, then?

SECOND HARLEQUIN (Aside, to FIRST HARLEQUIN) Why wouldst an honest man drink Pepsi, sir?

FIRST FOOL A femboy, it would seem.

(There is general applause and agreement.)

GRIME O fool, a what?

Enter KONAHRIKS De’ACTIVAT EDZOZ ESQ., a SCHOLAR and WARD OF THE SKY.

WARD You see, my friends, this selfsame story tells The truth of why the incubus’s tale Is one that bears to no more to be declared. I’ll tell you all my reasons three. The first: The wealthy ghoul who drinks the common blood Is overused and stale, like molding bread; But also hangs upon the teller’s face A pallid, gasping idol worship mask. The second mark I tally here along: A vampire who sucks the blood from men Does hold up in the mind a mirror cold. This mirror shows that, far from fantasy, The vampire is real, ‘tis Elon Musk. The reason third is simple, clean, and pure: A werewolf’s just, like, sexier, my dudes.

(GRIME dances like a ferret. There is rejoicing.)

Exeunt.

Enter LARA, FELAGUND, and SHERLOCK, accompanied by the MANGO MERCHANT.

LARA I feel these words have struck me to my core. Is this, the world, collapsing to the ground Or is it just my weary, shaking soul?

FELAGUND ‘Twould seem my lady needs to see St. Luke.

SHERLOCK I’ve heard his fellows sell a Pepsi cheap.

(The MANGO MERCHANT offers a mango. All weep.)

Exeunt.

addiewho

Alright that’s it, we’ve got the Shakespearan translation too, this post is complete now.

pukicho

I absolve you of your sins

YOU ARE NOW FORGIVEN

s-is-thinking

You don't need to, Jesus died for our sins, we're pre-absolved by nature

funoftheday

You don’t say.

a-spoon-is-born

timemachineyeah

For the record, she actually abandoned the movement BEFORE they all got whooping cough, but abandoned it too late. There’d been a breakout of measles in her area that caused her to reassess, and she and her doctor had already drafted and started a catch-up vaccination schedule, but her kids caught whooping cough just before it could be started. Then she wrote a blog post for The Scientific Parent explaining how she and her husband had come to wrong decisions in the first place, how they changed their mind, the consequences they suffered as a result, and asking other parents to please vaccinate their kids. And now she’s an activist for destroying the misinformation of anti-vaxxers, and reaching out to anti-vaxxers because she’s understands their fears but knows their kids deserve better.

She was trying to the best for her kids and just didn’t know how to interpret the validity of information or its sources, an actual skill that can be actually difficult and that is under-taught and a necessary first step to being able to trust vaccination research, so chose no action over taking an action she wasn’t sure of. She kept looking into it with family and friends and even eventually came to the right conclusion before her kids became sick, but it was still too late.

Honestly it was pretty brave of her to publicly admit she was wrong. She could have just quietly vaccinated her kids and not become a national news story, but instead she spoke out, even saying “I’m writing this from quarantine, the irony of which isn’t lost on me.” and also “I am not looking forward to any gloating or shame as this ‘defection’ from the antivaxx camp goes public, but, this isn’t a popularity contest. Right now my family is living the consequences of misinformation and fear. I understand that families in our community may be mad at us for putting their kids at risk.”

She understood the consequences and still put herself and her story out there.

hatey-mchaterson

You know what, it does take a big person to admit they were wrong so publicly and work to undo the harm. I believe I made fun of her in the past, but timemachineyeah changed my mind.

kosmogrl

"just stop thinking about it" my brother in christ, if I could stop thinking about it I would

#me

Woke up from a nap with this thought only "You can call a boy daddy, but it takes a man to be Babygirl"

Remember that moment in Goncharov when Andrey turned his back to Goncharov ? I knew it was important. It literally is the moment when it is made clear Andrey trusts him. Like it was said outloud but he literally turns his back while walking away to make his point of "I trust you enough to not put a bullet in my back"

onion-souls

My favorite explanation for the supernatural is ball lightening, because what you’re really relying on is, “it wasn’t anything paranormal. Sometimes storms simply produce plasma balls with the properties of ghost sorcerers from outer space.”

Another is when leftoids dismiss evidence of dragons by claiming they were just dinosaur bones.

“No, there weren’t dragons, it was just the square-cube-law-defying impossible tyrant lizards who rules the world for literally tens of thousands of years before a space rock liberated this earth from their cruelty”.

You believe in dragons now???

Do you not? Why does every single human culture (except for some of them, but let’s overlook that for simplicity’s sake) seem to have stories about humans interacting with them?

Because all of those cultures have contact with reptiles.

If you actually look at the dragon legends (not the dragons we see in pop culture, the actual legends), they’re almost always based on mundane reptiles like snakes and crocodilians. The Greek word “drakon” is a synonym for serpent. Applying Occam’s razor leads us to the conclusion that these legends are mythic variations on regular animals, not a memory of some long extinct beings that the “leftoids” are covering up.

The fact that you think this is a leftist conspiracy is laughably out of touch. Scientists have known about dinosaurs since the 1800s.

Leftism predates the 1800s, so that last thing proves nothing.

Pray tell me, what would leftists gain from denying the existence of these “dragons”? Why exactly would the existence of dragons be a partisan issue? What is the nefarious leftist agenda of the paleontology community?

A world without hope or wonder is a demoralised, easily controlled world.

I want to study you.

How exactly does this “dinosaurs are fake” theory gel with “dinosaurs didn’t have feathers because Jurassic Park said so”. Seeing some cracks in your worldview, king.

Dinosaur literally means “Terrible Lizard”, they were fearsome, brutal, cold-blooded monsters. Not fluffy goofballs.

madam-melon-meow

Dinosaur is just a name, humanity chose to throw a label at them, because that’s how we sort and catagorize things. If it turns out that we miscalculated or misunderstood the evidence, the fact that we named them based off incorrect evidence doesnt force it to become truth. Further, feathers do not make an animal goofy by nature. Hawks, eagles, falcons, cassowaries, emus, ostriches… plenty of birds can be described as menacing, dangerous, violent, terrifying. Have you heard of “swooping season”? The magpies can be vicious. A dinosaur having feathers doesn’t suddenly make them little sweeties.

Well, we’ve definitely gotten off-topic here, but I’d say many of the birds you’ve named ARE sometimes goofballs. Dangerous in some circumstances, but they certainly aren’t fearsome brutal cold-blooded monsters. I want REAL dinosaurs, the remorseless psychopathic titans who held this entire earth in thrall for close to 200 million years. Such a reign eclipses the rulerships of Khan and Alexander, or even Ceasar. They were Empire-Builders, iron-clawed dictators. There’s a reason that “Tyrannosaurus Rex” means “King of the Tyrant Reptiles” and not “featherball which ate other featherballs”. They may or may not be related to dragons, but I note that nobody has managed to address the fact that both dinosaurs and Dragons break the square-cube law.

Those aren’t real dinosaurs, dipshit. Those are made up dinosaurs that never existed outside of your bizarre imagination. They weren’t fucking “dictators” or “psychopaths” and no one but you has ever seen them as such. They were animals living like animals do.

And no, dinosaurs do not break square-cube law. They’re always lighter than they look because they have hollow bones. A full-grown eagle is the size of a small human child but I can easily hold one with one arm and I’m not a big guy.

>”those aren’t real dinosaurs”

>”no one but you has ever seen them as such“

WHY DO YOU THINK THE TYRANNOSAURUS REX IS CALLED THAT? IT’S NOT FOR NO REASON!

> “hollow bones”

Are you serious?

DO THESE LOOK HOLLOW? NO. THEY DO NOT.