i am your leader

[not the real kris stat! just a dumb rp blog.]

[galaxysgreatestalien]

🦆🦆🦆🦆

[galaxysgreatestalien]

Even aliens have to celebrate 30 years of @IAmJericho! 👽👉🏻

[omyenemy]

ultraviolet + infrared images of saturn, venus, jupiter, uranus, mercury, and mars by hubble

[galaxysgreatestalien]

Strict overhead press at 105lbs for and extremely ugly struggle bus 3 reps. Don’t come for me my leg is still bad.

[galaxysgreatestalien]

Welcome to The Masked Wrestler. 🤼‍♂️

[whiteclawbadboyx]

@galaxysgreatestalien

Fish head with human legs

[galaxysgreatestalien]

PLEASE.

[whiteclawbadboyx]

@galaxysgreatestalien

Fish head with human legs

[galaxysgreatestalien]

I hate it here.

[whiteclawbadboyx]

@galaxysgreatestalien

Fish head with human legs

[galaxysgreatestalien]

This is a terrifying image, thank you.

[galaxysgreatestalien]

What's going on with you and Max?

Max Caster? There’s nothing going on between us anymore. I was kicked out of the Shook Crew.

[galaxysgreatestalien]

Would you fuck a mermaid?

.....I don’t think that’s possible?

[galaxysgreatestalien]

Yesterday was 2 months post surgery and today I did squats with a super light weight but still I did squats so hopefully puny leg will be puny no more soon. That is all for today.

[poseidons-siren]

@galaxysgreatestalien You’re doing so well!

[galaxysgreatestalien]

😁

[galaxysgreatestalien]

Here’s some #roadtorecovery stuff for you. A little over 8 weeks post surgery and my leg is still tiny as hell but we’re making progress. Still a long way to go though. And I’ve officially mastered single leg jump rope (on my good leg obviously) #morepowerful #moregalactic #makethisgofasterplease #jumpropemaster

[space-pics]

Starshine in Canis Major [1754 x 1777]

[galaxysgreatestalien]

The blue has completely washed out of my hair now. :(

[talentovertenure-archive]

galaxysgreatestalien​:

vroom vroom

W h y.

[galaxysgreatestalien]

🖖🏻👽🖖🏻

[galaxysgreatestalien]

vroom vroom