minor character headcanons? mayhaps?
tina (love of my life) walters
queen of astrology. knows all the girls’ signs. obviously has all the horoscopes from every trashy magazine, but also knows which ones are realistic. assumes all human compatibility is based on the stars (“cammie you’re such an aquarius it astounds me”.)
will turn any activity into the “strip” version of said activity (”who’s down for knitting?” “only if it’s strip knitting!” “tina…no.” “ladies are we quitters or knitters over here!”)
drinks cherry flavoured coke like her life depends on it. no one is really sure where she gets it in such large supply
just so pansexual it’s unbelievable, but also entirely uninterested in dating anyone bc imagine how exhausting that would be for her? no
learned to backflip just to dip out of bad conversations with flare like i wish i was joking
lives and breathes by the spice girls
brings her friends flowers for literally no reason???
snaps things in half when she’s angry
highkey believes in aliens and has the nasa label on literally everything unironically (cellphone ring tone for her mom is the x-files theme)
okay but the finest driver in cammie’s graduating class
still in her egyptian mythology phase (the best kind of people truthfully) and gets tired of all the references/obsession people have with greek/roman bs
really bad at ice skating…can’t even really walk on ice…
almost cuts her hair short before joining the FBI but says fuck it bc she loves her long hair and she can be girly and badass at the same time (she didn’t go to gallagher for this long to not believe that)
visits roseville every fall bc she loved watching the leaves change. tina and anna join her after a while and they make a point of creating the best (and sometimes most ridiculous) legends about themselves to share with unsuspecting townsfolk (and if they see any gallagher girls around, they always treat them nicely + with respect bc they remember how the town tends to act towards girls from the academy)
definitely has at least one kid, a girl who ends up at gallagher but takes the research track
used to steal tina’s extra pillows ALL THE TIME (the girl has an excessive amount) also applies to tina’s sweaters, shoes, lips gloss, etc. (generally these things just became hers bc tina never complained)
had a major crush on grant when he visited gallagher but was absolutely fine with tina dating him later down the road
she ultimately marries a guy who isn’t in the business but is a community developer in chicago. he’s this big-time activist but is super shy around her and gets all tongue-tied. he gets her into reading mystery novels, which he thinks is hilarious bc she’s a spy and all
is latina af and had an impromptu quinces thrown by her roommies when the big day came around and she had to wait to visit her family (anna fretted about it bc she wasn’t sure they knew enough to be culturally sensitive - but in reality her and tina did like months of research and didn’t try to replace her actual celebration or anything but just wanted to honour her big day)
anna (porcelain-ivory-steel) fetterman
her parents were so nervous about sending her to spy school in the middle of nowhere so they wrote to her every day for the first two years (after that, they started to feel more comfortable with just emailing her once a week)
suffered from a childhood illness that made her feel like she could never be a field agent but actually helped make her a better spy
got a three-hour pep talk from tina when she considered dropping out of CoveOps
always travels with stuffed animals. always has at least one on her bed
mastered chef louis’s gourmet mac and cheese, which essentially saves her life in first year uni
has fallen into the school lake at least once. maybe twice. (mick morrison helped her out both times and always wraps her in her jacket on the way back to campus. potentially the reason why one time turned into two, but who am i to say so?)
SUPER claustrophobic…has to overcome it in her final coveops exams in their last year
didn’t own a microwave until university and is still mildly concerned with how it works
is pro milk and will debate with you until the cows literally come home
shares a netflix account with eva and gets recommended all kinds of horror movies + scary shit because of it (eva likewise complains about all the “animated family films” that end up on her previously viewed - with 5 stars nonetheless)
courtney (fight me) bauer
almost cried when she realized there were other girls at gallagher to celebrate the jewish holidays with
used to wear glasses from grades 6-8 but switched to contacts once training got more intense (liz invented these leave-in contacts that you don’t have to refresh for like 3 months!)
definitely 100% without a doubt no question about it is dating that senior named erin (but it’s so lowkey bc she’s a year older and also goes into deep cover after graduation)
ridiculously into reality tv and will drop everything to avoid spoilers (including like…drop-kicking a person)
owns* captain america footie pajamas (*aggressively wears them the day the trailer for civil war is released)
just wants to own all the cats ffs
does yoga at the crack of dawn or else she’s literally grumpy all day
actually planned out her “in case i don’t get into gallagher” life when she was 11 (p.s. she wanted to be a pilot)
mastered a british accent so well she got bex’s nod of approval
obsessed with beauty bloggers on youtube!!! she’s literally glued so many fake eyelashes to the wrong part of her eye that she isn’t even sure it’s worth it anymore. her and macey bond over it, while the heiress doesn’t even attempt to delicately rip off the things from her face