Foliage Frenzy

once upon a time, deep within a dense forest lived a group of gijinkas and other strange creatures. they are all dumb as hell. the end. this is a sub blog for gijinpoops. therefore, this blog cannot follow anyone. sidebar image by bunny!

[gallantgreengijinkas]

It was finally nightfall, but the weather still made Ruben feel strange... it was like an odd presence was before him. Something... oddly familiar, as if he had been near it before... Nah, he was probably just imagining things. Holding onto his pointed hat, he adjusted it and felt a grin creep along his features; he crept a bit away from the woods, moving towards a bush. "Keh... they will fail to find me here, neh, then they can finally get scared...~" 

Too bad his hat was sticking out like a sore thumb over the tops of the bushes...

[bundleofbeasties]

((MY DAD JUS T SENT THIS TO ME AND ALL I COULD THINK ABOUT WAS ARTIE))

[bundleofbeasties]

-weLL IT WORKED BECAUSE HE STUMBLED AND ALMOST FELL WHEN HE MOVED-

yeAH, but all this pollen in the air, AKA plant sperm, is already getting in my face so why don’t you just add to it

[gallantgreengijinkas]

[FLABBERGASTED] W-WH--

NO! You're --!! \\\\\ [harrumph] This is inappropriate! 

[bundleofbeasties]

-laughs a bIT AT HIS REACTION-

Hmmm, well no. Kids don’t go around looking to get some

mAYBE IT’S JUST SPRING

~LOVE IS IN THE AIR~ -LEANS ON HIM-

[gallantgreengijinkas]

[STEPS AWAY AND ALMOST HOPES HE FALLS A LITTLE JUST A BIT]

Indeed it is... I love my plants... that's all the love I need, thank you very much. [harrumph]

[bundleofbeasties]

heY NOW, we don’t need to talk about man BUTT specifically. we can talk about plants if you want! and we can always talk about that forest you got down there

-poINTS TO HIS GROIN-

OH and my name is Artemis. Yours??

[gallantgreengijinkas]

Reall-- I mean. Ah, yes, much better. [clears throat] Yes, I think tha--

.../////////!?!??!?! WHA--

[CROSSES HIS LEGS AGGRESSIVELY] 

... I'm Regal, a-and you're quite immature, aren't you?! 

[bundleofbeasties]

OOHH the ‘festivals’ -lauGHS LOOKING UP IN THOUGHT-

I don’t even remember the last one I went to But I do remember waking up sore with some handsome men by my side.

-nudGES HIM LIGHTLY-

[gallantgreengijinkas]

Yes, the festiv-- why are you--

... 

 Who even are you I just wanted to talk about plants not man butt-

[gallantgreengijinkas]

bundleofbeasties replied to your post: Summer’s almost here… it’s quite the...

Artemis: Me too. Hot, wet, shirtless satyrs flexing their muscles in the sunlight -swOONS-

[face goes a bit red] I... I was. Talking about the flowers... and the festivals... [dRAGS HIS CAPE A BIT CLOSER suddenly feels Self Conscious--]

[gallantgreengijinkas]

Summer's almost here... it's quite the festival-filled time for us in the forest... I'm quite excited.

[greyscaledarchive]

     Moon was going to attempt to dismiss the teenager, but he was being very nice to him, even if it was just in return for some Oran berries.

     {Alright, alright!} He chuckled, trying to fix his shirt collar. {I haven’t got work today, so why not.}

[gallantgreengijinkas]

[Success!] Ah, good, wonderful!! [He zipped forward, adjusting the scarf to cover his nose]

Here, follow me. Stay close, it can get a little scary sometimes...!

[greyscaledarchive]

     Moon smiled, but he let out a surprised grunt when the other quickly brought him into his arms. Quite the happy chap, wasn’t he?

     {U-um, I don’t need to do anything for me-! I just ended up picking too much from my garden, so I thought it would be nice to share them as so they don’t go to waste.}

[gallantgreengijinkas]

[mouth full] Oh, no no no--! [swallows] I can't do that, I'd feel much better if I were to at least show you around!! 

[gallantgreengijinkas]

Fifteen Fluffy One-Liners

1. "Will you cuddle with me?"

2. "Can we hold hands?"

3. "You're really soft."

4. "You smell nice."

5. "I like you. A lot."

5. "Can I play with your hair?"

6. "Stop making me get lost in your eyes."

7. "I'll share the blankets with you."

8. "I'm here for my daily hugs and kisses."

9. "You're cute."

10. "I wanna be your cuddle buddy."

11. "Let's spend the day in bed."

12. "I don't wanna get up-- you're comfy."

13. "Let me love you!"

14. "I'm cold. Come closer."

15. "You can put your cold feet on me."

[greyscaledarchive]

     {Oh!} Moon quickly levitated a small handful of said berries towards the Scyther with Psychic. {You are in luck then, sir!}

[gallantgreengijinkas]

Ah!! Arigatou gozaimasu! 

[starts to bite into one, holding the others in his arms] This is very kind of you!! Is there something I can do to repay you? Do you need to be guided through the forest?

[greyscaledarchive]

     {…does anyone like some oran berries to eat? I fear I have picked too many…}

[gallantgreengijinkas]

Oran berries?! I love oran berries!!

[pocketsfullofmonsters-deactivat]

you skin them with fucking knives what elsE??

[gallantgreengijinkas]

What kind of knife?! What do you do with the skin afterwards? How do you cook them?!

[gijincafe-blog]

Ah, please! Are you familiar with this area by chance? I’m looking for inspiration for my next sculpture, but… I don’t know exactly where to start. These woods seem quite large after all.

[gallantgreengijinkas]

Ah, yes, I live here. [the satyr gives a bow]

I might show you around if you request it.

[pocketsfullofmonsters-deactivat]

"how the fuck would that work??

if you leave me i cant teach you you moron…”Miki what are you doing, if that’s the case you wont have to bother with him…Miki shut her mouth and stayed quiet. 

[gallantgreengijinkas]

Teach me first and then I'll leave you alone chica!

How do you skin them? 

[pocketsfullofmonsters-deactivat]

no

gross 

ew

[gallantgreengijinkas]

I'll leave you alone if you teach me neh-

Por favor?