! I’M IN A BAND !

hayley 💫 a muppet in human form @theebiggeststar (rp!)

[malevolentomens]

oh yeah, saw another episode of the muppet show (road tripped with @theebiggeststar to newport folk festival)

[cosmicretreat]

[theebiggeststar]

just woke up, opened TikTok, and the first thing I see is Megan Thee Stallion lip-syncing to Decode 🫪

[theebiggeststar]

oh wow, hi new friends!!!

[fairycosmos]

sometimes songs are like ohhh i remember this from a past life

[shutyourmoustache]

Someone said “loved to the point of invention,” and I’m personally in shambles.

[theebiggeststar]

i’ve been back in hibernation mode 😴 got one more show soon, though, and THEN back to hibernation for a month or so~

[theebiggeststar]

can i come over and see alf (and you)

WHY AM I JUST NOW SEEING THIS??? but yes, always ✨

[theebiggeststar]

📸: @malevolentomens ✨

[theebiggeststar]

found this pic of you on tour

WOW…… yeah 😅

[theebiggeststar]

tour is almost over???!!!

[theebiggeststar]

been eating too many (?) peanut butter pretzels… will i ever get sick of them (probably not)

[nixscriptum]

[theebiggeststar]

may have made a lil’ pit stop to Download today since we had a day off 😇

[dreamofdemonswhnusleep]

[laterkiss]

i have [gestures vaguely] my tendencies

[theebiggeststar]

happy 19th birfday, ya crazy kid 💥