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Indie Doctor Who OC Blog. Loomchild of the Sixth and Eighth incarnations of The Doctor. Sideblog of dude-wheres-my-boat.

[gallifreyanraconteur]

like for a starter

help me get back into this muse

[gallifreyanraconteur]

so uh

i’ve been back on @dude-wheres-my-boat for a few months now

Guess I should start back here as well

[gallifreyanraconteur]

♧

> 8. In the shower

The Raconteur hummed, the rising wall of steam fogging the glass and steel walls of the TARDIS shower as he worked the shampoo in his hair to a thick lather.

“Dodoodoo, doodoodoo, oo-ee-ooo…”It was fairly obvious that he was entirely focused on the task at hand, and he didn’t notice the sound of the bathroom door opening. He stepped out of the shower still humming, reaching for a towel from the wall before his eyes clocked the familiar face standing in the doorway.

He froze for the briefest moment before dragging the towel down and wrapping his hair up in it.

“Good morning Cam. This is…this is the bathroom. The kitchen is down the hall.” The Raconteur looked down for a moment and shook his head briefly, then grinned. Since they were already here, he may as well have some fun.“Unless there was something you…wanted to tell me? Something so urgent you had to interrupt the fantastically luxurious shower I was taking?”

He took a small step towards the young man, still grinning. “C’mon lad, speak up.”

[thetruththatshouldbe]

Cam frowned, did everything he could to not look at the other. “I didnae in'erupt anythin’,” he stammered. “Ye were done, ye didn’realise I was here until th'shower was o'er.” That, of course, was not the important thing here and definitely not an answer to the question the Raconteur had asked him.

[gallifreyanraconteur]

The Raconteur stared, slowly grabbing another towel from the wall - there appeared to be hundreds of them of varying degrees of fluffiness, some with patterns, some with obscene imagery on them - and wrapped it around his waist. “So...how long were you here, then? Surely you wanted to tell me something, if you were waiting for me to get out. I’m assuming you didn’t just want to sneak a peek at me.” He looked down for a moment at his own still-wet, lithely muscled body. “Not that I’d blame you, I’m fucking gorgeous. I mean, goddamn. But anyway...what can I do you for, Campbell? There’s still plenty of hot water if you were coming for a shower. A fission heater will do that, but unfortunately I haven’t picked up a loofah on a stick recently, so if you need someone to scrub your back...”

He should probably feel bad about teasing the poor boy, but the way he stammered was too cute. “You’re gawking, lad.”

[gallifreyanraconteur]

♧

> 8. In the shower

The Raconteur hummed, the rising wall of steam fogging the glass and steel walls of the TARDIS shower as he worked the shampoo in his hair to a thick lather.

“Dodoodoo, doodoodoo, oo-ee-ooo...”It was fairly obvious that he was entirely focused on the task at hand, and he didn’t notice the sound of the bathroom door opening. He stepped out of the shower still humming, reaching for a towel from the wall before his eyes clocked the familiar face standing in the doorway.

He froze for the briefest moment before dragging the towel down and wrapping his hair up in it.

“Good morning Cam. This is...this is the bathroom. The kitchen is down the hall.” The Raconteur looked down for a moment and shook his head briefly, then grinned. Since they were already here, he may as well have some fun.“Unless there was something you...wanted to tell me? Something so urgent you had to interrupt the fantastically luxurious shower I was taking?”

He took a small step towards the young man, still grinning. “C’mon lad, speak up.”

[agent-peggycarter-deactivated20]

Your muse just walked in on mine holding a newborn baby. How does yours react?

[sonsofthemountain-archive-blog]

[ofroleplayandthings]

Send a ♧ and I'll generate a number to which your muse will catch mine...

(WARNING: Triggers and NSFW) 

1. Having an affair  2. Having sex  3. Killing someone  4. Self harming  5. Wrapping their present  6. Binge drinking  7: Taking an illegal drug  8. In the shower 9. Undressing  10. Masturbating  11. Watching a children’s tv show  12. Drunk  13. Being sexually assaulted  14. Getting beat up  15. Overdosing on a prescription  16. Buying an illegal drug  17. Holding someone hostage  18. Talking about them behind their back  19. Confession their love for your muse to another  20. Playing with a pet.

[exorcist-on-paws-blog]

Reblog if I'm allowed to send you in character asks even if we have never talked before.

[leapxofxfaith-deactivated201812]

[I seem to be tackling my replies and may get on to some fun asks, so why not~]

[molebucks-deactivated20150826]

how can i communicate to wild bunnies that i am their ally

[memesforu-blog]

Send “Don’t touch her/him” to see my muse’s reaction to your muse defending them against a physical threat

[justanotherrpmeme]

Meet-Cute Starters

Send a symbol for our muses to meet:

(^._.^)ﾉ A stray cat made its way into my muse’s house. Going to the address on the cat’s collar they end up at your muse’s door

♓ Both of our muses have been stood up in the same restaurant - seeing yours, my muse suggests they eat together

(*_*) My muse had fallen for yours - literally! Too busy staring, they weren’t looking where they were going and tripped right in front of your muse

☎ My muse has been locked out and your muse is the only neighbor at home

♒ My muse wasn’t looking where they were going and just bumped into yours, spilling their coffee everywhere

✈ Our muses are both booked on the same flight which has just been delayed

♨ Our muses both have the same favorite coffee shop. Today it’s unusually busy and they are forced to share a table

(✖‿✖) Our muses have been set up on a blind date together

/(◉౪◉)\ Our muses pass each other as they are both taking their dogs for a walk. Apparently having made best friends, the dogs refuse to be parted

؟ Your muse left their bag somewhere. My muse used the contents to locate the owner and return the bag

[gallifreyanraconteur]

thetruththatshouldbe replied to your post:slowly, tentatively returning. for reals this...

<3

luv u 2 bb

[gallifreyanraconteur]

slowly, tentatively returning. for reals this time, promise.

[wobblycompetencies]

OKAY BUT DO YOU REMEMBER WHEN the companion who stayed with the Doctor the longest was a piper’s son named Jamie McCrimmon from 18th century Scotland who couldn’t read or write and had no idea what a radio or a toaster or an elevator was, much less a time-and-space-ship? And who probably mentally catalogued Daleks and Cybermen as “metal beasties” and “the other metal beasties”, and made fun of the Doctor for never, ever landing the TARDIS even remotely where he intended, but still called him a clever wee chappie and would follow this rumpled-looking little Englishman to the ends of the earth without hesitation?

And then remember how the Time Lords ripped the Doctor’s companions away from him and wiped their memories, and Jamie woke up in the middle of the Battle of Culloden with a redcoat shooting at him, and the Doctor was exiled on Earth with a broken TARDIS so he could never find them again?

And then remember that one time on the Scottish moors when Ten used the name Doctor McCrimmon.

I JUST HAVE A LOT OF FEELINGS ABOUT JAMES ROBERT MCCRIMMON OKAY.

[andromedafound]

She was clearly entertained by his piloting method, and she watched him with amusement. Everything about the young Time Lord–from his personality to his TARDIS interior–seemed to be eclectic. She wondered how much he resembled his father in personality, but since most of her knowledge of him was limited to brief contact on Gallifrey and buckets of rumour out in the universe, she couldn’t draw many conclusions.

She hesitated for a moment, but she joined him by sitting in a nearby chair. “Do you often get into trouble with strange women and bars? I would protest the idea of me being strange, but that would be disingenuous. I have been travelling alone for quite some time, so my likely strangeness is probably the logical outcome of that.” If this was going to take very long, she was probably going to wish she’d accepted the offer of a drink. “What do you want to know? I have a good chunk of time under my belt and I never quite know where to start.”

[gallifreyanraconteur]

“Uh...define ‘often.’ Also ‘trouble,’ in this situation,” he muttered, avoiding her gaze. 

“How about this; you’ve got a particular...swagger. Sorry, no, that’s the wrong word, I just mean you carry yourself very confidently. What do you do, these days? You’re one of a small handful of survivors from an ancient, presumed-extinct race. Either one of us could practically take over this planet, along with many others, just by playing with tiny little events throughout time.” The Raconteur leaned forward, interlacing his fingers and resting his chin in the cradle they formed. “I know why I haven’t done it - long story short, nothing sounds more boring than the responsibilities of rulership - but what have you spent your time doing? You have to make a living somehow, even with timetravel.” 

He leaned back again and frowned slightly. “Sorry if that’s too invasive a question so early on. I’m just curious, is all.”

[charamath]

[candyviolence-deactivated201801]

Now THIS is art.

[karenhallion]

Have I reblogged this before. I don’t care, How absolutely amazing this is. 

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[what-makes-a-hero-deactivated20]

IT JUST GOT BETTER

[iamtiim-deactivated20160809]

I’m amazed of how insignificant we actually are

[girlwithapomegranate-deactivate]

not me im important

[iamnotmygrandfather]

Do you know why I love lots of threads with the same person? Because if on a particular day I have no idea how to answer a thread, having multiple threads allow me to keep playing with a wonderful person no matter how my brain is an idiot. So yes, no matter how much threads we have together, just keep on sending stuff if you want. You’re never bothering me.