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Anne Carson, ‘Variations on the Right to Remain Silent’

#joan of arc #time for a rewatch of my favourite film I think

Just wanted to say that I discovered your art via a reblog, and it's lovely. I'm particularly taken with your Jeeves & Wooster pieces, as those two have a huge soft spot in my heart, but even your art of fandoms I don't care or know anything about are wonderful.

Thank you so much for saying so, that’s very kind of you! I go through periods of not feeling great about my art -- I tend to only draw when I really fall in love with characters, which means I’m kinda sporadic and don’t improve as much and as quickly as other artists. But I always hope that that love of the subject comes through. And I will hopefully be doing more of J&W soon! I adore them.

feltguy

had a dream last night that my alarm was connected to twitter and everytime i hit snooze it publicly tweeted it with a disparaging little message along the lines of “filthy horrible boy has slapped the screen again, and slumbers on” so that your followers could shame you and i was deeply, DEEPLY humiliated but that did not stop me from hitting snooze upwards of 14 times

slytherverse

hey op! i couldnt sleep until i built this! you motherfucker!

just gotta “borrow” my sister’s alarm clock

get that twitter api, write the bot in some python bc god is dead n slap together some fuckin UI with legos

your idiot self wants to sleep in???? hit that snooze button a couple times???? (maybe 4 times in a row)?? disgusting.

twitter knows! bc it posts how many times youve hit it. fuck you

the next step is NOT profit. noone profits. everybody loses. go home.

feltguy

OH MY GOD?????????

#deeply DEEPLY humiliated but that did not stop me from hitting snooze upwards of 14 times #this...is me?#except my twitter bot would be like THIS BITCH HAS 5 DIFFERENT ALARMS SET #THERE GOES NUMBER 3 #WHAT IS SHE HOPING TO ACCOMPLISH BESIDES ANNOYING HER HOUSEMATES

historieofbeafts

I know I make fun of Pliny the Elder a lot, but I genuinely can’t stop thinking about this approach to taxonomy:

[There is a fish called the tursio, which bears a strong resemblance to the dolphin; it differs from it, however, in a certain air of sadness, and is wanting in its peculiar vivacity.]

Like, imagine someone describing an animal to you, but the only information they’ll provide is that it’s sort of like another animal, but much much sadder.

hornypineapple

okay so apparently the word “Tursio” is what people in Pliny’s time called the porpoise. for reference, here is a dolphin:

and here is a porpoise:

anyways long story short Pliny was entirely correct stop bullying him

sixthrock

“you ruined a perfectly good dolphin is what you did. look at it, it’s got depression” - Pliny, apparently

#are you kidding that's the most perfect description of a porpoise that ever was

deheerkonijn

*Advisor to high king Elessar voice* You can go play with your friends after you finish your politics

#legolas with a hick accent is killing me #lotr

cortue

Listen, is The Untamed an incredibly moving story of soulmates overcoming all odds including death? Yes. But never forget that Lan Wangji fell in love like a cat being forced into a bath, hissing with futile repressed rage the entire time. And that’s beautiful.

jellyfishfire

#ZERO DIGNITY#how dare you make me feel things fucking fight me about it#update: fighting did not work I love him more#possibly should pick fights with my crush in less romantic moonlit locations next time#LWJ is here he’s queer and he’s SO MAD ABOUT IT - tags by @cortue and I’m STILL laughing

super-omens

by @jellyfishfire

Why would u show op’s tags but hide your

#jelly is the very best untamed interpreter #is very patient when i keep pausing it to go WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED #and is also the funniest #her tags should always be preserved #the untamed

sosuperawesome

Embroidered Vintage Clothing

Slooow Hands on Etsy

#I want #all of these

kitty

*dry food crunches* Ridiculously small kitten: “Myam myam myam. Njam njam njam njam njam njam njam! Myam myam myam nyam nyam myam. Mmmam. Mrrrrram. Meep!”