[inch--worm]

Me: Really wants a romantic relationship

Me: Never develops strong feelings for anyone

Me: 

[oxeerised]

[dsu2014]

good morning to people who still use wired earphones only

[chocolatecoffeeandbooks]

[taci-t]

do you like my blog?

a) yes b) a c) b

[oldnapkinned]

I feel like I can legitimately sue half of you for the things you make me read

[tar-mairons]

tumblr is great because I know the plotline of at least fifteen different tv series without ever having seen an episode

[oodlenoodleroodle]

I dont know any plotlines i just know which characters are gay

[unshrink]

Interviewer: “okay so, why should we offer you this place?”

Me: 

[thebootydiaries]

düüde what the fääck she can’t do that to you this is your space this is your ärëä

[anshelinasholie]

*takes a free sample twice* i love robbery and fraud

[turtleduckdate]

that phrase like, “he looked at her like she was the sun” has always confused me because most people look at the sun like this 

[iu]

other ppl on tumblr: have cliques groupchats @ each other all the time 

me: lonely hermit talks to myself reblogs memes

[andrewbreitel]

when a hot person follows you

but they don’t message you or talk to you

[photosbygy-deactivated20200605]

All girls following me, I see youuuuuu, y’all prettty as fuckkkkk

[deamaia]

“why does that character have to be gay”

[astrologyqueenn]

top vs bottom

Acts like a top, is a top: aries, scorpio, sagittarius

Acts like a top, is a bottom: leo, gemini, virgo

Acts like a bottom, is a bottom: cancer, libra, pisces

Acts like a bottom, is a top: taurus, aquarius, capricorn

[gameforfools]

[twoopy-deactivated20130422]

You could’ve reblogged that from me