a kinder, gentler, messier westeros

a blog dedicated to the game of thrones slapstick comedy au: where all instances of violence, torture, and/or murder are replaced with pies to the face.

[mayifindher]

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Possibly the best GoT cast photo I’ve found yet.

beach house au: even better than the slapstick au?

[milksweater-deactivated20141218]

[thequietworld]

#it looks like joff is jammin to some 90’s rap but marg is more into grunge

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alternately: ser gregor clegane is replaced by gregor samsa. everyone's just like "hOLY SHIT A GIANT BUG" and runs away. no pies are even necessary.

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Ser Gregor Clegane has hit so many people with pies that they call him "The Baker."

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at the eyrie they do things a little differently

rather than throwing pies at people, they push people off ledges into giant pies

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some characters (i.e. the ones in canon who die) are so ashamed about getting hit by a pie in public that they just decide to leave

go on vacation to the beach or the westerosi equivalent of las vegas for a while

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DAENERYS IS WORRIED THAT HER DRAGONS MAY BE STEALING PIES AND DROPPING THEM ON SMALL CHILDREN

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AND OH HOW THEY ARE

Drogon particularly like dropping pecan pies on unsuspecting sailors 

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a note from manzanas-amargas:

consent and pie are pretty much always my first priorities, in case you were wondering

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instances of dubious sexual consent or rape are replaced by sequences shot like 1980s rock ballad music videos: enthusiastic consent in soft focus, accompanied by power chords, with gigantic hairstyles spontaneously appearing just for the duration of the scene

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Arya keeps a list of her enemies and the pies she will hit them with:

 "King Joffrey, pumpkin.

 Queen Cersei, blueberry.

 Ser Ilyn, coconut cream.

 Ser Meryn, lemon merengue."

In Braavos, she is taken in by a kindly old baker who teaches her how to master the culinary arts and to throw pies with devastating accuracy.

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Arya deliverers her pie with startling accuracy and speed

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When you play the game of thrones, you win or you [get hit with a] pie.

an old westerosi saying, as repeated by cersei lannister

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In response to humboldt-squid

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pies are outlawed in vaes dothrak

so khal drogo just takes a tub of uncooked batter and dumps it over viserys’ head

[manzanas-amargas]

maybe the boltons are infamous for their use of puns, which are clearly the cruelest form of comedy

[manzanas-amargas]

game of thrones slapstick comedy au where all instances of torture, violence, and/or murder are replaced with pies to the face

[humboldt-squid]

#everyone thought you couldn’t hit a white walker in the face with a pie #sam’s big discovery is that they are vulnerable to STRAWBERRY RHUBARB

[manzanas-amargas]

the red wedding is a montage of people getting hit in the face with cherry pie while “yakety sax” plays in the background

[kittenbalerion]

catelyn’s dress is ruined!!! she vows pie-revenge; they think they know how to prank? SHE WILL SHOW THEM HOW TO PRANK. (via manzanas-amargas)

[nedsseveredhead2]

Ramsay and Theon tho omg

[jamesflint]

omg Ramsay would legit turn into a three stooges character. All the whipped cream, all the cherry pie.