god gave me anxiety because he feared my abilities

I'm 21 don't stress 😵‍💫 mostly lurks now, dm if you need me I shuppose 😵‍💫 don't scroll too far or you'll find posts from when I was a stupid kid

[tamamita]

With Super Mario RPG Remake finally being real, we will also get to see him in his HD glory

[solarsyrup]

and this

[tamamita]

AND THIS

[tilthat]

TIL “Yankee Doodle” was written by the British to mock americans. “Doodle” is thought to come from the German “dödel”, meaning “fool” or “simpleton” and “macaroni,” a flamboyantly stylish type of dress, painting the Yankees as morons who thought placing a feather in one’s cap made them a “dandy.”

via reddit.com

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

so you’re telling me that “stuck a feather in his hat and called it macaroni” would be like saying “wrote a G on his belt and called it gucci”

[beggars-opera]

that’s…a pretty good analogy actually

[ti-bae-rius]

US moron came to town

Hunting for some coochie

Wrote a G up on his belt

And this bitch called it Gucci

[ti-bae-rius]

Seeing my notifications get flooded with this every July 4th is the only thing I respect about America

[catchymemes]

[yesterdaysprint]

Evansville Press, Indiana, February 5, 1912

[anemonequeen-moved]

it’s a leap yeap

[catchymemes]

[psychotic-gerard]

me: i don’t want to see jellyfish so i will blacklist the tag #jellyfish

people with no common sense: je11yf1sh, je11¥fi5h, j*llyf*sh, je//ÿf!sh, j3ï||yf¡sh, gel lee fisk

result: cannot account for the sheer amount of possible ways to alter the word jellyfish

conclusion: i have to see jellyfish now.

Once again, tumblr is not tiktok, tag properly.

[psychicterrain]

happy 4th of july

[psychicterrain]

SIKE

[catchymemes]

[powerofthestruggle]

Scooby-Doo and the Gang! by Rwalkers

[puddleluv]

[vsemily]

I laugh every single time

[catchymemes]

[teathattast]

[joeyswarehouse]

I understand her

[catchymemes]

[butchdotgov]

So sorry to keep twitter posting but this had me dead

[thyrell]

now would be the absolute funniest time for tumblr to unban porn

[snowing-in-cyberspace]