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*rises from my coffin* hi i made a new acc and logged out but forgot to. say that. and then i put it off until now
@256miss <-- come back mutuals i miss u
"oh its internalized transphobia" if you direct it to other trans people its not internalized, you're literally just transphobic. same with any type of internalized bigotry, i'm sick of people using that excuse
Tony Hawk’s Twitter is a gold mine honestly
We Stan this San Diego Man
this
C o m e d yy
Some recent gems:
And of course there’s
#where is race war tony hawk tweet thats my fav (via @laughingfish)
I gotchu, bro:
i’m wheezgJmf stoP
Me, scratching my old, mostly toothless dog while he wiggles around in my lap: You’re the best dog in the world ❤️ All the love in the world is for you right now ❤️
No fun person: No it isn’t. People love other things.
Me, wiping droll off my arm because my dog can’t quite keep it in his mouth anymore after having so many teeth pulled: Not right now ❤️ Right now it’s all for old man Percy ❤️
Getting less fun by the second person: They don’t even know him.
Me, slapping Percy’s dense body gently in a way he considers fun: Well too bad ❤️ I’m taking all their love and channeling it into him right now ❤️
So if you’re feeling a bit sad for a few seconds, I’m sorry. Your love is going into my dog sometimes. My no fun friend forced my hand.
.seeing this made it legal for me to kill people. like its like okay now bc i cant get a mister spock kitty plush. like they'll take me to court and i'll be like well the mister spock kitty plush was sold out.... and they'll be like oh.. we're so sorry.... and then they'll offer their own life so i can satiate my blood lust but i'll just sniffle and be like.... its just filling a hole with water, my love... it all soaks into the earth inevitably and i will be as empty as the day i found out i could not preorder the mr spock 12-inch kitty plush. and then i'll kill them anyway but thats just bc im a cunt its unrelated ....
dumb warmup comic. happy monster milf monday
bethesda Wishes they could do environmental storytelling this good
the turning your icon black & deleting your status/display name on a messaging service after you got in a fight with someone thing is pretty much the online equivalent of playing with the springy doorstop in your bedroom and whimpering to yourself about how youre gonna run away after you got your ass beat as a kid
fuck all redemption arcs except whatever the hell groose had going on
There’s a quote from Bert where he says he‘s “known big bird since he was a little bird” and the thought of it makes my heart cry so here’s that
LOL told the wife our child was abducted by "small, smurf-like creatures" and the dumb cow bought it. i literally just let him play in the street
fallout gets gay teenagers to listen to oldies in the same way you hide your dogs medication in some peanut butter