Games and Cuddles

Games are good, and cuddles are good, and sometimes one pertains to the other.

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(Starts watching Derry Girls)

“There had better be lesbians.”

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Well fuck me, there actually WERE lesbians!  Or, like, at least the one.

[gamesandcuddles]

(Starts watching Derry Girls)

“There had better be lesbians.”

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I won’t hate you, but oh it burns

How does it feel to be adored by her?

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This had better have lesbians, I swear to fucking God.

[taragrimface]

1000% offense but zero suit samus is the most boring possible version of that concept and i hate horny nerds

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Do you ever just look at a girl, then have to rush home and scream at God “I am so in love with her!!!”?

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“Pretty girl, there’s no need to fret, ‘cause it’s midnight, he’s drunk, and you’re the one in his head.” Dodie Clark, “Adored By Him”

[gaypeopletwitter]

[geekremix]

I for real thought they were lovers that got together after her husband left wtf. 

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Well, there goes all my interest in seeing Bird Box...

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Rachel Brosnahan is just so pretty.

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What Tumblr thinks happens when you see nudity.

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A real picture of me being single and salty about it

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TFW your crush offers to invite you to her house to make you dinner, but your eating disorder would actually make that an anxious nightmare so you frantically try to come up with alternative plan that she’ll like and that will also not lead to a panic attack on your part.

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So, update:  That crush did ultimately have me over for dinner, and I did power through the ARFID and eat what she had made.  I did not die, as you can see, and I didn’t even gag (much).  Turns out years of my parents and siblings chiding me about not eating many things was pointless, and all I needed was a pretty lady to pressure me.  Shocking.

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Facebook: “Hey, we’ve noticed you mentioning this person in messages.  She must be important to you!  Here’s a picture! (Shows my crush’s status at the top of my feed) We’ll make sure to keep her nice and prominent! (Keeps her post at the fore) Hope you’re not trying to get over her or anything!”

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“We’re banning adult content!” reports Tumblr, apparently unaware of why people use it...  Like, while you’re at it why not just also ban complaining about life struggles, if you wanna alienate your users as quick as possible.

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Me: “It’s fine.  I’m done with her.  I’m over her.  It’s better this way.  I really shouldn’t have fallen so hard for her in the first place.  I’m fine.”

(Sees her)

“Crap.”

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Is Supergirl actually super sapphic, or is that just an impression I’m getting because of my tumblr echo chamber?  Because I don’t particular care about DC superheroes, but I DO care about lesbians.  I will watch this show if it really has lesbians.

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Stardew Valley: “+1 Hoe Proficiency!”

Me: “Hehehehe...”