Walkthrough: The Most AMERICA Episode Ever!
Welcome to the walkthrough for this week’s Games & Guns. Simply click on the quote to be taken to that exact moment in the video. Enjoy!
"You have to physically touch him" - Stephen Gutowski
"Oh, You do?" - Dan Joseph
"It's like a sexual thing" - Stephen Gutowski
"It's like my saturday night!" - Dan Joseph
On Hobby Lobby ruling protests:
"It was pure chaos" - Dan Joseph
"I saw the guy dressed up as a Bible" - SG
"Yea, he's like a dancing Bible or something" - DJ
"It looked to me like he was not wearing any pants" - SG
"So he must've been a *CENSORED*" - DJ
"No, nevermind, you'll have to cut that out" - DJ
"I'm going to cut everything you say out" - SG
"I saw a picture of him without the Bible costume and he was wearing jorts. Homemade jorts. It reminded me of the Never Nude shorts." - Stephen Gutowski
"I didn't know Tumblr was a thing until you told me about it" - DJ
"It's a thing and you're famous on it" - SG
"I'm like the Michelle Fields of Tumblr" - Dan Joseph
"I want a whole group of teenagers who make Twitter sites of me like they do with Justin Bieber" - Dan Joseph
"We're going to be playing BroForce this week which is the MOST AMERICAN video game of all time!" - Stephen Gutowski
"You just kill terrorists. That's the whole point. That's the whole game." - Stephen Gutowski
"We're killing dirty *CENSORED*, is what we're doing. Are we allowed to say that?" - DJ
"No, that's horrifyingly racist" - SG
"Ok, you're John McClain and I'm Indiana Jones" - SG
"I don't know who that is" - DJ
"You're Walker: Texas Ranger" - SG
"Walker?! I want to be Dick Tracy!" - DJ
"No! You left me behind!" - SG
"Later. Later, bro!" - DJ
"That's the least American thing you could do!" - SG
"Soccer blows. I don't know why anybody really pretended to watch it..." - Dan Joseph
"It's very gorey, this game." - DJ
"It is, but it's awesome." - SG
"Oh, you're Neo. Neo is good." -SG
"Can I use Keanu Reeves acting skills to destroy stuff?" -DJ
"I wanted to be a professional eater when I was younger" - DJ
"You wanted to be a professional at jamming stuff in your mouth" - SG
"Americans like sports where theres a possible you might die... you know, like women's gymnastics" - Dan Joseph
"I just got raped by a dog" - Dan Joseph
"It's the most evil craft store in all the world" - SG
"This case isn't even about contraception, it's about abortifacients. That's what Hobby Lobby objects to." - Stephen Gutowski
"Just because I'm not going to pay for your dinner doesn't mean I'm blocking your access to dinner" - Dan Joseph
"The issue here, the only issue, is whether or not the government has the power to force an employer to pay for an employee's abortifacients" - Stephen Gutowski
"The last two Supreme Court cases were both about whether or not the government can force you to do something you don't want to do" - Stephen Gutowski
Watch Dan Joseph and Stephen Gutowski race through the crazy awesome world of BroForce
Watch Dan Joseph and Stephen Gutowski face off in a deathmatch using the greatest action heroes of all time!
Looks like Dan Joseph is into competitive "fleshlighting"
"I still haven't mastered the jumping part of this game or the shooting part. Other than that though I've pretty much got it down." - Dan Joseph
Something about "Mexican Skynet"
The camera gives up as Steve and Dan talk about 50 Shades of Gray
Steve explains his workflow set up
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