Howdy

It’s your pal Bernie! I made my desktop page when I was 17 and am too lazy to change it. Whoopsies!

[gametangium]

Someone: So, what made you want to go into microbiology?

Me: One time I saw an animal So Small I lost my mind and decided to devote my life to learning more about them because I love them so much

[ilynpilled]

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[gardenofdelete998]

pillows have stopped having a cold side some time ago

[dogpuppy]

[nineteenyearoldmeblog]

im fucking crying

[angelicguy]

hotdog burst in microwave

[angelicguy]

[ephemeralpool]

[tucsonfog]

a genius...!

[fishing-princess]

For thousands of years humanity has selectively bred chickens to have larger breasts and to have to lay eggs constantly. We did it to get more meat and per chicken, but from the perspective of the domesticated chickens they’re sorta living in a very specific fetish scenario

[qqchurch]

the Ice War on Europa...

[qqchurch]

[deep-state-partisan]

[somestrangeangels]

[ashstfu]

[fairycosmos]

i noticed my horrible patterns! i think the process stops there

[nataliehall]

So there’s this guy Jimothy

[plastiboo]

[trickstarbrave]

[kuueater]

Visit Original Link

send this to your ex with no context

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[funstyle]

Gaga couldve just said lets have some fun this beat is sick i wanna take a ride on your penis dick. But she went with disco stick because shes a what? poet.

[yellbug]

please please please be aware that if you and your friends get addicted to saying YIPPEEE like fortnite und cola yippee it will have an intoxicating effect and you might accidentally say it in a really important business meeting to a bunch of men you don't know