angie

Aspiring nomad, enthusiastically cynical. Give me vodka or give me death. Texas transplant living in Chicago. instagram: @__angiee

[msalisbu]

[thecommonchick]

when ur friend is telling you one of their hoe stories & didn’t know they got down like that 

[memewhore]

[earthdad]

things that don’t work

texting your ex

erasable pens

plastic knives

voting for a 3rd party

[nickelbackthatassup]

[bitchycode]

[musermatt]

what do you mean morgan freeman wasn’t always old

[yikyakapp-blog]

[sandandglass]

Senator Elizabeth Warren on The Late Show, July 21, 2016

[miceontoast]

COME FOR HIM ELIZABETH!

[betterthankanyebitch]

Bey and Blue

[warmghoul]

[prasejeebus]

[uhhhimakestuff]

Look at the new season

[argumate]

A Gripping Tale

Hmm, apparently women have weaker grip strength than men.

I wonder why.

I wonder what men are doing that gives them such iron grips.

It must be something that starts early in adolescence.

Regular, intense bursts of gripping activity… hmm. I wonder what it could be.

[korolevx-deactivated20180128]

[aarongeddon-deactivated20240315]

Guys the Westboro Baptist Church Gym is currently being controlled by a Clefairy named LOVEISLOVE

[sapphicsugar]

Are there screenshots? :D

[aarongeddon-deactivated20240315]

Got one here

[pugbutch]

I can’t believe Pokemon Go ended homophobia

[pigeonlesbian]

vague post

[sealedbeastnue]

not vague enough id recognize lorem ipsum anywhere

[nowhites]

do u ever sit there and think… like wow… they really let donald trump get this far….