Gankenstein

The problem with life, is that you have to follow a set of rules you weren't told.

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I love people that pay attention to feelings. They're great. They make life good.

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Hold on. Lemme have a lil' taste.

Jamie

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Hey you.

Yeah, you. I see you there. It’s Valentines Day. You might not have a Valentine, but hey, I appreciate you. Yeah, you’re pretty freaking awesome. Keep that in mind.

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William:*Taps on wrong lego video on YouTube*

William: Awwgh, not again.

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Conor: What are you drinking, Bubby?

William: I'm... I... Uhhhh... Peter Pan Juice.

Conor: Oh. *Chuckles* Thank you Bubby.

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Don't forget to gird your loins.

Sean

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Kieran: Is there enough chocolate milk...

Conor: What?

Kieran: LEFT?!?

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Sean: Hey, guess what a velociraptor is.

Me: I dunno, what?

Sean: Distance raptor over Time raptor.

Me: Why must you do this to me?

Sean: *cackles*

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Hold on a second, lemme punch you.

Sean

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Just give me the pear. Give me the damned pear, or the birdie gets it.

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Kieran: This is how they do it in Hawaii!

*places leftover pizza slice on stove*

Conor: What are you talking about?

Kieran:Mmmmmmmm... Delicious...

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I'm gonna let you in on a little secret, Ray. KMart sucks.

Charlie Babbitt

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Do you remem..?

Sean: Hey Conor.

Conor: Yeah?

Sean: *mumbles* do you remem..?

Conor: Jesus Christ Sean.