100,000 BROKEN CONDUITS

( ic blog for warframe oc | run by toast)

[ganymedebombfantasy]

YOUR NAME IS JPUK YPIPPO (the J and Y are silent) AND YOU LOVE BLOWING SHIT UP. PROUD OWNER OF 12 INTACT CONDUIT STREAK. CERTIFIED KEYMASTER. ONLY TWELVE PLATINUM IN DEBT. ORIGIN SYSYEM CHAMPION OF IGNORING THAT SENTIENT GRAFTED TO YOUR DURA MATER. COWABUNGA, BABY

Rules:

Mun is 18+. While this is not intended to be a nsfw blog, some topics such as warfare, body horror, trauma, and violence will probably be expected here. Basically, if you can expect something to happen in Warframe, it may happen in here. This is also my first time running a character rp blog so bear with me, if I make some kind of faux paus or something let me know! I'm a newcomer here to the tumblr rp scene and don't know what I'm doing.

Character is a card-carrying professional demolition technician who loves their job a little too much. Name is pronounced “yeh-puck pippo” but with that distinctly nasty corpus gargle. Jpuk loves their fucking job.

[ganymedebombfantasy]

another day volunteering at the alad v interception museum. everyone keeps asking me if they can fuck the conduit. buddy, they wont even let me fuck it.

[ganymedebombfantasy]

THE OFFER’S APPRECIATED, BUT I DON’T TAKE CHARITY. HOW ABOUT A TRADE INSTEAD?

[bkh-s-7449]

Oh.! What do you have. In mind ?

[ganymedebombfantasy]

DEMOLITION BOTH PROFESSIONAL AND UNPROFESSIONAL. I ALSO HAVE THIS DISCARDED CHUNK OF CONDUIT THAT LOOKS KIND OF COOL. IN ADDITION I WILL ALSO WILLINGLY DEBASE MYSELF FOR MONEY

[ganymedebombfantasy]

QUESTION. COMPLETELY HYPOTHETICAL ONE TOO. WHERE MAY SOMEONE (NOT ME) FIND A WAY, HYPOTHETICALLY, TO FIND ENOUGH CREDITS TO ACCESS THE MACHINING SECTOR (NOT THAT I NEED TO) TO USE THE FABRICATOR TO MAKE A BRAND NEW LABEL MAKER (NOT THAT I NEED ONE) TO REPLACE ONE THAT I HYPOTHETICALLY (HEAR ME OUT) DROPPED AND ACCIDENTALLY KICKED OVER THE RAILING (NOT THAT THAT HAPPENED). JUST A THOUGHT EXPERIMENT.

[bkh-s-7449]

Um... we are. I am unsure. I can send you some credits, if you like.?

[ganymedebombfantasy]

THE OFFER’S APPRECIATED, BUT I DON’T TAKE CHARITY. HOW ABOUT A TRADE INSTEAD?

[orphix-venom]

bestie just steal a label maker for yourself- theft goes both ways

[ganymedebombfantasy]

QUESTION: DO YOU HAPPEN TO HAVE A LABEL MAKER AND SECOND QUESTION: WHERE DO YOU LIVE

[cambriancutie]

im just like you

[thelonely-shepherd]

literally how is it fucking real

[ganymedebombfantasy]

QUESTION. COMPLETELY HYPOTHETICAL ONE TOO. WHERE MAY SOMEONE (NOT ME) FIND A WAY, HYPOTHETICALLY, TO FIND ENOUGH CREDITS TO ACCESS THE MACHINING SECTOR (NOT THAT I NEED TO) TO USE THE FABRICATOR TO MAKE A BRAND NEW LABEL MAKER (NOT THAT I NEED ONE) TO REPLACE ONE THAT I HYPOTHETICALLY (HEAR ME OUT) DROPPED AND ACCIDENTALLY KICKED OVER THE RAILING (NOT THAT THAT HAPPENED). JUST A THOUGHT EXPERIMENT.

[bkh-s-7449]

Um... we are. I am unsure. I can send you some credits, if you like.?

[ganymedebombfantasy]

THE OFFER’S APPRECIATED, BUT I DON’T TAKE CHARITY. HOW ABOUT A TRADE INSTEAD?

[ganymedebombfantasy]

FUCK YESSS. MY COWORKER KEEP STEALING MY GUN SO I GOTTA CLAIM IT

[bkh-s-7449]

Oh.! Yes, this is a good use for a label maker.

[ganymedebombfantasy]

QUESTION. COMPLETELY HYPOTHETICAL ONE TOO. WHERE MAY SOMEONE (NOT ME) FIND A WAY, HYPOTHETICALLY, TO FIND ENOUGH CREDITS TO ACCESS THE MACHINING SECTOR (NOT THAT I NEED TO) TO USE THE FABRICATOR TO MAKE A BRAND NEW LABEL MAKER (NOT THAT I NEED ONE) TO REPLACE ONE THAT I HYPOTHETICALLY (HEAR ME OUT) DROPPED AND ACCIDENTALLY KICKED OVER THE RAILING (NOT THAT THAT HAPPENED). JUST A THOUGHT EXPERIMENT.

[bkh-s-7449]

I have a label maker.

[ganymedebombfantasy]

CAN I BORROW IT

[bkh-s-7449]

We would be happy. Pleased. I would be pleased to assist you, Jpuk. If you need to borrow it, you may.

[ganymedebombfantasy]

FUCK YESSS. MY COWORKER KEEP STEALING MY GUN SO I GOTTA CLAIM IT

[important-animal-images]

This is Eeyore. He's so happy you're in the backyard right now. Because that's where he is too.

[bkh-s-7449]

I have a label maker.

[ganymedebombfantasy]

CAN I BORROW IT

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

[warframestuff]

[elfhunk]

[elfhunk]

[chaoticazero]

I wanted to post this when the sneak peak for Nyx-Eleanor's gemini skin would drop but I'm impatient so take my yuri

[bkh-s-7449]

If your coworker has a tail, it is not polite to try and pull it. Even if. Even if that tail was not necessarily there before,

or it is weird,

you could get sent to Human Resources.

[bkh-s-7449]

We. I

I see. Well. To be completely honest with you, Jpuk, we have never. H.have never heard of prosthetics like that. Um, ever. But it is very possible that I am simply behind on the market, as it were, due to personal circumstances.

I am “worried about tails” because., Because I am a standard form deviation. And in possession of one. Or that it is one is Attached to our m. Mmy. My body. It is really quite a fuss and I just had to have all of my uniforms re-tailored so you can imagine.!

[ganymedebombfantasy]

OK THEN. WEIRDO

[bkh-s-7449]

Well that is not That is not a very n

Well. Yes, that is the general consensus. Our apologies. I I will refrain from discussing it further.

[ganymedebombfantasy]

HOWD YOU GET A TAIL. WAS YOUR SPONSOR’S GENE BANK NOT RAD PROOFED ENOUGH OR SOMETHING

[bkh-s-7449]

If your coworker has a tail, it is not polite to try and pull it. Even if. Even if that tail was not necessarily there before,

or it is weird,

you could get sent to Human Resources.

[bkh-s-7449]

We. I

I see. Well. To be completely honest with you, Jpuk, we have never. H.have never heard of prosthetics like that. Um, ever. But it is very possible that I am simply behind on the market, as it were, due to personal circumstances.

I am “worried about tails” because., Because I am a standard form deviation. And in possession of one. Or that it is one is Attached to our m. Mmy. My body. It is really quite a fuss and I just had to have all of my uniforms re-tailored so you can imagine.!

[ganymedebombfantasy]

OK THEN. WEIRDO