who would've thunk?

he has three names. but his friends call him clove. he's the prettiest man you've ever done seen. he comes to this place to be a bit silly.

[elfhunk]

i'm sick and tired of this gifted kid shit i'm kind of sad so i think that i'll quit telling myself the story's done that the stage was set at twenty one

GIFTED KID ft. POPY & ROSE is out now.

thank you for listening.

[elfhunk]

like what is so funny about sirius & orion is that we are calling them brothers but are they not. the same baby. are they not the same baby given different names kind of arbitrarily on the day.

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the way he has a heavy scythe my favorite weapon class everyone who knows me knows are my signature but it's not an exalted weapon because i hate exalted weapons but the heavy scythe still features prominently in the kit. the way he has my favorite gyre augment that's impossible to fit on her builds because she has too many good augments but built into his kit as an innate function. he's so perfect. i feel crazy. i feel so crazy.

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please understand that this is a joke when i type it but this is like some sick yaoi elsanna situation they're doing to me right now

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KIND OF GENUINELY LOSING MY SHIT OVER #THEBOYS

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i'm going to cry i might actually finally have a 10/10 favorite warframe. holy shit. it took so long for them to finally shoot me in the head. this is the most for me any character has ever been.

i feel sick in the head sisters.

[elfhunk]

KIND OF GENUINELY LOSING MY SHIT OVER #THEBOYS

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styanax prime officially accepted as an apology for gyre prime being kind of ugly.

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every single time there is an infinity nikki update my best friend and i play it together and every time infinity nikki finds new ways to make us laugh, cry, gasp in awe, and discuss it for days like it's our new video game. because it is our favorite video game.

if you do not believe me, please peruse the following series of photographs taken over the course of a single dungeon in this game.

nothing is as epic and cool as infinity nikki.

it is my favorite video game. it is a monthly barbie movie with no brake pedal. it simply goes hard and refuses to ever stop.

[elfhunk]

see the thing is the way to make ffxiv really fun again even though it has gotten far too easy is by getting just like moderately high not enough to dilate time but enough to help you z-target.

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i wish other video games would understand that only one video game ever has come up with a correct list of magical elements and that video game is magical vacation for the nintendo game's boy.

[mirakurutaimu]

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also i am too shy to stream myself playing overwatch but i desperately want to capture the new affectation i take on while playing domina.

her name is patricia cunt and she is going to do shit like solo ult your lifeweaver who just popped tree so he can't receive his own healing as you stun him and kill him, then shield the healing off from the rest of his team, then make them backpedal into your crystal charge so you can pop their remaining heads like watermelons.

patricia cunt just says "no." out loud while clipping a juno out of the sky at the edge of her maximum range and then giggles with loathing.

[elfhunk]

if you understand overwatch at a systems level there are just so many ridiculously funny interactions that result from "put an ally barrier around all enemy heroes you hit with your shape" you don't even need to hit more than 1-2 people at a critical moment to completely screw up whatever the enemy team was trying to do.

[elfhunk]

also i am too shy to stream myself playing overwatch but i desperately want to capture the new affectation i take on while playing domina.

her name is patricia cunt and she is going to do shit like solo ult your lifeweaver who just popped tree so he can't receive his own healing as you stun him and kill him, then shield the healing off from the rest of his team, then make them backpedal into your crystal charge so you can pop their remaining heads like watermelons.

patricia cunt just says "no." out loud while clipping a juno out of the sky at the edge of her maximum range and then giggles with loathing.

[elfhunk]

like i'm sorry that's why the whole social contagion narrative is so blatantly stupid to me and i need to vocally combat it whenever i can because when i was a scared little twink online who thought he was too much of an effeminate whelp to deserve being a man and perform masculine traits at all.

it was my social circle of trans women who supported my decision to make my final fantasy fourteen character a flamboyant muscle daddy and live his life which is now my life.

my sisters literally saw an egg checked on it a couple times and then realized it was a rock and moved on. it's fine. it's normal.

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if my job ever causes me to become a public figure it will be really funny because i will be heavily transvestigated both for bigotry reasons but also because several trans men & trans mascs in my life have told me i have tboy swag.