Pain Is An Illusion

Hmmm -He hums a bit as he thinks through his answer.-

Honestly? Aye. Even without any bias he seems like an awright kid, mebbe bein’ laced a wee bit too straight from livin’ with the Flasher, but tha’ could be good fer him, too. Ah ken we may nae be th’ greatest influences ever, but tha’s also his choice who he listens t’ an’ he seems intent on listenin’ t’ himself; ah gotta respect tha’ about him.

#iquotetwain

In that case I should go fetch a leash or else she’ll try robbing each and every trashcan on our way for their precious goods.

…I… oh. And here I was thinking he’s grow up being a rather normal boy. -Mark takes it more or less lightly. Talking about Josh accompanying them is one and really allowing him to do so is another pair of shoes.-

Hawhaw yeah, daen wanna leave a trail of overturned trash headin’ straight t’ us. Worst breadcrumbs ever.

Ah think th’ lightnin’ eyes cancelled tha’ out from th’ start, ah’m jus’ sayin’. -There’s a playfulness in his tone now that Mark seems to have taken that fine. Which is excellent for Evan, he’s jazzed.-

Wouldn’ tha’ be a sight, th’ three’o us rollin’ in, kickin’ arse an’ takin’ names~ -And now he’s daydreaming.-

#iquotetwain

carolinemakesameme

Using the new GIF function, search your faceclaim and post the first gif that shows up

#fc #(( with who i reblogged it's like he sees josh poking up there like #???? how'd you get here ))

I like the flower, yep.

Let’s see if we can get those things and dress her in it.

And, that aside… any special plans or is it just your general wish to cause some mayhem?

#iquotetwain #(( sorry bf came home gonna be off and on ))

Obviously she should go with us when we pick th’ stuff out t’ make sure it’ll fit. If nothin’ else fer th’ reactions’o th’ clerks~

Jus’ a general wish, really. Got tha’ itch, yeh ken? Tha’ an’ ah may’r may nae’ve run inta yer kid yesterday. No proof ah influenced his decisions’r anythin’, but it seems th’ apple didn’ fall all tha’ far from th’ tree if yeh get m’ meanin’. Speakin’o sidekicks an’ all.

-Coughs. Shuffles feet. Tries to look innocent.-

That’s not very lady-like, but yeah, I agree. Monocle and a cane, maybe one that has got hidden blades in it or something…

Hmm, good point. Can always stick a wee flower in her hat ribbon. Fab but still here t’ fuck yeh up.

An’ t’ think ah couldn’ imagine tha’ thin’ bein’ any more scary than she already was...

#iquotetwain

Never!

I thought maybe a fancy hat might be enough. Just imagine her wearing a tophat or something like that…

#tha's her intimidation move #'this'll be YEH sucker!'#[crunch]#iquotetwain

Listen, if she’s gonna be rockin’ a tophat she definitely needs a monocle’r sum’in t’ go with it. Ah’d say a cane but she’d crush tha’ in one go.

Aw yeah, got some new swag.

#faceclaim #((his fb is a treasure trove of wat #aaand now break is over qq))

i-quote-twain:

Hmmmmyes, but… first we’d need a proper costume for Madame Pain.

-snorts- But o'course. We cannae ferget our dazzlin' new sidekick, can we?

#Yeah about tha'....#sum'in ah need t' bring up with yeh regardin' yer progeny #iquotetwain #((sweepy sweepy #tho I so miss reblog as text option))

flyingambulist

said: are you pregnant

gaptoothedprince said: Oh?

MAYBE - and that’s a real huge maybe, alright - I just wanted to prove I can take care of little creatures.

#Jus' cause yeh were livin' yer life daen mean yeh failed anyone #sure there was some reckless endangerment tha' one time #but tha' was one time ok #daen count #what counts is what yeh do with yer new opportunity babe #yer a different man'an yeh were then

Well, they've all managed t' survive with us this lon' so yer obviously nae tha' bad'a caretaker, huh~

(( holy guacamole where does the time go. sleep for me, getting hammered and likely passing out somewhere for evan. o3o/ ))

#ooc

Its my own fault for willing myself to be bribed by money. I needed it and at the time, living with Wally didn’t seem so bad. I’m surrounded by dogs so it’s not that bad living with him….if only because of the dogs and the bunny.

You are not feeding baby turtles to that monstrous crab in front of me Evan. No. I will not allow it. I do wanna see it eat a peach though so feed it that. Just no. Baby. Turtles. Allowed.

[He bows and smirks at Evan, grinning up at him proudly]

I’d be using my powers for creative outlets if I wasn’t living with a hero and caring for his pets, which I’m adoring the pets part. Plus i’m paid for it.

-With a great sigh and pretense of being off-put, Evan nods at the “no turtles” statement.- Aye, aye. No turtles then, but if yeh wanna see tha’ thin’ maul a hapless fruit t’ death ah can arrange tha’ as well. Ah’m kinda curious t’ see how that crazy thin’ eats m’self. Ah assumed it absorbed life essence through it’s claw.

Hmm, well, if ah find a reason t’ stick around this place awhile ah may happen t’ run across a nice outlet’r two. Have me a wee bit’o fun an’ enjoy m’ ol’ stompin’ grounds again. If ah were, would yeh have any interest in comin’ alon’? Ah’m sure tha’ li’l display was more’n jus’ fun fer yeh, bet yeh miss all th’ thin’s yeh can really do.

#but mark's nappin' on the couch #nightmare mebbe????#eurgh

Ah sense a disturbance in th’ force....

Well not exactly. Back in my world I was actually my Dad’s helper. Weather Apprentice. We were a little duo and it was awesome. But when I came here and was taken in by Wally, my plans of continuing what I was doing in my world here were put on hold. I do occasionally rob a gas station or two, but nothing big while I’m living with the Flash.

[He’s gonna give you a sad put like look about the sea turtles.] Don’t feed it sea turtles. What have the turtles ever done to you Evan? Feed it the none living things I mentioned cause no you will not feed it baby turtles.

I don’t mind at all. [He holds his hands out, palms up as he takes a few deep breaths. Call it jazz hands all you like, he’s gonna deny it all the same. His eyes start to glow yellow and spark with lightning as he summons a rain cloud above them, making it rain around them so that they don’t get wet. He clenches one hand into a fist and summons a few lightning strikes as his eyes continue to spark. He slowly starts to get rid of the storm cloud and finally his eyes go back to normal and he’s just grinning at the Scotsman in front of him.]

How’s that for show an tell?

-And now Evan officially looks too pleased by that news because it’s wonderful indeed.- Now tha’s jus’ bloody cute, mate. Ah’m’a call it like it is, but aye. S’why ah had t’ get out’a tha’ house. Hard fer th’ mice t’ play with th’ cat sleepin’ outside their door. Oh, but Florence wasn’ ready fer me, tha’s fer sure.

Oooo but haven’t yeh heard th’ horrors o’ th’ evil baby sea turtles~! -He attempts to effect a menacing b-rate horror narrative but it’s undercut by his own failed attempts not to laugh flat out from the kid’s sullen looks. Between that and his own silly mood the ominous vibe flops.- Mebbe ah’ll save th’ turtle feedin’ fer yer visit~ if they didn’ sound so bloody difficult t’ acquire tha’ is.

-Oh, but hush, it’s starting. Exactly what he had been hoping to see when he’d heard Mardon’s kid had resurfaced and it’s all just as spectacular as he’d hoped. The kid’s got amazing control for his age, unsurprisingly considering they’ve been a part of him from the start. To see that small whiny thing with so much potential now grown into his gifts paints a sharks smile on the Scot’s face, all teeth and mirth. Yet again, though he’s undercut as his hair turns into a tiny brown sheep from the moisture and static, leaving him looking like a wild man.-

-As the storm settles he lets out a low appreciative whistle, applauding the display.- Brilliant, mate. Bloody brilliant. Pity yer no longer usin’ it fer yer... creative outlets so t’ speak. Yeh’d have th’ city quivering beneath yer boots.

#scream of the butterfly #acid bath #music

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Scream of the butterfly ~ Acid Bath

It’s not dull in my mind, I can say that much for sure. I like it here, and that’s good news.

[You’re getting a snort like laugh on the Kraken comment] Yeah souls of the living aren’t on the crabs list of food. [He’s gonna pull out his phone and look at what coconut crabs eat for you. Don’t worry Evan, Josh is here to save you] Okay so the crabs apparently eat fruit and seeds. Sometimes other crabs and….and awww nooo little baby sea turtles. The poor babies. Nothing here on eating people. Though it does say that the claws can cause noticeable pain for humans and that they keep a grip on you for a long time. So…Yeah stay away from the claws.

Still got my what? [Tilt of the head and blinking at the gestures. He thinks he understands what you are getting at with what you are doing.] My powers? Oh yeah. I can still control the weather and I have the whole lightning eyes thing going on during it too.

-He sighs at that.- If yeh enjoy goody-two-shoes, aye. Always preferred thin’s a wee bit more mixed up than tha’ m’self. Take it yer nae followin’ yer father’s footsteps then?

-Oh right, phones have internet now. And fit in pockets. That is so weird.- Hmm, doable, doable, sometimes doable, err... gonna be a tough one but ah’d rather a sea turtle than m’ arm. Ah was certain there was sum’in evil abou’ tha’ crab! -He chuckles again, really not believing his own declaration.-

Yeah, tha’s it! -snaps fingers- Words were escapin’ me here; mebbe ah need t’ get me a DARE shirt’er sum’in. ANYway. Yeh still got yer powers. Mind doin’ a wee bit’o show an’ tell?

There’s also another Mark. Grumpy man he is. But he’s the leader of the tiny James. I don’t know about the Tiny Harts though. So he’s one to watch out for too.

Coconut Crab correct? I think they eat other crabs and trash. It looks big enough to eat anything though. I’ll make sure to bring some treats for the babies when I come. Pets always think that though. That you are solely there to visit them and not their owners.

Yeah Martha’s my kitty. No cat is not my way of saying tiger. She’s a normal sized vain calico kitty. [He chuckles and grins. Yeah he didn’t inherit the liking for strange pets]

Mebbe this place isn’ as dull as ah’s afraid it was. -More Marks meant more danger and that left Evan with a constant upturn to the right corner of his mouth. He’d be watching out indeed.-

Th’ Kraken, mebbe. Well, as lon’ as “souls of the living” isn’ on tha’ list ah think ah can manage her, then. Th’ trash thin’ is less than thrillin’ but so is havin’ a pup try t’ eat yer belongin’s. -shrugs- Th’ joys’o fur babies. Err, shell? Whatever. -waves hand-

-Evan let’s out a low whistle of relief. He’d thought a little too long on that tiger thing after mentioning it.- Those we can handle fer sure. Though, ah’m dyin’ t’ ask: yeh still got yer... -with that he makes mostly vague gestures that in his mind equate to lightning eyeballs and weather control. And apparently the assumption of mind reading since he’s not using words.-

Yeah there’s tiny versions. Like around my age young, but still tiny. From what I’ve observed they seem to be little criminals.

All but the crab seem to be pets I could get along with. The crab creeps me out. I’d probably get used to it the more I’m near it, but currently….it’s creepy. The other animals seem to be ones I’d like. ‘specially the pugs.

I will definitely take you up on the offer. Dad told me the same thing. That i could drop by anytime. I’ll bring Martha too! I think you’d like her. She loves meeting new people

Oo-hooo~ bloody good, ah like th’ sounds’o tha’. Glad people are keepin’ th’ twin cities on their toes even now. Thanks fer th’ info, ah ken who t’ stay tuned inta. Those blokes were downright devious in their haydays.

Che, really though. Imagine waltzin’ in t’ see tha’ thin’ starin’ yeh down from atop yer sofa like it’s Queen’o th’ land. Ah got heart problems, man! Th’ pugs were supposed to be meetin’ him in th’ middle, but yer ol’ man does as he fancies. Ah jus’ gotta figure out what th’ beasty eats before ah become th’ eaten. An’ honestly as lon’ as yeh either bring treats or somehow sneak past the snort brigade to get some outta th’ kitchen, th’ pugs are yer BFFs fer life. They’ll also expect tha’ yeh came solely t’ visit them, hawhaw!

Martha yer cat yeh mentioned? Ah’ll be sure we got sum’in t’ keep her in good spirits, then. M’ nepeta plant may still be alive, but hell if ah remember. Unless cat is yer way of sayin’ like, tiger’r sum’in. Nae sure we got th’ rompin’ space fer tha’. -He shoots the kid a curious and maybe nervous glance. He is living with a coconut crab now after all.-