the void of my brain

"hey! who turned out the lights? "

[my-evil-brain]

Me when a woman tells me 10 minutes, 25 minutes later.

[my-evil-brain]

Every guy when she says "right there" and grips it.

[my-evil-brain]

Nooo it's just an average day at the local Texas roadhouse.

[my-evil-brain]

The result of testicle sex.

[my-evil-brain]

She must mean any and all political extremists regardless of the side.

[my-evil-brain]

Okay, if you insist. (*unzips pants...)

[my-evil-brain]

YEAH THAT GRIN THAT FIST.... ANY SANE PERSON WOULD BE...

[my-evil-brain]

They call him Doctor Love.

[my-evil-brain]

The cops anytime you're chilling in public in your own vehicle doing absolutely nothing...

Or the stupid assholes at 2am for no reason at a make-out spot when you n someone are in the middle of nowhere where the likelihood of police is in the -%.

[my-evil-brain]

Well we know it WASN'T friendly fire.

[my-evil-brain]

Some people really hate water towers

[my-evil-brain]

To drunk to drive Bruce realizes he should have explained hangover headaches and driving to Robin.

[my-evil-brain]

One person's murder is another person's religious ritual.

[my-evil-brain]

The perfect response to social situations.

[my-evil-brain]

Peter Parker the lighthearted non dickish spider-man.

[my-evil-brain]

Moving EVERYTHING out of my dads place to make room for me n him n my 4 cats. Ugh. Moving. Cat proofing. Uuugh. De-cluttering every room n wiping things down. Uuuugh.

[groovysarity]