Garbage of 'Murica

There's Garbage in 'Murica, and it all tells a story

[garbageofmurica]

“I tried this new babysitting service the government is offering and it worked great! My hubby and I dropped our daughter off at the border and were able to go on vacation and rekindle the magic in our marriage. Only issue is that instead of my daughter I got back this scared and sobbing girl. Oh well, at least our new daughter finishes her plate quietly during dinner instead of always screaming about wanting pizza.“ #immigration #ice #border #stroller #children #brokensystem #murica #freedombutnotreally #garbageofmurica #garbageofdc #america #rebranding https://ift.tt/2tJ2vN5

[garbageofmurica]

"Why are you crying?" "Don't you know fool. The apocalypse is upon us." "How do you know?" "Because the signs are all there. First an orange beast with wild hair ascended to take our souls. Then godly Texas was drowned in the floods. Now, the sun is exploding in solar flares to scorch the earth. While three hurricanes in the Atlantic are combining to form a Voltronicane to destroy us all, and finally this book carried by seven hobos appeared in front of my house. We're doomed!" #garbageofdc #washingtondc #godc #harvey #apocalypse #irma #hurricanes #texas #trump #thefinaljudgment #hurricanejose #solarflare #voltronicane http://ift.tt/2xSevvZ

[garbageofmurica]

"It's all my fault." "What is?" "All these neo-Nazis and Alt-Right assholes marching everywhere." "How?" "I dropped my basket and all the deplorables escaped." #garbageofdc #washingtondc #godc #deplorables #altright #nazis #trump #charlottesville #basketofdeplorables http://ift.tt/2xbc1YD

[garbageofmurica]

"Why do you look so sad?" "I was planning to march in Charlottesville. My mom said I could ride my hobby horse there but I didn't get very far. So instead I'm just going to sit here and change my Facebook profile picture." #garbageofdc #godc #washingtondc #charlottesville #march #horse #facebook http://ift.tt/2uB67Pn

[garbageofmurica]

Don't think so. #garbageofdc #washingtondc #godc #trash #art #trashfreedc #streetart #dazzlingdupont @designbyjuli_ http://ift.tt/2upYag1

[garbageofmurica]

Hipster Brunch. #garbageofdc #washingtondc #godc #brunch #hipster #biggulp #cigarette #subday #sundayfunday http://ift.tt/2vumRvx

[garbageofmurica]

Sprout from the center, Heat and rain demanding life, Burns me to the core. #garbageofdc #washingtondc #garbagepoetry #haiku #garbagehaiku #poetry #summer #heat #rain #hot http://ift.tt/2uM2clP

[garbageofmurica]

"Oh that's so cute. Is that yours?" "No, it's the DC Police's new Robocop program. Except the corrupt officials stole all the money from the budget so it doesn't have any weapons but at least it can make cool noises." #washingtondc #garbageofdc #godc #robocop #police #corruption #security http://ift.tt/2uypGvi

[garbageofmurica]

"It's not a couch, it's a covfefe." #garbageofdc #washingtondc #godc #couch #covfefe #trump #twitter #english #words http://ift.tt/2soMjxh

[garbageofmurica]

Dinner for one. #garbageofdc #washingtondc #godc #bird #birdstheword #dinner #food http://ift.tt/2s53F22

[garbageofmurica]

Fallen shelf draws blood Curtain call on healthcare, pain Pre-exists always #garbageofdc #garbagehaiku #wabisabi #godc #poetryofthestreets #washingtondc #healthcare #obamacare #gop #trump #lifeisapreexistingcondition #zen http://ift.tt/2pj75x7

[garbageofmurica]

"My girlfriend kept screaming at me and putting me down. I had enough of her crazy, so I figured I'd give it a shot - I gave her a Pepsi and told her to drink it." "Really? Did it work like in the commercial?" "What commercial? She's diabetic. I was hoping she'd go comatose." #garbageofdc #washingtondc #godc #pepsi #kendalljenner #soda #comatose #notwoke http://ift.tt/2pzlg1K

[garbageofmurica]

“My family was so excited to go to Disneyland but the trip didn’t start out that well.” “Why not?” “Well it quickly turned into the hunger games and my shirt got splattered with blood. I don’t think I’m going to fly United again.” #garbageofdc #godc #washingtondc #united #unitedairlines #hungergames #disney #disneyland #mickey #pepsisohappyrightnow http://ift.tt/2nVh5uV

[garbageofmurica]

Roses are red My love for you is laid bare One guarantee about our city There is always garbage everywhere #garbageofdc #happyvalentinesday #godc #washingtondc #valentines http://ift.tt/2ktFvtT

[garbageofmurica]

"I've been going out to protest so frequently, I've decided to just set up my office outside. What's that, he's signing another executive order? Goddamnit, cancel my meetings and get me a fresh poster board." #trump #protests #resistance #garbageofdc #washingtondc #godc #unholytrinitt #presidentbannon #executiveorder #muslimban #fourmoreyearsofthisshitshow http://ift.tt/2kFB3t5

[garbageofmurica]

"Why are you marching today?" "I am undocumented immigrant from Slovenia. When I first read El Secreto, I knew it was my destiny to come to United States and be model and become First Lady. But now I’m here, I live in fear of being deported and having my cat strangled." #garbageofdc #washingtondc #womensmarch #presidenttrump #godc #melaniatrump #slovenia #firstlady #elsecreto #destiny #model #march #protest #grabpussy http://ift.tt/2jZL2Jx

[garbageofmurica]

"What are you doing with all that stuff?" "I'm making weapons. Don't you see, the books were a prophecy." "What books?" "We live in the DISTRICT even! Oh no! It's time...Today we let the most tremendous Hunger Games begin. May the odds be YUGE and forever in your favor." #garbageofdc #washingtondc #inauguration #inauguration2017 #trump #hungergames #transferofpower #godc #presidenttrump #fourmoreyearsofthisshitshow http://ift.tt/2jHavtz