My Untamed Plot Bunnies

A little place to put all of my thoughts and ideas. I’m always open to comments and asks if you have an idea you would like to explore!

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Shang Qinghua, tired of all of the other sects complete BULLSHIT that they keep shoveling onto his desk like he can just up and create a miracle to cover for their complete incompetence and lack of proper planning just… stops.

Oh no! Your sect fucked up for the third time this month and ordered too much alcohol and not enough food with your budget to feed everyone? Hmm. I wonder who did that? Wouldn’t it be a shame if they mysteriously died of some rare and exotic poison that doesn’t even exist in this province. Wouldn’t it be a shame if you all were just refused aid and support until you pledged fealty to him to fix your mistakes and put someone responsible in charge of the sect after weeding out all of the corrupt problems. Wouldn’t it be a shame if others tried to send them aid and supplies, but those caravans kept going missing? Wouldn’t it be horrible if SQH gets so sick of the world he created that he accidentally becomes the sect war lord.

He just thinks he is helping by showing others the consiquences of their actions(reguardless of how powerful they are, because he knows each and every single one of their secrets and how to make them fall) just long enough to get them to recognize the errors of their ways and come crawling back to him for help.

The others in his sect aren’t stupid enough to correct him about this, and are honestly a little in awe at his brutality and how they have less stuff to fix retroactively.

Mobei Jun is absolutely smitten.

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Airplain gets tired of all of the hate messages from cucumber. After all, he also wishes he could write the long, drawn out epic he had planned in his head! It just isn’t possible with how he also needs to put food on the table in order to keep writing, and annoyingly CUCUMBER is the only one who wants quality story telling and not a smutty harem story!

He tells Cucumber so in a drunken, late night anger response post to a comment with nothing but cheep booze and ramen fueling his rage.

Cucumber almost immediately replies and states that he would pay him. Quite a lot, actually. To write a better plot if he could, which he mockingly doubts.

Airplane takes him up on that offer while still drunk. They exchange contact information and bad, rage-drunk choices are made. He wakes up to someone pounding on his door in time with the pounding in his head. He quickly finds himself becoming a rich guy’s sponsored starved artist pet.

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Shang Qinghua, after years of service as a peak lord and also Mobei Jun’s spy, sudenly deals with a system glitch. A system glitch so bad that his system goes offline and he is ejected from original SQH’s body and into a rough replica of his real body in his fictional world while the system undergoes a several week long reboot. Realizing MBJ was probably still going to kill SQH hits kinda different when it’s no longer him he is going to kill, but the poor doomed character he wrote into the narrative that is actually very similar to himself. Original SQH and Airplane talk, bond over how pathetic they both are, and decide to run away together from both the sect and MBJ since the system isn’t currently around to tell him he can’t and he has no clue when it will come back online, if ever.

Cue the sect and the demon realm both turning upside down over night because of their absence, and both groups going crazy trying to track down OG SQH as well as the strange little man who nobody recognizes but seems to be the cause of him running away.

[shahualingswife]

I was watching Jacksfilms and remembered this YIAY format. Wanted to do it with svsss.

I'm thinking 9 would definitely be horrible all around. There would be some interesting conversations in both 1 and 6 but I'd be worried that SHL and LMY would either start fighting or making out, and being in the middle of that would be... Not great for 8 hours.

Number 8 could be good in theory? But I think LBH would give me a death stare if I tried starting a conversation with SQQ and the pda may be too much.

I think the best spots are 2 or 4 if you want someone more quiet, but they're aisle seats which kind of suck on a longer flight.

I'd probably pick 5 and just... Try to deal with the snakes.

[thatvixenchick]

1! I wanna gossip with TLJ, talk about how hot LQG is with him in a way that can be heard, and then encourage TLJ to tap that so I can popcorn watch LQG's gay panic.

That said, I would love to meet all of ZZL's snakes, so 5 isn't bad.

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100% the exact same thing I was thinking!!!

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Don’t tell me the system wouldn’t inform SQQ or SQH “OT3/OT4 route unlocked”

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Shen Qingqiu and Lou Binghe begin to discuss next steps in their relationship. LBH assumes this means SQQ wants a baby and, as a surprise, slips a little something into SQQ’s tea one morning that will make him pregnant with LBH’s child. Very romantic. Very unhinged.

Tired and exhausted from a late night working, SQH crashes at his good cucumber bro’s to complain about what a harsh task master MBJ is, and how he needs a vacation. He steals SQQ’s tea. Shen Qingqiu, being a tolerant friend, just waves him on, because what’s one stolen cup of tea between bros?

Months pass and LBH becomes more and more concerned as to why SQQ isn’t showing. At the same time, SQH is concerned about the weight he is gaining for no reason considering he doesn’t even eat regularly.

MBJ is the first to realize what happened when he A) notices his SQH smells like he is carrying a child and B) realizes that SQH smells like he is carrying LBH’s child?! How dare LBH lay a hand on his beloved!

Fights, insanity, and crack filled chaos ensues.

SQH is, surprisingly, very okay with being unexpectedly pregnant and looks forward to giving this new life a chance at happiness he never knew growing up with a loving family. It’s also kind of an honor since accidental pregnancy/baby acquisition are two of his favorite tropes (along with Mpreg).

Binghe is offended: “He stole the tea! It was a special brew for Shizun!”

Shen Qingqiu smacks him with a fan: “Why were you trying to impregnate your teacher in the first place, you little beast?!”

MBJ’s instincts take over and he starts nesting with SQH… and LBH because he needs to take responsibility for his actions and the nest doesn’t smell right without them in it as well. Which drags SQQ along because he feels partially responsible for how unhinged LBH is about him, as well as wants to support his bro through the pregnancy.

All of them end up in a confusing but surprisingly perfect foursome poly relationship.

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While heading to Shen Qingqiu to scold him about some misfiled documents that took Shang Qinghua two weeks to correct, he is stopped outside Shen Qingqiu’s personal rooms by the discovery of a mysterious, ornate letter wedged between the door and frame. Mostly because he is annoyed and nosey as frick, he picks up the letter, intending to read its contents.

Of course, that is exactly when Shen Qingqiu rounds the corner and sees him standing, guiltily in front of his door with a still sealed letter in his hands that he is fumbling to hide. Shen Qingqiu comes to the incorrect conclusion that the multiple letters he has found over the past several months full of poetic verses and flowery messages of secret and forbidden love is from Shang Qinghua. Knowing how SQH dies in the original, Cucumber decides to accept the romance (maybe Sqh is a traitor because he was rejected harshly by the original Shen Qinghua and nobody knew?) and pursue relationship with this unexpected secret admirer.

Airplane has no clue what exactly is going on when he gets forcefully told by the scum villain of his original story that he will be his boyfriend moving forward in a sharp way that brooks no arguments. Honestly, he is too scared to fight him on it, even when he is whisked away on their first date that very second and sees LBH watch them go from the bushes with a very foreboding look.

LBH decides the best way to get back at his master for clearly rebuking his affections by dating that rat SQH, is to seduce SQH away from SQQ and publicly humiliate him for cheating on his SQQ, who he will clearly swoop in and console after.

SQH is confused and terrified to be stuck between his terrifying protagonist and the equally terrifying antagonist who are both obsessed with him and eachother for reasons he is sure he never wrote.

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Airplane and Cucumber find each other a lot sooner and realize they are both transmigrators and decide to cheat the system by doing things the others can’t do because of the rules of their own system. It results in Shang Qinghua being the good cop teacher to Shen Qingqiu’s bad cop teacher. Luo Binghe notices how close the two are, and at first becomes jealous, until he realizes he doesn’t know who he is jealous of. And why be jealous when he can just become powerful enough to keep both in his harem? Meanwhile, Cucumber and Airplane bros remain oblivious over how their close relationship is coming across to their fellow cultivators, along with their inside jokes that only a fellow transmigrator would understand make them seem like more than bros. Especially when they basically have sleepovers at eachother’s dwellings to the point they might as well move in, because everyone think they are secretly married anyway. Including Luo Binghe, who has long since decided he wants in on that action and to keep them as a matching set.

[fishanondraws]

Do not separate!

They come in a set only!!

Luo Binghe, lucky guy, he got to have TWO transmigirators, no crumbs left for others

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Absolutely!! Poor little squishems will never escape his clutches!

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Airplane and Cucumber find each other a lot sooner and realize they are both transmigrators and decide to cheat the system by doing things the others can’t do because of the rules of their own system. It results in Shang Qinghua being the good cop teacher to Shen Qingqiu’s bad cop teacher. Luo Binghe notices how close the two are, and at first becomes jealous, until he realizes he doesn’t know who he is jealous of. And why be jealous when he can just become powerful enough to keep both in his harem? Meanwhile, Cucumber and Airplane bros remain oblivious over how their close relationship is coming across to their fellow cultivators, along with their inside jokes that only a fellow transmigrator would understand make them seem like more than bros. Especially when they basically have sleepovers at eachother’s dwellings to the point they might as well move in, because everyone think they are secretly married anyway. Including Luo Binghe, who has long since decided he wants in on that action and to keep them as a matching set.

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Zeus during Thunder Bringer from Epic be like:

Odysseus, I'm trying to sneak up on you and your crew, but I'm dummy thicc and the clap from my ass cheeks thunder keeps alerting your men.

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Shang Qinghua, first thing he decides to do after transmigrating into his own shitty novel is write a novel in this world about the real world. After all, he died in that life to end up in this one. Fingers crossed that if he dies in this one he will end up the billionaire playboy vampire sex god he writes about in this one next.

It causes a new writing craze and genre that humans and demons don’t know what to do with but also can’t live without.

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Love the idea that Airplane absolutely wakes up in his second life and realizes he died a virgin in his first. After much self reflection, he decides that he is going to make sure that didn’t happen again and have as much sexy times as possible before he dies! That’s what second chances are for, right?

… then he talks to someone and remembers how hard socializing is and how socially awkward he is and decides the big death is the closest he’ll ever get to a little death in his lives.

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Shang Qinghua is working late one night, and while planning to update his king on current affairs, overhears him speaking to someone very pretty that he plans to replace Shang Qinghua. He is devastated, not realizing Mobei Jun means getting an assistant so he can spend more intimate time with his husband, not planning on replacing him as a spouse.

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Moshang reverse Mulan where Shang Qinghua avoids the draft by pretending he is a woman to slip the boarder. He escapes his kingdom only to be picked up by a wealthy man who sees him walking beside the road. He may have escaped his kingdom and the draft, but he accidentally stumbled right into the arms of the opposing kingdom’s ruler, who thinks he is a lone maiden and seems to be into him.

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Shang Qinghua, who is very bad at remembering some of the more outlandish plots and tropes in his book that he added for his reader’s enjoyment of filthy smutty tropey porn, doesn’t realize that according to Mobei Jun’s cultural customs, they are married and have been for the past ten years.

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Love the idea that Shang Qinghua 100% brings all of his insecurities and bad habits and superstitions and coping mechanisms with him to his next life and nobody really knows why this man shies away from social interaction and prefers to communicate with others only after he drinks five cups of tea in the morning, and why he procrastinated and finishes things in a flurry of midnight madness, and seemingly vanishes when voices are raised no matter if they are raised in joy or anger, or why he startles when doors or fists are slammed. Why he has a deep distrust of any and all women, and why he constantly seeks praise from men in positions of authority despite the fact he also prefers to go unnoticed by them as well. His room is a tornado of robes and scrolls and ink, very unbefitting of his station. The best way to approach him is by paper notes slid under his door to schedule a meeting for at least a week out so he can prepare. His hair, despite being beautiful, is always messily thrown in a bun for convenience, and often times the only thing holding it up are some pens because he always misplaces his hair combs. The sleeves of his robes are frequently ink stained and he only rotates between a few and will wear them until they are close to falling apart because there are more important things to spend his money on. Not that he ever actually spends any of it that people have witnessed. He also has the tendency of hoarding food in his robe sleeves and in his wardrobe in his room, but rarely seen eating it, and it frequently goes bad before he does. He is also frequently found sleeping in the library, in quiet corners few people wander to, because it reminds him of a time when… he just likes to be surrounded by knowledge, okay? People think him a coward because of the way he typically disappears when there is a situation that requires some level of force or violence. People avoid his rooms and the ones near them because he frequently wakes from night terrors, screaming and crying. He is handsome! Or would be if his face weren’t frequently lined with fatigue, the faint inked lines of the scripture he had fallen asleep on and drooled over, and heavy eye bags despite the fact he hasn’t seen nearly enough battles to jump at every shadow and cower from voices. A pitiful excuse for a man in such a position if he has lived so short a life and acts such a coward. Even those who look into his home life to better understand why he acts such a way see he lived a fairly basic upbringing for their world. He is just a strange, neurotic little man that nobody can fully believe was able to cultivate much less come into such a position of power.

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AU/stealing this plot from an old movie: Shang Qinghua arriving at the palace on what he assumes is one of his final days according to the plot he wrote… and seeing a young demon woman abandoning a child on the doorstep and running away. He tries to stop her and calm the crying child, only to be discovered by a palace worker who assumes the half human/demon baby is his and he is attempting to abandon it like many do at the palace with unwanted children. (They become servants and work for their keep)

Through a series of misunderstandings with palace staff, Mobei Jun becomes involved and lets his disgust at the abandonment of a child be known to his servant, who continues to disgustingly deny the child is his until Mobei Jun offers him several incentives to admit to and take responsibility for ‘his’ child. Shang Qinghua finally claims the child as his, lying and admitting that he didn’t want to accept responsibility for a child of mixed blood especially considering the dangerous position he is in as a spy/informant and crying pitifully when the incentives go from money and rooms and equipment to violent threats to end his life sooner than expected. He also hopes taking this child as his responsibility may lessen the likelihood of being killed by his king.

People start seeing Shang Qinghua around Mobei Jun with a child and begin to assume that Mobei Jun is the father and has a kept cultivator that he knocked up. When confronted about the child, nobody believes him just like he didn’t believe Shang Qinghua. Realizing everyone in the kingdom assume he is also the father of this child, and realizing Shang Qinghua isn’t actually the father of the child either, he decides to make an honest liar out of Shang Qinghua and make him an official consort/bride and recognize the child as theirs publicly.