(I got brainrot and I'm still not confident in writing them, so I'm just gonna do this)
Y/N, dizzy off blood loss & pain meds: It is hot as hell in this funky ass hot ass room I'm in-
Ghost: *steps in*
Y/N: IS THAT THE GRIM REAPER?!
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Ghost, reading: If his dick slap his thigh wh-when he walk. I shall listen when he talk.
Y/N: *calmly eating and nodding*
Soap & Gaz: *trying so hard not to laugh and failing*
Ghost: And you posted this saying "SHEESH" with eighteen fuckin' android emojis
Soap & Gaz: *WHEEZE*
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König: I am a monster, you know.
Y/N: They told you that?…
König: Look at me…
Y/N: Give me your hand.
König: Why?
Y/N: Just let me see it. *holds his hand* Hmm, a long life line, oh, and this one means you’re shy. Hmmmmm…
König: What?
Y/N: Well that’s funny, I don’t see any…
König: Any what?
Y/N: Monster lines. Not a single one.
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Price: If you two can manage not to kill each other while I'm gone-
Ghost: Oh please...
Graves: We're not children.
Price: ...*walks away*
Ghost: ...
Graves: ...
Ghost: Eat shit and die.
Graves: Yes, fuck you.
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Soap: So, the plan is kind of changing, so we're just going to take you with us.
Hostage!Y/n: Am I being kidnapped?
Soap: No, no.
Hostage!Y/N: ...Can I leave?
Soap: Mm, no.
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Gaz: Now, now Y/N I know this is a lot to take in but don’t do anything irrational.
Y/N: I’m- I’m gonna fight the f-fucking moon.
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Soap: Mama didn’t raise no bitch, let’s go.
Gaz: No no, mama raised a bitch, let’s go-
Y/N: Mama didn’t raise anyone, actually. My mom was absent.
Ghost: Oh my god.
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Graves: Bro you’re actually funny!
Soap: …I knew that. A lot of people knew that…I- Wh-what’s getting me is the actually.
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Random Friend: Jeez, Y/N, how do you get any work done with all these attractive men around.
Y/N: See, I thought the same thing when I first joined. Then I got to know them all, and that's not a problem anymore.
Soap: Ouch...
Gaz: I'm still taking the compliment.
it's pride month. im gonna be almost entirely housebound without my wheelchair. having it these last few months has improved my quality of life so much and allowed me to actually enjoy living again. and now its broken.
i dont know how much itll cost to fix it. the repair place said its $80 for basic maintenance plus whatever parts they need to replace, and my wheels werent going up hill + it smelled like it was burning when i tried to use it earlier this morning so i have a feeling that its definitely going to need some parts replaced. if its unrepairable i am going have to raise about 3k for a new one so i really hope i can get it fixed. hopefully as soon as possible.
if y'all want to help out a black disabled nonbinary lesbian this pride month, i would really appreciate it. im having a real hard time finding a job, and now that my chairs broken the possibilities just narrowed a whole bunch
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Many cities of Ukraine are being shelled by the invaders, some places have been captured by the enemy army. Innocent people are dying here, children including. Many houses, hospitals, kindergartens are being destroyed by occupation forces. Enemies surround the city of Kyiv and want to capture our capital whatever it takes.
Me, my family, my loved ones, my countrymen, all of us are scared… I can’t sleep, I can’t concentrate for anything… The enemy comes closest to my home with every passing minute. I’m terrified.
I don’t know what will happen in an hour, tomorrow, in a week… However, with all my heart I’m thankful for everyone who supports me.
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The enemy planes flew over us again tonight
Kharkiv, Kherson, many other cities were suffered greatly from shelling. Explosions are heard in Zhytomyr now. This city I was lucky to leave on time, but not my boyfriend. I’m very afraid for him
Who knows what will happen tomorrow? Will there be explosions outside my house? I just wanna live, guys, like all of us, like all of Ukrainian people
This is fucking madness, guys… Thanks god my boyfriend wasn’t hurt…
The Russian invaders launched a missile attack on The 95th Air Assault Brigade tonight. The brigade is located in Zhytomyr
As a result of the shelling, 2 people were killed. In addition, 16 citizens were injured. 12 people were saved, 6 of them were children. Our rescuers removed from the basements of dilapidated private houses.
At least 10 houses were damaged in the city and maternity hospital. Rescue work continues.
On the night of 3th March the Russian forces have opened fire on the territory of Zaporizhzhya NPP near the town of Energodar. The enemy fired on the administrative buildings of the nuclear power plant, as well as the first reactor. As a result a fire broke out in a training building of Zaporizhzhya NPP.
On the morning of 4th March, the fire was extinguished. Lucky for all of us,..
Thank you, guys, for not allow “a repeat of the tragedy of 1989.” <3
Zaporizhzhya NPP and Chernobyl NPP are under Russian occupation control now…
Many cities of Ukraine in southern and eastern are bombing by enemy.
What’s happening here is HELL
It’s a fuckin’ nightmare…
On the evening of 8th March, the city of Zhytomyr was shelled. My boyfriend is still there and he can’t leave this town. He’s still alive, but I am very afraid for him…
I want you to know that it’s not only the military forces of russia are shelling my region, but belarus too.
So, lukashenko and putin, go fuck yourself! (ಠ_ಠ)┌∩┐
On the afternoon of 9th March, russian military forces made an air strike at the maternity and children’s hospital in the city of Mariupol. The building was destroyed and there were wounded people.
The Chernobyl NPP was completely de-energized as a result of hostile actions by the occupiers. Restoration of power supply are impossible due to hostilities. Chernobyl NPP will be connected to backup diesel generators.
“Reserve diesel generators have a 48-hour capacity to power the Chernobyl NPP (Nuclear Power Plant). After that, cooling systems of the storage facility for spent nuclear fuel will stop, making radiation leaks imminent” (Dmytro Kuleba on Twitter)
On the evening of 9th March, an air strike hit civilian building and thermal power plant in Zhytomyr.
On the morning of 11th March, the enemy military forces carried out several airstrikes on the cities of Lutsk and Dnipro. Explosions were also heard in the city of Ivano-Frankivsk.
Water supply has been suspended in the city of Chernihiv.
Aggressive russian propaganda is beginning to work actively in the temporarily occupied territories.
In some settlements russian occupants are commits robberies, looting, hostage-taking and executions of civilians.
U.S. warns, that russia could be preparing to use chemical or biological weapons in Ukraine (more: www.nbcnews.com)
In many cities and towns of Ukraine an air raid alerts sound all the time.
On the afternoon of 11th March, russian occupiers have kidnapped the mayor of Melitopol. Many local residents went to a rally and and demand to release the mayor Ivan Fedorov.
Russian invaders very often are shelling humanitarian corridors and disrupting the evacuation of civilians.
The corpses of military occupiers are delivered to the Belarusian city of Mozyr. Dead bodies are put in a ordinary building, and then they are taken away somewhere. No one knows how many corpses there are. This area is well-guarded
The city of Mariupol was occupied by the enemy for many days. More than 1,500 civilians were killed by occupiers there. Today there is another attempt to evacuation of people. I wish for everyone of them to get out safely <3
The enemies still continue to bombing our cities… Many cities and villages of eastern Ukraine are in ruins now…
We will never forgive the invaders for their crimes. Never!
It’s been three weeks since the war began, but I still can’t believe this is happening in reality…
Russian occupants made an air strike on the Drama Theatre yesterday. There hundreds of innocent civilians were hiding. The building is now fully ruined. All this people were trapped under the rubble, including pregnant women and children. That’s terrible!
The cities of Kharkiv, Chernihiv, Mariupol, Kherson, Hostomel and other are in ruins now.
Those bastards are backsliding on their agreement. They are shelling humanitarian corridors and disrupting the evacuation of civilians. The targets of the air strike of the occupants are our kindergartens, schools, hospitals, houses. They are looting, robbing, killing, raping and beating our people. Number of children who died in the war in Ukraine has reached 108(!). It’s just inhuman!
But the invaders are afraid. They are afraid us, common people of Ukraine, our army, our President, because they know we won’t give up. We will protect our country and we will never surrender or retreat.
So, I want to say to all attackers: get the fuck out of our home!
Because, “all who take the sword will perish by the sword”.
P.S. And, you know, in their own country, their government does not tell the people the truth. putin and his pets threaten to anyone who dares to tell the truth. It’s insane!
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