carlos

(he/they). bi. tired chemist. from Spain. ESP/ENG My linktree

[lyril]

[cornedbeefhashtags]

[battletoads]

[pleoros]

José Eugenio Gómez Rodríguez - Rain water at the bottom of the copper mine in Bisbee, Az. 2008

[captain-price-returns]

The what now

[catchymemes]

A Knights Dress by Frieda Lepold ⚔️

[thewomenandthechildren]

those orcs are harassing me again at the gym...

[renousim]

what are they saying king

[thewomenandthechildren]

whenever I'm doing the benchpress they'll come over and shout "MAK GORAG" and then add atleast 400 pounds to the barbell

[spider-hands-mannos-deactivated]

[saintd0nna]

happy pride to him

[trollrider1111]

Gay broke sober king 🤴

[saltoncity]

work tomorrow is one of the worst things that can happen to you

[important-cat-pics]

[hourlycatphotos]

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[squonkcity]

wht my penis produces when i ceank it off to Mysterious Porn

[eroscestlavie]

[papayajuan2019]

[drtrinitysantos]

fork found in kitchen. me also found in kitchen that's how I found the fork

[noah-wyles]

she's the best of us

[moghedien]

I feel like I need to share this because idk if Europeans are familiar with the presence of Aldi in the US, but at least especially in my area they’ve been growing a lot recently. Like Aldi bought out some local failing grocery chains where I live (Louisiana) and have opened Aldis in all these somewhat rural communities and small towns, which for the record I’m fine with

But as a result of this they are advertising a lot more in my area and also in many cases, the people in these areas have never been confronted with Aldi or any European grocery store. So the ads that Aldi is pushing out to its new US customer base feature a cowboy shopping at Aldi who is explaining to new Aldi customers how Aldi works. Like this cowboy is explaining you gotta put a quarter in the shopping cart and why there are very little name brands. A cowboy is how they want to reach their American customer base. They gave us a cowboy

[moghedien]

Here he is, the Aldi Cowboy

[icaseybaybee]

[holy-punks]

My favourite translator said that when she was an ambassador for Hungary she took all these Japanese politicians on a tour and she was trying to circumtranslate ‘merry go round’ cause she didn’t know the Japanese word for it by calling it a ‘horse tornado for children’ and they had no blessed idea what she was saying and she finally started running in circles going up and down and they go ‘ohhhhh, in Japan we call those ‘merry-go-rounds’”