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GC: YOU SM3LL L1KE LUM B3RR13S.

[you smell like lum berries]

Commander Libra from @galactic-duo-blue

huh? who are you? that weird typing reminds me a little of those trollslum idiots...

GC: TH3Y T4ST3 K1ND4 SOUR BUT TH3Y'R3 OK4Y

GC: 4LSO WHO 4R3 YOU C4LL1NG 4N 1D1OT >:?

GC: 1'M G4L4CT1C COMM4ND3R L1BR4!

[They taste kinda sour but they're okay. Also who are you calling an idiot? I'm galactic commander Libra!]

oh! i didn't mean to call you an idiot! just those trolls on trollslum. they keep harassing me and my friends!! they suck!! it's nice to meet you, galactic commander libra! that's a fun name!!

i've never heard of lum berries. i'll have to ask the nice people in this pokecenter about them!!

GC: 1'M L1T3R4LLY 4 TROLL. [I'm literally a troll]

oh.

well i'm not going to apologize because trolls keep being mean and so it's deserved!! >:T you seem nice though so i'm willing to be friends if you aren't mean!!

GC: RUD3. M4YB3 1 SHOULD ST4RT C4LL1NG 4LL HUM4NS RUD3 1D1OTS WHO C4N'T POK3MON B4TTLE B3C4US3 TH3Y K33P LOSING 4ND 4SK1NG W31RD QU3ST1ONS 4BOUT MY HORNS.

[rude. Maybe I should start calling all humans rude idiots who can't Pokémon battle because they keep losing and asking weird questions about my horns.]

why are you talking like you're not human? o_O

GC: B3C4US3 1'M NOT. W31RD OF YOU TO 4SSUM3 3V3RYON3 1S 4 SQU1SHY M4MM4L.

[because I'm not. Weird of you to assume everything is a squishy mammal]

what!!! you're not messing with me again are you!!! I won't fall for that a second time!!!

if you're not messing with me... then that's cool!! and also weird!! what are you if you're not a human or a squishy mammal??

GC: 4 TROLL

[a troll]

GC: 4R3 YOU STUP1D >:?

[are you stupid?]

I knew it you're messing with me aren't you!!! trolls are just people on the internet who like to mess with me and my friends!! i'm not stupid, you're stupid!!!

GC: >:[

GC: WH3R3 4R3 YOU? L3T'S H4V3 4 B4TTL3. S1NC3 YOU 4LL N33D TO S33 STUFF TO B3L13V3 1T FOR SOM3 R34SON.

[where are you? Let's have a battle. Since you all need to see stuff to believe it for some reason.]

i'm in sinnoh!! eterna city!! i'm not afraid to say since you won't show up anyway!! >:(

GC: 1'M L1T3R4LLY 1N 3T3RN4 R1GHT NOW BY TH3 ST4TU3 OF D14LG4. G3T OV3R H3R3 SO YOU C4N LOS3.

[I'm literally in eterna right now by the statue of dialga. Get over here so you can lose.]

sure you are >:/ if you were ACTUALLY here, you'd know it's a statue of palkia!!

[Attached is a selfie of Jade in front of a statue depicting the legendary pokemon Palkia.]

GC: >:?

[selfie of Terezi in front of dialga. It looks like the exact same place.]

uhhh?? what the!! this is so weird!!! did you photoshop that?? in advance?? or do you really look like that?? o_O

GC: YOU L1V3 1N 4 WORLD WH3R3 D3OXYS 3X1STS 4ND YOU C4N'T H4NDL3 4 P3RSON W1TH HORNS?

[you live in a world where deoxys exists and you can't handle a person with horns?]

deoxys?? what's that?? weird animals are one thing, Bec's always been around, but of course i'm shocked to find out that the people who have been harassing me and my friends for years aren't human!! everything has been so weird since sburb started, i can kind of deal with that, but you guys were there even before sburb!!

GC: 1T W4S C4LL3D SGRUB FOR US.

GC: ...

GC: W3LL, TH3R3'S 4NOTH3R M3MORY

GC: 1...DON'T 4CTU4LLY R3M3MB3R 4 LOT OF TH4T.

[it was called SGRUB for us...well there's another memory. I... don't actually remember a lot of that.]

sgrub? is that related to sburb? is that how you ended up in the world of pokemon too?

also, if it's not photoshop, then what's up with that statue?? are we in different places?? but there's only one eterna city in sinnoh, and there's definitely only one statue!!!

NO 1D34. M4YB3 MOR3 UN1V3RS3 SH3N4N1G4NS. Y34H SBURB IS SGRUB. YOUR SP3C13S P1CK3D 4 DUMB N4M3.

[no idea. Maybe more universe shenanigans. Yeah Sburb is SGRUB. Your species picked a dumb name.]

#// yayyyy everyone celebrate she's finally getting some decent info

universe shenanigans?? like, multiverse theory?? :O that would make sense, but um. i hope that's not the case :(

GC: YOU SM3LL L1KE LUM B3RR13S.

[you smell like lum berries]

Commander Libra from @galactic-duo-blue

huh? who are you? that weird typing reminds me a little of those trollslum idiots...

GC: TH3Y T4ST3 K1ND4 SOUR BUT TH3Y'R3 OK4Y

GC: 4LSO WHO 4R3 YOU C4LL1NG 4N 1D1OT >:?

GC: 1'M G4L4CT1C COMM4ND3R L1BR4!

[They taste kinda sour but they're okay. Also who are you calling an idiot? I'm galactic commander Libra!]

oh! i didn't mean to call you an idiot! just those trolls on trollslum. they keep harassing me and my friends!! they suck!! it's nice to meet you, galactic commander libra! that's a fun name!!

i've never heard of lum berries. i'll have to ask the nice people in this pokecenter about them!!

GC: 1'M L1T3R4LLY 4 TROLL. [I'm literally a troll]

oh.

well i'm not going to apologize because trolls keep being mean and so it's deserved!! >:T you seem nice though so i'm willing to be friends if you aren't mean!!

GC: RUD3. M4YB3 1 SHOULD ST4RT C4LL1NG 4LL HUM4NS RUD3 1D1OTS WHO C4N'T POK3MON B4TTLE B3C4US3 TH3Y K33P LOSING 4ND 4SK1NG W31RD QU3ST1ONS 4BOUT MY HORNS.

[rude. Maybe I should start calling all humans rude idiots who can't Pokémon battle because they keep losing and asking weird questions about my horns.]

why are you talking like you're not human? o_O

GC: B3C4US3 1'M NOT. W31RD OF YOU TO 4SSUM3 3V3RYON3 1S 4 SQU1SHY M4MM4L.

[because I'm not. Weird of you to assume everything is a squishy mammal]

what!!! you're not messing with me again are you!!! I won't fall for that a second time!!!

if you're not messing with me... then that's cool!! and also weird!! what are you if you're not a human or a squishy mammal??

GC: 4 TROLL

[a troll]

GC: 4R3 YOU STUP1D >:?

[are you stupid?]

I knew it you're messing with me aren't you!!! trolls are just people on the internet who like to mess with me and my friends!! i'm not stupid, you're stupid!!!

GC: >:[

GC: WH3R3 4R3 YOU? L3T'S H4V3 4 B4TTL3. S1NC3 YOU 4LL N33D TO S33 STUFF TO B3L13V3 1T FOR SOM3 R34SON.

[where are you? Let's have a battle. Since you all need to see stuff to believe it for some reason.]

i'm in sinnoh!! eterna city!! i'm not afraid to say since you won't show up anyway!! >:(

GC: 1'M L1T3R4LLY 1N 3T3RN4 R1GHT NOW BY TH3 ST4TU3 OF D14LG4. G3T OV3R H3R3 SO YOU C4N LOS3.

[I'm literally in eterna right now by the statue of dialga. Get over here so you can lose.]

sure you are >:/ if you were ACTUALLY here, you'd know it's a statue of palkia!!

[Attached is a selfie of Jade in front of a statue depicting the legendary pokemon Palkia.]

GC: >:?

[selfie of Terezi in front of dialga. It looks like the exact same place.]

uhhh?? what the!! this is so weird!!! did you photoshop that?? in advance?? or do you really look like that?? o_O

GC: YOU L1V3 1N 4 WORLD WH3R3 D3OXYS 3X1STS 4ND YOU C4N'T H4NDL3 4 P3RSON W1TH HORNS?

[you live in a world where deoxys exists and you can't handle a person with horns?]

GC: 1T W4S C4LL3D SGRUB FOR US.

GC: ...

GC: W3LL, TH3R3'S 4NOTH3R M3MORY

GC: 1...DON'T 4CTU4LLY R3M3MB3R 4 LOT OF TH4T.

[it was called SGRUB for us...well there's another memory. I... don't actually remember a lot of that.]

#// aka Jade finally starts to get a clue

sgrub? is that related to sburb? is that how you ended up in the world of pokemon too?

also, if it's not photoshop, then what's up with that statue?? are we in different places?? but there's only one eterna city in sinnoh, and there's definitely only one statue!!!

writtenbymagicalscience

you've befriended a politoed? what is that like? i'm training a poliwag and i don't know if i should evolve it into a poliwrath or politoed or even evolve it at all!! -@gardengnostic-fell

He is an endless source of entertainment. I love him. He is very silly.

...This is probably not the answer you were looking for. But he is a frogge, and he is delightful.

no, that's very helpful, thank you!! a silly and cute pokemon would suit me well i think :D

truthseekersunplugged

you seem to post about space a lot... um, do you know anything about palkia? what do you think about it? -@gardengnostic-fell (// please lie to her on the internet it'd be so funny)

Palkia. Gotta love Palkia. Did you know we're all made of stardust? We wouldn't exist without space. So clearly, Palkia is the creator of humanity!

#// she. did not think this through before believing it

oh, really? so arceus created the universe and palkia created humanity... that explains why palkia's so important then! thank you!

GC: YOU SM3LL L1KE LUM B3RR13S.

[you smell like lum berries]

Commander Libra from @galactic-duo-blue

huh? who are you? that weird typing reminds me a little of those trollslum idiots...

GC: TH3Y T4ST3 K1ND4 SOUR BUT TH3Y'R3 OK4Y

GC: 4LSO WHO 4R3 YOU C4LL1NG 4N 1D1OT >:?

GC: 1'M G4L4CT1C COMM4ND3R L1BR4!

[They taste kinda sour but they're okay. Also who are you calling an idiot? I'm galactic commander Libra!]

oh! i didn't mean to call you an idiot! just those trolls on trollslum. they keep harassing me and my friends!! they suck!! it's nice to meet you, galactic commander libra! that's a fun name!!

i've never heard of lum berries. i'll have to ask the nice people in this pokecenter about them!!

GC: 1'M L1T3R4LLY 4 TROLL. [I'm literally a troll]

oh.

well i'm not going to apologize because trolls keep being mean and so it's deserved!! >:T you seem nice though so i'm willing to be friends if you aren't mean!!

GC: RUD3. M4YB3 1 SHOULD ST4RT C4LL1NG 4LL HUM4NS RUD3 1D1OTS WHO C4N'T POK3MON B4TTLE B3C4US3 TH3Y K33P LOSING 4ND 4SK1NG W31RD QU3ST1ONS 4BOUT MY HORNS.

[rude. Maybe I should start calling all humans rude idiots who can't Pokémon battle because they keep losing and asking weird questions about my horns.]

why are you talking like you're not human? o_O

GC: B3C4US3 1'M NOT. W31RD OF YOU TO 4SSUM3 3V3RYON3 1S 4 SQU1SHY M4MM4L.

[because I'm not. Weird of you to assume everything is a squishy mammal]

what!!! you're not messing with me again are you!!! I won't fall for that a second time!!!

if you're not messing with me... then that's cool!! and also weird!! what are you if you're not a human or a squishy mammal??

GC: 4 TROLL

[a troll]

GC: 4R3 YOU STUP1D >:?

[are you stupid?]

I knew it you're messing with me aren't you!!! trolls are just people on the internet who like to mess with me and my friends!! i'm not stupid, you're stupid!!!

GC: >:[

GC: WH3R3 4R3 YOU? L3T'S H4V3 4 B4TTL3. S1NC3 YOU 4LL N33D TO S33 STUFF TO B3L13V3 1T FOR SOM3 R34SON.

[where are you? Let's have a battle. Since you all need to see stuff to believe it for some reason.]

i'm in sinnoh!! eterna city!! i'm not afraid to say since you won't show up anyway!! >:(

GC: 1'M L1T3R4LLY 1N 3T3RN4 R1GHT NOW BY TH3 ST4TU3 OF D14LG4. G3T OV3R H3R3 SO YOU C4N LOS3.

[I'm literally in eterna right now by the statue of dialga. Get over here so you can lose.]

sure you are >:/ if you were ACTUALLY here, you'd know it's a statue of palkia!!

[Attached is a selfie of Jade in front of a statue depicting the legendary pokemon Palkia.]

GC: >:?

[selfie of Terezi in front of dialga. It looks like the exact same place.]

uhhh?? what the!! this is so weird!!! did you photoshop that?? in advance?? or do you really look like that?? o_O

GC: YOU L1V3 1N 4 WORLD WH3R3 D3OXYS 3X1STS 4ND YOU C4N'T H4NDL3 4 P3RSON W1TH HORNS?

[you live in a world where deoxys exists and you can't handle a person with horns?]

#// she doesn't even knowwwwww #// she thinks her world existed before sburb did. embarrassing.

GC: YOU SM3LL L1KE LUM B3RR13S.

[you smell like lum berries]

Commander Libra from @galactic-duo-blue

huh? who are you? that weird typing reminds me a little of those trollslum idiots...

GC: TH3Y T4ST3 K1ND4 SOUR BUT TH3Y'R3 OK4Y

GC: 4LSO WHO 4R3 YOU C4LL1NG 4N 1D1OT >:?

GC: 1'M G4L4CT1C COMM4ND3R L1BR4!

[They taste kinda sour but they're okay. Also who are you calling an idiot? I'm galactic commander Libra!]

oh! i didn't mean to call you an idiot! just those trolls on trollslum. they keep harassing me and my friends!! they suck!! it's nice to meet you, galactic commander libra! that's a fun name!!

i've never heard of lum berries. i'll have to ask the nice people in this pokecenter about them!!

GC: 1'M L1T3R4LLY 4 TROLL. [I'm literally a troll]

oh.

well i'm not going to apologize because trolls keep being mean and so it's deserved!! >:T you seem nice though so i'm willing to be friends if you aren't mean!!

GC: RUD3. M4YB3 1 SHOULD ST4RT C4LL1NG 4LL HUM4NS RUD3 1D1OTS WHO C4N'T POK3MON B4TTLE B3C4US3 TH3Y K33P LOSING 4ND 4SK1NG W31RD QU3ST1ONS 4BOUT MY HORNS.

[rude. Maybe I should start calling all humans rude idiots who can't Pokémon battle because they keep losing and asking weird questions about my horns.]

why are you talking like you're not human? o_O

GC: B3C4US3 1'M NOT. W31RD OF YOU TO 4SSUM3 3V3RYON3 1S 4 SQU1SHY M4MM4L.

[because I'm not. Weird of you to assume everything is a squishy mammal]

what!!! you're not messing with me again are you!!! I won't fall for that a second time!!!

if you're not messing with me... then that's cool!! and also weird!! what are you if you're not a human or a squishy mammal??

GC: 4 TROLL

[a troll]

GC: 4R3 YOU STUP1D >:?

[are you stupid?]

I knew it you're messing with me aren't you!!! trolls are just people on the internet who like to mess with me and my friends!! i'm not stupid, you're stupid!!!

GC: >:[

GC: WH3R3 4R3 YOU? L3T'S H4V3 4 B4TTL3. S1NC3 YOU 4LL N33D TO S33 STUFF TO B3L13V3 1T FOR SOM3 R34SON.

[where are you? Let's have a battle. Since you all need to see stuff to believe it for some reason.]

i'm in sinnoh!! eterna city!! i'm not afraid to say since you won't show up anyway!! >:(

GC: 1'M L1T3R4LLY 1N 3T3RN4 R1GHT NOW BY TH3 ST4TU3 OF D14LG4. G3T OV3R H3R3 SO YOU C4N LOS3.

[I'm literally in eterna right now by the statue of dialga. Get over here so you can lose.]

sure you are >:/ if you were ACTUALLY here, you'd know it's a statue of palkia!!

[Attached is a selfie of Jade in front of a statue depicting the legendary pokemon Palkia.]

GC: >:?

[selfie of Terezi in front of dialga. It looks like the exact same place.]

#// Jade is VERY confused right now #// she doesn't know if she should feel bad for doubting Terezi or if she's being trolled still

uhhh?? what the!! this is so weird!!! did you photoshop that?? in advance?? or do you really look like that?? o_O

GC: YOU SM3LL L1KE LUM B3RR13S.

[you smell like lum berries]

Commander Libra from @galactic-duo-blue

huh? who are you? that weird typing reminds me a little of those trollslum idiots...

GC: TH3Y T4ST3 K1ND4 SOUR BUT TH3Y'R3 OK4Y

GC: 4LSO WHO 4R3 YOU C4LL1NG 4N 1D1OT >:?

GC: 1'M G4L4CT1C COMM4ND3R L1BR4!

[They taste kinda sour but they're okay. Also who are you calling an idiot? I'm galactic commander Libra!]

oh! i didn't mean to call you an idiot! just those trolls on trollslum. they keep harassing me and my friends!! they suck!! it's nice to meet you, galactic commander libra! that's a fun name!!

i've never heard of lum berries. i'll have to ask the nice people in this pokecenter about them!!

GC: 1'M L1T3R4LLY 4 TROLL. [I'm literally a troll]

oh.

well i'm not going to apologize because trolls keep being mean and so it's deserved!! >:T you seem nice though so i'm willing to be friends if you aren't mean!!

GC: RUD3. M4YB3 1 SHOULD ST4RT C4LL1NG 4LL HUM4NS RUD3 1D1OTS WHO C4N'T POK3MON B4TTLE B3C4US3 TH3Y K33P LOSING 4ND 4SK1NG W31RD QU3ST1ONS 4BOUT MY HORNS.

[rude. Maybe I should start calling all humans rude idiots who can't Pokémon battle because they keep losing and asking weird questions about my horns.]

why are you talking like you're not human? o_O

GC: B3C4US3 1'M NOT. W31RD OF YOU TO 4SSUM3 3V3RYON3 1S 4 SQU1SHY M4MM4L.

[because I'm not. Weird of you to assume everything is a squishy mammal]

what!!! you're not messing with me again are you!!! I won't fall for that a second time!!!

if you're not messing with me... then that's cool!! and also weird!! what are you if you're not a human or a squishy mammal??

GC: 4 TROLL

[a troll]

GC: 4R3 YOU STUP1D >:?

[are you stupid?]

I knew it you're messing with me aren't you!!! trolls are just people on the internet who like to mess with me and my friends!! i'm not stupid, you're stupid!!!

GC: >:[

GC: WH3R3 4R3 YOU? L3T'S H4V3 4 B4TTL3. S1NC3 YOU 4LL N33D TO S33 STUFF TO B3L13V3 1T FOR SOM3 R34SON.

[where are you? Let's have a battle. Since you all need to see stuff to believe it for some reason.]

i'm in sinnoh!! eterna city!! i'm not afraid to say since you won't show up anyway!! >:(

GC: 1'M L1T3R4LLY 1N 3T3RN4 R1GHT NOW BY TH3 ST4TU3 OF D14LG4. G3T OV3R H3R3 SO YOU C4N LOS3.

[I'm literally in eterna right now by the statue of dialga. Get over here so you can lose.]

sure you are >:/ if you were ACTUALLY here, you'd know it's a statue of palkia!!

[Attached is a selfie of Jade in front of a statue depicting the legendary pokemon Palkia.]

#// perfect :D

GC: YOU SM3LL L1KE LUM B3RR13S.

[you smell like lum berries]

Commander Libra from @galactic-duo-blue

huh? who are you? that weird typing reminds me a little of those trollslum idiots...

GC: TH3Y T4ST3 K1ND4 SOUR BUT TH3Y'R3 OK4Y

GC: 4LSO WHO 4R3 YOU C4LL1NG 4N 1D1OT >:?

GC: 1'M G4L4CT1C COMM4ND3R L1BR4!

[They taste kinda sour but they're okay. Also who are you calling an idiot? I'm galactic commander Libra!]

oh! i didn't mean to call you an idiot! just those trolls on trollslum. they keep harassing me and my friends!! they suck!! it's nice to meet you, galactic commander libra! that's a fun name!!

i've never heard of lum berries. i'll have to ask the nice people in this pokecenter about them!!

GC: 1'M L1T3R4LLY 4 TROLL. [I'm literally a troll]

oh.

well i'm not going to apologize because trolls keep being mean and so it's deserved!! >:T you seem nice though so i'm willing to be friends if you aren't mean!!

GC: RUD3. M4YB3 1 SHOULD ST4RT C4LL1NG 4LL HUM4NS RUD3 1D1OTS WHO C4N'T POK3MON B4TTLE B3C4US3 TH3Y K33P LOSING 4ND 4SK1NG W31RD QU3ST1ONS 4BOUT MY HORNS.

[rude. Maybe I should start calling all humans rude idiots who can't Pokémon battle because they keep losing and asking weird questions about my horns.]

why are you talking like you're not human? o_O

GC: B3C4US3 1'M NOT. W31RD OF YOU TO 4SSUM3 3V3RYON3 1S 4 SQU1SHY M4MM4L.

[because I'm not. Weird of you to assume everything is a squishy mammal]

what!!! you're not messing with me again are you!!! I won't fall for that a second time!!!

if you're not messing with me... then that's cool!! and also weird!! what are you if you're not a human or a squishy mammal??

GC: 4 TROLL

[a troll]

GC: 4R3 YOU STUP1D >:?

[are you stupid?]

I knew it you're messing with me aren't you!!! trolls are just people on the internet who like to mess with me and my friends!! i'm not stupid, you're stupid!!!

GC: >:[

GC: WH3R3 4R3 YOU? L3T'S H4V3 4 B4TTL3. S1NC3 YOU 4LL N33D TO S33 STUFF TO B3L13V3 1T FOR SOM3 R34SON.

[where are you? Let's have a battle. Since you all need to see stuff to believe it for some reason.]

#// I. have only just remembered that Team Galactic is from Sinnoh.#// anyway for plot reasons Jade is banned from actually ever encountering anyone (she's in a different universe)#// but you're welcome to have them try to meet up :D

i'm in sinnoh!! eterna city!! i'm not afraid to say since you won't show up anyway!! >:(

sorry if this is random but you have the same last name as one of my friends. do you know them? i guess i'm just getting a little desperate -@gardengnostic-fell

Let me take a shot in the dark. By any chance is your friend's name Dave?

yes! dave strider! you do know him then? i haven't heard from him or the rest of my friends recently and i'm worried and i miss them :(

Hell yeah I do, he's my Bro.

Haven't heard from him in a while though. Dialogue with anyone I am even vaguely familiar with has been few and very far between as of late.

you're dave's brother??! he speaks really highly of you! you're um. younger than i expected. that just makes you cooler though!!

oh :( well it's still good to hear that there's someone else here who knows who my friends are!! um, where are you located? it'd be nice to meet you at some point.

Currently, I’m loitering in Celadon City over in the Kanto region. It’s a pretty solid place. I’ve snagged a job as a mechanic and all around fix-it guy at the arcade in town. Pretty sweet gig.

Before I answer that question, however, I have one of my own. If I may pick your brain ever so slightly, does the term “ectobiology” mean anything to you?

oh, you're pretty far away as well... i'll still try to get there though!!

umm, john's pesterchum handle is ectoBiologist? is that what you mean?

No, it’s not. But thank you for your answer. It clears quite a few things up.

For now, let’s just say I’m a friend of Dave’s and not the person he has been lauding to you and your friends.

If there is anything I can do to help you on your way, don’t hesitate to let me know. I’d be happy to pull whatever strings I can in your favor.

ummm okay?? was dave trying to be like his brother by getting you to call him bro?? that seems like something he would do :/

thank you!! i'll let you know when i end up heading your way!!

Hah. Yeah, he did. You didn’t hear that from me though. I’m sure if word hit the street we’d never hear the end of it. The Strider cred has got to stay intact.

I’ll keep an ear out, then. Safe travels.

sorry if this is random but you have the same last name as one of my friends. do you know them? i guess i'm just getting a little desperate -@gardengnostic-fell

Let me take a shot in the dark. By any chance is your friend's name Dave?

yes! dave strider! you do know him then? i haven't heard from him or the rest of my friends recently and i'm worried and i miss them :(

Hell yeah I do, he's my Bro.

Haven't heard from him in a while though. Dialogue with anyone I am even vaguely familiar with has been few and very far between as of late.

you're dave's brother??! he speaks really highly of you! you're um. younger than i expected. that just makes you cooler though!!

oh :( well it's still good to hear that there's someone else here who knows who my friends are!! um, where are you located? it'd be nice to meet you at some point.

Currently, I’m loitering in Celadon City over in the Kanto region. It’s a pretty solid place. I’ve snagged a job as a mechanic and all around fix-it guy at the arcade in town. Pretty sweet gig.

Before I answer that question, however, I have one of my own. If I may pick your brain ever so slightly, does the term “ectobiology” mean anything to you?

oh, you're pretty far away as well... i'll still try to get there though!!

umm, john's pesterchum handle is ectoBiologist? is that what you mean?

No, it’s not. But thank you for your answer. It clears quite a few things up.

For now, let’s just say I’m a friend of Dave’s and not the person he has been lauding to you and your friends.

If there is anything I can do to help you on your way, don’t hesitate to let me know. I’d be happy to pull whatever strings I can in your favor.

#// dave just got -1 cool points in her mind. sad.

ummm okay?? was dave trying to be like his brother by getting you to call him bro?? that seems like something he would do :/

thank you!! i'll let you know when i end up heading your way!!

sorry if this is random but you have the same last name as one of my friends. do you know them? i guess i'm just getting a little desperate -@gardengnostic-fell

Let me take a shot in the dark. By any chance is your friend's name Dave?

yes! dave strider! you do know him then? i haven't heard from him or the rest of my friends recently and i'm worried and i miss them :(

Hell yeah I do, he's my Bro.

Haven't heard from him in a while though. Dialogue with anyone I am even vaguely familiar with has been few and very far between as of late.

you're dave's brother??! he speaks really highly of you! you're um. younger than i expected. that just makes you cooler though!!

oh :( well it's still good to hear that there's someone else here who knows who my friends are!! um, where are you located? it'd be nice to meet you at some point.

Currently, I’m loitering in Celadon City over in the Kanto region. It’s a pretty solid place. I’ve snagged a job as a mechanic and all around fix-it guy at the arcade in town. Pretty sweet gig.

Before I answer that question, however, I have one of my own. If I may pick your brain ever so slightly, does the term “ectobiology” mean anything to you?

oh, you're pretty far away as well... i'll still try to get there though!!

umm, john's pesterchum handle is ectoBiologist? is that what you mean?

#// she doesn't knowwwww

GC: YOU SM3LL L1KE LUM B3RR13S.

[you smell like lum berries]

Commander Libra from @galactic-duo-blue

huh? who are you? that weird typing reminds me a little of those trollslum idiots...

GC: TH3Y T4ST3 K1ND4 SOUR BUT TH3Y'R3 OK4Y

GC: 4LSO WHO 4R3 YOU C4LL1NG 4N 1D1OT >:?

GC: 1'M G4L4CT1C COMM4ND3R L1BR4!

[They taste kinda sour but they're okay. Also who are you calling an idiot? I'm galactic commander Libra!]

oh! i didn't mean to call you an idiot! just those trolls on trollslum. they keep harassing me and my friends!! they suck!! it's nice to meet you, galactic commander libra! that's a fun name!!

i've never heard of lum berries. i'll have to ask the nice people in this pokecenter about them!!

GC: 1'M L1T3R4LLY 4 TROLL. [I'm literally a troll]

oh.

well i'm not going to apologize because trolls keep being mean and so it's deserved!! >:T you seem nice though so i'm willing to be friends if you aren't mean!!

GC: RUD3. M4YB3 1 SHOULD ST4RT C4LL1NG 4LL HUM4NS RUD3 1D1OTS WHO C4N'T POK3MON B4TTLE B3C4US3 TH3Y K33P LOSING 4ND 4SK1NG W31RD QU3ST1ONS 4BOUT MY HORNS.

[rude. Maybe I should start calling all humans rude idiots who can't Pokémon battle because they keep losing and asking weird questions about my horns.]

why are you talking like you're not human? o_O

GC: B3C4US3 1'M NOT. W31RD OF YOU TO 4SSUM3 3V3RYON3 1S 4 SQU1SHY M4MM4L.

[because I'm not. Weird of you to assume everything is a squishy mammal]

what!!! you're not messing with me again are you!!! I won't fall for that a second time!!!

if you're not messing with me... then that's cool!! and also weird!! what are you if you're not a human or a squishy mammal??

GC: 4 TROLL

[a troll]

GC: 4R3 YOU STUP1D >:?

[are you stupid?]

#// jade. jade she's telling the truth. jade no.

I knew it you're messing with me aren't you!!! trolls are just people on the internet who like to mess with me and my friends!! i'm not stupid, you're stupid!!!

GC: YOU SM3LL L1KE LUM B3RR13S.

[you smell like lum berries]

Commander Libra from @galactic-duo-blue

huh? who are you? that weird typing reminds me a little of those trollslum idiots...

GC: TH3Y T4ST3 K1ND4 SOUR BUT TH3Y'R3 OK4Y

GC: 4LSO WHO 4R3 YOU C4LL1NG 4N 1D1OT >:?

GC: 1'M G4L4CT1C COMM4ND3R L1BR4!

[They taste kinda sour but they're okay. Also who are you calling an idiot? I'm galactic commander Libra!]

oh! i didn't mean to call you an idiot! just those trolls on trollslum. they keep harassing me and my friends!! they suck!! it's nice to meet you, galactic commander libra! that's a fun name!!

i've never heard of lum berries. i'll have to ask the nice people in this pokecenter about them!!

GC: 1'M L1T3R4LLY 4 TROLL. [I'm literally a troll]

oh.

well i'm not going to apologize because trolls keep being mean and so it's deserved!! >:T you seem nice though so i'm willing to be friends if you aren't mean!!

GC: RUD3. M4YB3 1 SHOULD ST4RT C4LL1NG 4LL HUM4NS RUD3 1D1OTS WHO C4N'T POK3MON B4TTLE B3C4US3 TH3Y K33P LOSING 4ND 4SK1NG W31RD QU3ST1ONS 4BOUT MY HORNS.

[rude. Maybe I should start calling all humans rude idiots who can't Pokémon battle because they keep losing and asking weird questions about my horns.]

why are you talking like you're not human? o_O

GC: B3C4US3 1'M NOT. W31RD OF YOU TO 4SSUM3 3V3RYON3 1S 4 SQU1SHY M4MM4L.

[because I'm not. Weird of you to assume everything is a squishy mammal]

what!!! you're not messing with me again are you!!! I won't fall for that a second time!!!

if you're not messing with me... then that's cool!! and also weird!! what are you if you're not a human or a squishy mammal??

sorry if this is random but you have the same last name as one of my friends. do you know them? i guess i'm just getting a little desperate -@gardengnostic-fell

Let me take a shot in the dark. By any chance is your friend's name Dave?

yes! dave strider! you do know him then? i haven't heard from him or the rest of my friends recently and i'm worried and i miss them :(

Hell yeah I do, he's my Bro.

Haven't heard from him in a while though. Dialogue with anyone I am even vaguely familiar with has been few and very far between as of late.

#// unfortunately for jade any meetups will fail horribly because she is in a different universe #// but she does not know that yet #// she also does not know what neglect is so she has a very high opinion of Dave's Bro </3

you're dave's brother??! he speaks really highly of you! you're um. younger than i expected. that just makes you cooler though!!

oh :( well it's still good to hear that there's someone else here who knows who my friends are!! um, where are you located? it'd be nice to meet you at some point.

GC: YOU SM3LL L1KE LUM B3RR13S.

[you smell like lum berries]

Commander Libra from @galactic-duo-blue

huh? who are you? that weird typing reminds me a little of those trollslum idiots...

GC: TH3Y T4ST3 K1ND4 SOUR BUT TH3Y'R3 OK4Y

GC: 4LSO WHO 4R3 YOU C4LL1NG 4N 1D1OT >:?

GC: 1'M G4L4CT1C COMM4ND3R L1BR4!

[They taste kinda sour but they're okay. Also who are you calling an idiot? I'm galactic commander Libra!]

oh! i didn't mean to call you an idiot! just those trolls on trollslum. they keep harassing me and my friends!! they suck!! it's nice to meet you, galactic commander libra! that's a fun name!!

i've never heard of lum berries. i'll have to ask the nice people in this pokecenter about them!!

GC: 1'M L1T3R4LLY 4 TROLL. [I'm literally a troll]

oh.

well i'm not going to apologize because trolls keep being mean and so it's deserved!! >:T you seem nice though so i'm willing to be friends if you aren't mean!!

GC: RUD3. M4YB3 1 SHOULD ST4RT C4LL1NG 4LL HUM4NS RUD3 1D1OTS WHO C4N'T POK3MON B4TTLE B3C4US3 TH3Y K33P LOSING 4ND 4SK1NG W31RD QU3ST1ONS 4BOUT MY HORNS.

[rude. Maybe I should start calling all humans rude idiots who can't Pokémon battle because they keep losing and asking weird questions about my horns.]

why are you talking like you're not human? o_O

#// she doesn't know....

sorry if this is random but you have the same last name as one of my friends. do you know them? i guess i'm just getting a little desperate -@gardengnostic-fell

Let me take a shot in the dark. By any chance is your friend's name Dave?