Garden of Hyperfixations

In a constant state of distraction over some queer-coded storyline

[gardensprout]

Current Hyperfixation:

If We Were Villains - M.L. Rio

Spoilers Ahead! You’ve been warned.

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I refuse to believe that Oliver has never once called Colborne "dad".

Just like how James has definitely said it to Fredrick.

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I love this woman

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Incorrect Quotes

Wren: "Oh! We're like a big happy family! And I'm the dad! And Pip's the mom-"

Filippa: "Why am I the mom? What gender roles are we pushing here?"

James: "I know they're probably thinking I'm like the son, but I'm not. I'll be the gay, emo cousin."

Alexander: "I will be the son! The hotshot! Whose only dream...is to be a star."

Oliver: "I feel like I'd be a fresh out of jail uncle."

Meredith: "And I'm the sassy aunt. Who talks shit about everyone."

Source: Sanders Sides

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First post in months-

It just hit me that James Farrow has a physical grave somewhere probably in California.

Have fun with that information, angsty fanfic writers

[teartra]

Raine pulled this move to Eda once

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Favorite James Farrow Moment?

James being a fucking leopard

"Only if Oliver will be my second."

Pouring blood over Oliver

"Who else called you a fur seal?"

"Well, certainly not Richard's."

"I'm James. Lovely to meet you both."

Gay panic during the Christmas Masque

"We're not such strange bedfellows."

Voting ended onMar 23, 2023

[gardensprout]

I'm gonna make so many of these

Favorite James x Oliver Moment?

James pouring fake blood over Oliver

James being a fucking leopard

"We're not such strange bedfellows."

DEL NORTE

"Be ruled by me / forget to think of her"

The photo Meredith has in her room of them

"Here comes Sir Oliver! You are well met, I hope." (Their first meeting)

The "not so brotherly" kiss

"Oliver, I don't understand...Why?" "You know why."

James kisses Oliver's hand then fucking dies

Voting ended onMar 12, 2023

[comet-halleyy]

It’s funny how Oliver was so MAD about giving up his last semester for his sister’s healthcare but didn’t esitate a single moment to take 10 years of prison for James.

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For pretext: I don't think James and Oliver would ever bother with getting married. They just vibe in their own little world.

HOWEVER

Think about Oliver. Eleven years after his release from prison. Eleven years after hearing of James' death.

2015. America.

Gay marriage is legal.

What do you think he thinks of hearing that news?

[comet-halleyy]

Okay I have If we were villains characters as ugly cakes.

Enjoy.

Alexander:

Meredith:

Oliver:

James to Oliver:

Filippa after having to deal with everyone else’s shit:

Wren and James:

Alexander and the others after finding Richard:

Richard to James:

[whatyousyeiswhatyouget]

I love If We Were Villains, and I hate it. It’s been almost two months exactly since I read it, but I can’t get it out of my head. 

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I cannot express to you how the knowledge that James blushes "to the roots of his hair" is so important to me-

[the-bastard-of-the-universe]

If we were villains but instead of Shakespeare they are doing StarKid’s musicals.

[sleepy-vix]

I kin Oliver Marks because i'm also infatuated with James Farrow beyond belief.

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"I'm starting to read If We Were Villains-"

Nah, put the book down. It's for your own good.

[giolovesyousm]

okay I'm literally at page 218 of 'if we were villains' and can't take this anymore, I don't get if oliver is just dumb or what.

YOU'RE BEST FRIEND JUST KISSED A GIRL AND AND YOUR STOMACH HURTS FROM JEALOUSY???

this boy is not only dumb but BLIND, for all the fucking book so far he was always like "yea I really like meredith, but if someone ever try to get near my james I'll beat them to death, no one is allowed to touch or look at him." WHY DON'T YOU ASK YOURSELF SOME QUESTIONS DEAR OLIVER..

the closet is a window but he lives in a house without light.

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That last fucking line-

You're so right omg