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Welcome!

This is a simple incorrect quotes blog for Dandy's World, ran by @blaze-art. Now onto some questions you might have:

Can I draw fanart of these quotes?

Yes! Any and all fanart is appreciated! Just be sure to credit me for the quote/inspiration.

Can we include ships in our submissions?

Yes! So long as the ship is not Toodles x Anyone (Toodles is a minor, everyone else is an adult), Pebble x Anyone (Pebble is a dog), or Coal x Anyone (Same reason as Pebble). I do not want any of that near me!

Can we include OCs in our submissions?

Yes! Just be sure to include the "original character" tag on your submission.

Also please tag your submissions with the "suggestive" tag if the quote contains suggestive language.

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Glisten: Google, stop showing me sex ads! I know there are desperate sluts in the area. I have a MIRROR!

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Razzle: You’re a chimney sweep! Like the guy in the movie! Do you sing and dance?

Tisha: That costs extra.

Dazzle: It always does…Nevermind…

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Rodger: Sometimes it’s a heavy burden being a man of science…

Yatta: I know what you mean Rodger, that’s why early on I decided to sabotage my highly scientific mind with cartoons and sugar.

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Sprout: Does anyone need immediate medical attention?

Goob: I could use a hug.

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Sprout: You're not ascending to godhood! You're just dehydrated!

Glisten: Out of my way, gayboy! I'm about to liberate my divine self from this mortal shell!

Glisten: ...Hospital...

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Connie: You're toast!

Soulvester: Oh yeah? Thee and what toaster?

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Gourdy: This year I got the bats that are smiling. It's more realistic.

Ribecca: ...How is that more realistic?

Gourdy: 'Cause they're happy! It's their favorite holiday! They love it!

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Soulvester: Wench! Ha! For what reason is thou angry? Cause my own pussy poppeth sev'rely? And thine own does not?

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Soulvester: Behold! The field in which I grow my fucks!

Soulvester: Lay thine eyes upon it and thou shalt see that it is barren!

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Connie: If you ask me, the guy who put the sword INTO the stone should be king, not the chucklefuck who pulled it out.

Astro: I assume the guy who put the "sword that makes you the king" into the stone doesn't really want the position...

Goob: I think the stone should be king since it held the sword the longest!

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Teagan, dropping a large box of tapes in front of Dandy: Here!

Dandy: Wow! There is NO way in hell THAT is three thousand ta-

Dandy, counting up all the tapes: Fuck me and my garden this IS three thousand tapes!

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Boxten: Hey guys, I heard we were baking-OH MY-!

Cosmo: "I'M STUCK IN THE OVEN!"

Astro: "HELP! IT GOT MEEE!-"

Goob: I ACCIDENTALLY PUT SOMEONE IN THE OVEN! FU-

Yatta, tearing up: I ate all of the chocolate chips...what do I do?

Shrimpo: WHERE'S THE CONDENSED MILK?!

Dandy: I FORGOT TO BUY THE FRIDGE!

Looey: RUN! THE BUTTER IS FIGHTING BACK!

Sprout: This is so easy! I wonder why everyone's in a rush?

Ginger: I'M OUT OF EGGS!

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Shrimpo: I would fuck up a vampire with a brick.

Connie: But vampires can only be killed with-

Shrimpo: Don't care. Going to beat it to death with a fucking brick. I hate demons and I hate Satan and I hate all of his minions. They get the brick.

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Cosmo: It's not my fault, leave me alone!!!

Sprout: Yes, it is! You wanted the fucking matcha frappuccino you dingus!

Brightney: No! Remember, I wanted the matcha frappe! He wanted the double frappe!

Finn: All of you, cut the "bull-frappe", blame Boxten, and like keep running!

Boxten: I didn't mean to break it! I just sneezed, I swear!

Rodger: And I'm gonna finish breaking it over your goddamn heads. You don't come between a man and his coffee!

Shrimpo: I AM ALSO CONTRIBUTING!!!

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[Teagan and Glisten are seen, as sirens, while the mains are sailing on a boat]

Shelly: Wow...

Dandy: Careful, Toons! These here are sirens...They will conjure themselves into any lustful form in order to lure you into the water!

Astro: Why does that one look like me..?

[The siren that has shapeshifted into a siren version of Astro winks at Dandy]

Dandy: Oh! Uh...I don't know. That could....that could be for anyone, anyone here...And we don't have to judge! Let's just avert our eyes to uhm-

Dandy: Wait why is that one just a dinosaur?

Shelly, dashing to the side of the boat: LET ME GO TO HER!!!

Vee, holding Shelly back: NO!!!

Shelly: PLEASE!! LET ME GO TO HER CAPTAIN!!

Sprout, also holding Shelly back: NO!!!

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Poppy: Maybe Shrimpo tried to make an omlete again?

Sprout: Impossible. He still hasn't figured out how to get out of the pantry.

Shrimpo: *SCREAMING AND BANGING ON THE PANTRY DOOR*