let's make this beautiful

I bet this blog sucks a little more than your blog. "But remember the beginning of the story when I said I was the underdog? No? Me neither."

[cniehauses]

I’ve seen the seven wonders, if you give or take a few. But all them seven wonders, well, they can’t compare to you.

[letalestrange-deactivated201905]

“The dark side. The jedi. They’re real.”

[leepacey]

[ariml]

How does a bastard, orphan, son of a whore and a Scotsman, dropped in the middle of a Forgotten spot in the Caribbean by providence Impoverished, in squalor Grow up to be a hero and a scholar?

[marissaggold]

And then he’s off on a trip to Jamie-land.

[skygenders]

Cats and Tumblr

[garfieldesexmusic]

brains of the signs

Aries: remember that one SpongeBob episode where everything was burning in his brain? x100000000

Taurus: FUCK OFF HEART YOU'RE GETTING IN THE WAY OF-- *heart assumes rights as ruler of their human host* okay now you can go and make a creepy shrine for ur crush that we've both been wanting

Gemini: ???????meme????????

Cancer: human wtf don't make me come out there and personally slap u

Leo: every bad pickup line ever on repeat

Virgo: Oh and then later in that SpongeBob episode where he's just lifeless after everything is burnt

Libra: always a song there and they can't get it out it's like they randomly burst into son--OOOH I THINK THAT I FOUND MYSELF A CHEEERLEEEEAAADDDDERRRR

Scorpio: fuck :) everything :)

Sagittarius: conflict between BRAIN NO and BRAIN YESSS

Capricorn: *trying to evilly laugh but chokes and then proceeds to cough violently for all eternity*

Aquarius: tumblr's shitposts

Pisces: oh. It's midnight. Time to relive every memory I've been trying to push down for the last million years.

[greelin]

here’s a concept: me, riding your ceiling fan like a gargoyle. you, smacking me with a broom. both of us are yelling

[jesterlesbian]

His enemies destroyed his rep, America forgot him.

[fuckyahumor]

My version of flirting is looking at someone I find attractive multiple times and hoping they’re more brave than I am.

[buchananjames]

The dark side, the jedi, they’re real. (x)

[universal-invariants]

[soesdabronx]

What an asshole

[evanfleischer]

[garfieldesexmusic]

the signs as encouraging words from my father

Aries:

Taurus:

Gemini:

Cancer:

Leo:

Virgo:

Libra:

Scorpio:

Sagittarius:

Capricorn:

Aquarius:

Pisces:

[robotjedi]

[leonardslee]