Bernie 2K16

"Wake me up when I care" Ellen, 16

[theweirdwideweb]

New Bork Memes

[thugilly]

[pez-uzi-deactivated20160424]

Places where reality is a bit altered:

• any target • churches in texas • abandoned 7/11’s • your bedroom at 5 am • hospitals at midnight • warehouses that smell like dust • lighthouses with lights that don’t work anymore • empty parking lots • ponds and lakes in suburban neighborhoods • rooftops in the early morning • inside a dark cabinet

[solareveille]

playgrounds at night

rest stops on highways

deep in the mountains

[ghostfiish]

early in the morning wherever it’s just snowed

trails by the highway just out of earshot of traffic

schools during breaks

those little beaches right next to ferry docks

bowling alleys

[genesisdoes-moved]

unfamiliar mcdonalds on long roadtrips

your friends living room once everybody but you is asleep

laundromats at midnight

[coolpepcat-deactivated20190924]

what the fuck

[ringingofraevolution]

galeries in art museums that are empty except for you 

the lighting section of home depot

stairwells

[doomgeneration1995]

•hospital waiting rooms •airports from midnight to 7am • bathrooms in small concert venues

[midtownsparker]

I just got the weirdest feeling I swear

[dumbdotjpeg]

Oh riiiiiiiiiiight. The poison. The poison for Kuzco. The poison chosen specially to kill Kuzco. Kuzco’s poison… That poison?

[lauramercierbodyscrub]

being in a public restroom and hearing someone shitting really loud

[fstw-deactivated20141229]

being in a public restroom

[tango12212-deactivated20150821]

being in a public

[fstw-deactivated20141229]

being

[lauramercierbodyscrub]

people adding things 2 my posts

[fstw-deactivated20141229]

your posts

[lauramercierbodyscrub]

ur blog

[kmalakhn-blog-blog]

u

[lordwellingtonofficial]

IM LAUGHING SO HARD. I THREW MY PHONE SO I COULD BREATHE

[butchfatty-deactivated20210203]

you thinking that comment was necessary

[adamatronic-deactivated20170419]

thinking

[delusion-of-negation]

wen u zoom in

[c0ld-h4nds-deactivated20181105]

I love this post

[eee-in]

love

[c0ld-h4nds-deactivated20181105]

It just keeps getting better

[ilikechildren--fried-deactivate]

overused captions

[adamatronic-deactivated20170419]

Tumblr’s new layout

[this-is-cthulhu-privilege]

tumblr

[1nvisibl3]

the internet

[tomche]

this is the only long ass post i’m ever going to reblog

[tennboys]

[may]

[dilfweed]

I’ve never pushed reblog faster than I did just now in my entire life

[sarkhan-volkswagen-deactivated2]

When u see a titty

[plantfunerals]

oh so you like metal? name 3 blacksmiths

[combatboredom-deactivated201804]

Will, Jaden and Willow. 

[out-there-on-the-maroon]

This post has TWO puns I can’t handle this.

[unpretty]

thank god for the mythbusters though because it used to be that whenever i knew i had insomnia i’d just kind of accept it and stay up doing whatever until my morning classes and spend the day feeling like shit

but then they did an episode where they established that even just fucking laying there for a half hour, not even sleeping just laying there and not even for an hour, makes a significant difference and you’ll feel way better

it has made a huge difference in my life to know that it’s okay if i can’t fall asleep, it takes a lot of the pressure off and ironically helps me fall asleep better

[inkstainedchocolateeyes]

…i did not know this, thank you

[unpretty]

If anyone wants to look it up, the episode was specifically the Deadliest Catch crossover ep, and the myth was that it’s better/safer when working a 30 hour shift to take a 20 minute nap every six hours rather than try to power through. They did an obstacle course test, one without naps and one with, and even though they couldn’t even sleep half the time the naps resulted in their scores doubling.

So actually I undersold it, even if it’s 7:40 and your alarm goes off at 8 just lie down and shut your eyes and it will still be better than nothing

[inkstainedchocolateeyes]

bless you i wish i had known this in college, but oh well

[giraffepoliceforce]

Why not vote third party?

Listen I am all for political revolution and dismantling the two party system but I would rather attempt that on a year where using my vote for a third party might not result in the election of the antichrist.

[garlic-mashed-potato]

This is very important

[whizzzr-deactivated20201214]

Yessssss

[boykeats]

a poem for orlando 

[alienpapacy]

friendly reminder use your turn signal

[shakenawake-deactivated20161107]

hey I’m from tennessee i don’t understand this post?

[alienpapacy]

show this post to the horse you ride around on he’ll take it from there

[greatybuzz]

[peaches-gulag]

I love seeing dads portrayed as literally anything else other than a useless dumbass like on commercials. Dads are fucking awesome, get with it america.

[keeponshouting]

as a general rule, if you’re seriously asking yourself “but what if I’m faking?” then odds are you’re not faking.

[priestessamy]

I really really really really really needed this

[haimtheblog]

[blankspace17]

this is legendary

[liberalsarecool]

Almost 1,000.