i can't keep up with it

(the speed of the world without you in it)

[997]

[swiminjello]

ooo…. lady gagita

[hotvampireadjacent]

[softwaring]

lmfaooo

[sabellart]

Katara!!! :D

[luxlightly]

Today on "I'm an Adult and Get to Decide What That Means": Mad scientist light switches

[addamatic]

Today in that’s an excellent accessibility aid and I need the print file omg

[luxlightly]

Print file here: https://www.thingiverse.com/thing:649284

It’s got versions for several types of switches.

[mortimermcmirestinks]

WANT

[vriskakinnieaynrand]

[dotty-literati]

Alright, time to bust out this outfit for the summer.

[pokefae]

[unclefather]

he took a bath 3 times

[todaysbird]

his name is Organic Spinach

[pigcatapult]

the cleanest frog in Michigan

[todaysbird]

if i had some kind of deal as a kid where a frog was at the bottom of bags of spinach i would have easily eaten five times as much spinach

[branfraser]

Kate Winslet in TITANIC (1997) dir. James Cameron

[daughter-of-sapph0]

guys will try to school you on colors as if THEY were the gatherers

[mechagrrl]

What color is this?

[daughter-of-sapph0]

pussy

[mechagrrl]

[absurdistscribbler]

[8-bitfiction]

[2021]

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

its absurd that trio is four letters long and not three

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

are there no rules on this damned earth? are we just here to suffer?

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

there are rays of sunshine in this dark world

[flowerytale]

Florence Welch, interviewed by Steffanee Wang for Nylon Entertainment

[littlewitchbee]

Recovery ✨

I personally like the idea of them actually getting together after PD best. Lots of things to recover from both physically and emotionally. And that makes it a whole decade plus of pining 😈

[programmerhumour]

Anon visits webpages in 2022

[fullmetalfisting]

Fullmetal alchemist is so funny to me bc this fucking kid who dresses like the worst emo 2008 hot topic cringecore is literally the smartest person in the entire country. He MET GOD yet exudes annoying atheist “my katana can cut through the Bible” energy. Mustang (his fucking boss) is very plainly is covering for the fact that he committed an unforgivable crime and yet he hates mustang so much it’s on fucking sight. The only time he talks to his crush is when he gets his ass kicked so bad he has to trudge home with his tail between his legs all “winry my arm no workee you can’t ask me why”

[mirrorbird]

Edward Elric is the teenage boy of all time

[firewoodfigs]

Edward Elric was already shopping at Hot Topic and listening to MCR from a Walkman decorated with crystals gargoyles and skulls before it was cool

[greater-than-the-sword]

"Credit to the original artist" is not credit to the original artist

[greater-than-the-sword]

"Payment to the cashier", I say, as I haul a TV out the door of the Walmart