[bearie]

this video i found on pinterest kicks ass

[spiderywigglerodstuff]

What the fuck, thats dudes

[peaches-gulag]

[miamaimania]

UFO Photograph ~ Switzerland (1975) by Billy Meier ~ The flying saucer that would later hang in Fox Mulder’s office

[hjartasalt]

Made the worst brownies ever created just now

[hjartasalt]

Chat where did I go wrong

[nuka-rockit]

the reviews are in

[cookiethebirddoll]

it sucks that even todo lists get affected by the adhd 'absorption of stationary objects into their environment thus leading to effective invisibility' thing

[cookiethebirddoll]

yeah my to-do list is empty. what do you mean "what about those five items?" those are just part of the ui obviously

[brainrockets]

You have to keep moving it around, so you can surprise the ADHD from the bushes.

[peaches-gulag]

Is this why the daily 'take meds!' reminder on my phone basically doesn't even register in my brain anymore? Well fuck me then I guess.

[whichcouldmeanothing]

Brennan Lee Mulligan photographed by Andrew Max Levy

[takemetoyourdealerz]

[blackcawfee]

Don’t leave without me.

[peaches-gulag]

This is probably a luke-warm take, but I think Tumblr is making their ads so unhinged and ridiculous to make you want to buy ad-free or something

Every time I see that fucker with the fleshy cowboy hat I want to go feral

[pajamasecrets]

PLEASE JUST SHOW ME THE CASSEROLE RECIPE

[melrows]

For a split second my dumbass thought the Fukushima nuclear accident had fried the rice

[jayiray]

[garaks-padded-bra]

I hate when there's no toilet paper coming out the bottom of these gentlemen and you have to tickle its nutsack to de-piss yourself

[garaks-padded-bra]

what sicko blazed this

[wizardarchetypes]

started to type “ppl will call themselves monsterfuckers just bc they’re into pyramidhead 🙄” and i think maybe i should logout and use facebook for a few days to recalibrate my perspective on society at large

[el-smacko]

“monsterfucking is second nature to us tumblrites, so it’s easy for us to forget that the average person probably only wants to fuck Pyramidhead and one or two xenonorphs”

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

[twentybrokenipodclassics]

This is what the fuck it is about!

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

mustaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaard

[kratt09]

people who don't wear glasses are so weird like you just wake up and your eyes are pussy fresh??

[kratt09]

thats not the word I meant to use

[coldspicyy]

None of these words are in the bible.

[godmodebeginswithlesbians]

au contraire, mon ami

[transarsonist]

dont weird pussy, that's woke stale. penis absolute.

[saintjosie]

i’m sorry cock is in the bible?

[freeformtarsier]

Matthew 26:34 KJV

Jesus said unto him, Verily I say unto thee, That this night, before the cock crow, thou shalt deny me thrice.

[saintjosie]

huh i didn’t know edging was in the bible either

[virtualgirladvance]

Of course it is, they've been waiting over two thousand years for the second coming

[synder-sync]

[peaches-gulag]

my last post/reblog was 2022.

how y'all doin

[fairycosmos]

you actually don't have to go on dating apps to find girlfriends. many beautiful women are waiting for you on rocks out at sea

[doing-90mph-in-central-london]

ⓘ This user is a malicious entity made of seafoam.

[eccentricecologist]

Out of my way, bothersome footnote, I'm about to get it

[gentlekirk]

[taran-chan]

Some polaroids of miss Gillian Anderson made by me (2/2)

[myrinaart]

Modern days Eremika going to university