Lots Of Things

i won’t elaborate

[sleepdopesmoker]

ive devised a new spell that turns the haters into dickriders - its called time

[gayvampyr]

“i make bad art” good. make more

[maxkirin]

me, appreciating all the hard work that goes into creating video game environments:

[sandmandaddy69]

[poopskrillex]

Nice life bro but does it imitate art?

[astraldemise]

not a sexyman not a babygirl, but a secret third thing

some cunt

[personsonable-deactivated201908]

me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit

mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU

[miaislying]

Hey OP? What the FUCK does this mean?

[personsonable-deactivated201908]

decay exists as an extant form of life

[miaislying]

That’s a terrifying answer, have a nice day

[zonnesproetje]

literally have never seen anything more relatable

[granch]

dr. crusher off the shits

[dayrlbiggins]

you gotta be as gay as possible on the computer otherwise alan turing died for nothing

[concerningwolves]

sorry i was so weird but you invoked a topic i am incapable of being normal about

[probablyasocialecologist]

[ballisticducks]

By the way Hugh Grant (The villain from Paddington 2) is the reason it's playing, he asked a guy in the area he knows has large speakers to play it

[stormhornets]

[antimasculist]

as a girl whos a gross dude i looove men who are fancy ladies. we are best friends

[oh-its-suds]

I did not process a single bit of that ngl

[antimasculist]

nobody asked. sorry you dont understand me and my friends 3d chess genders

[hwhwgwhnwnwbwbwg-deactivated202]

“Do not fall in love with people like me. I will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like blood in your mouth. I will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible. And when I leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people.”

-Caitlyn Siehl

[purplehazeplaysoffasamsung]

Don’t assume you know me based on 8,000 confessional posts.

[leashedknight]

crumpling under the weight of two unanswered texts

[energyprison]

if youre "career driven" fucking grow up. im hanging out driven. im goofin off driven. im grabbin a bite driven