GIA Gemologist | world's biggest Weezer fan | call me Soapy | 28 | they/them | california | a leftist hippie & eco-socialist | gymrat | trans rights | you can spam my posts it's fine
Call me Soapy, I'm queer and I use they/them pronouns. I'm 28 and living in California. I've been on this hellsite since 2012, trudging through the mulch of SuperWhoLock and coming out singing. Reformed Chronically Online Funnyman. I started a meme a few years ago and I don't regret it.
I'm a GIA Graduate Gemologist and I love rocks and minerals. I'm a private gemstone dealer specializing in corundum. I looooove talking about gemstones and jewelry! #drooling is my tag for pieces I love with my commentary.
Apologies to anyone using a screenreader. This is an image-heavy blog, but I post a balance between textposts and images.
Updated: Mar 2026
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Things I post:
Humor and Hot Button Topics (untagged NSFW humor, playground humor, and stupid humor)
Pro-LGBT humor that's actually funny (including the words faggot, dyke, girlcock/boypussy; jokes about pronouns, trans-positive trans jokes, and safe, well-intended banter)
Unironic Uplifting and Positivity Posting (no meanies allowed & you are loved)
Emo and Pop Punk boy bands (WEEZER!!!!, FOB, MCR, etc.)
Sometimes Nostalgiacore (for no other reason than it sparks joy in me)
Rocks and Crystals (I have a sideblog for it but some posts end up here too. I am also a graduate of GIA so rocks are kinda my thing lol)
Some Pokemon and Minecraft humor but that's really it for specific video games (and Orange Box games)
Writing posts (not fics but posts about writing itself)
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Things I do not post:
TERF/SWERF/Anything otherizing fellow LGBT folk including Ace/Aro (trans women are women and trans men are men)
General negativity and hategroup anything
Things I do not find funny
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Things I tag:
I don't tag shit but I also don't post things that need tags. I am photosensitive and normal about things.
You can try to ask me to tag something but just because I posted it once doesn't mean I'll likely post it again
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Other socials:
⏯️My RateYourMusic Profile (kind of active sometimes)
my least favorite literary smut turn of phrase is when a guy is like “im gonna ruin this pussy” “im gonna wreck this pussy for anyone else” like stop.. thats not yours…!
I love indigenous place names in north america so much because, unlike most european place names that are named after some asshole who claimed it, or like, something in Christendom, our place names are meant to help people easily identify them with major landmarks and water features (most people would be arriving via lake or river). but then you look at the name of a place and it’s like “this is where I saw a lot of wolverines” or “the curved lake at the end of the bend up north” and it’s like. fuck yeah it sure is. and then you look at settler place names and you’re supposed to know the difference between two different St. Johns that are both in the maritimes and it’s like come the Fuck On man
we have to thank our brave soldiers in fandom who write gen fics. we have to thank our brave soldiers in fandom who write character studies and stories with no focus on romance or sex. we have to get on our knees and thank the brave soldiers in fandom who write about minor characters and friendship and family with no focus on romance or sex. i know it’s hard to care about characters in a world that seems to only revolve around ships but i see you. and i love you
keeping track of one random furry's online identity because of obsessing over the shit they were involved with as a teenager is pathetic behavior and i can't believe so many people do this, like, religiously
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