[mach622]

yandere this and tsundere that how about doing your laundere

[anacoluthas]

ur telling me a masc king taped this?

[mermen]

add another clove of garlic im not driving

[youngestdaughtersyndrome-deacti]

always follow the four g rule .... is it gaudy is it gauche is it grotesque is it godly

[ontologicalevil]

this tweet is incredibly powerful. It shifted something in me

[amygdalae]

[thereforealiar]

much like the minotaur I am a creature in some sort of situation

[sicko-fancy-deactivated20260410]

[mayothompson]

its because you always on that damn mortar and pestle

[vergak]

[crazy-brazilian]

[memorycycle]

so what youre gonna wanna do is crush the garlic and ginger instead of just slicing it ok, it releases more of those good flavors. yoshi is going to eat me and turn me into an egg now, i love you. remember everything i taught you

[faery-wizard]

Gordon Ramsay drops the orb of transfiguration: Oh and what is- oh fuck. oh im so- im so sorry. oh it seems ive turned into a little ghoulie. oh fuck me. a little beastie most foul. unbelieveable

[zagreus]

[bloodenjoyer]

What if his name was happys mikkelsen

[sableleatherywingsopeninthe711]

having a normal one applying for jobs rn

[rarebritney]

at the grocery store i bought 2 limes and a lemon and the checker said to me "two limes and a lemon... Anything could happen"

[imeverywoman420]