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@garlicbredgremlin
When you accidentally picked up a cursed sword, hearing it speak you expected the worst; demands of bloodshed, violence.. you didn’t expect that it would consider itself equally cursed to be attached to you.
I’m writing this as the sword :)
Ugh, another person to be attached to. I’m tired of this. Hero after hero after hero I’m used to kill. What if I don’t want to kill? What if I just go dull and not cut. I might do that.
the most attractive traits you can give a fictional man:
good with kids
good cook
fat
Bowser
Oh, you said Cook
Bowser probably KILLS it on the grill though
Bowser would KILL it making a steak like Gordon Ramsay could never
yeah, people do lie on the internet, however i am so passionate about things that if i lie it will feel like i committed an autistic sin
if i just accidentally say something wrong i panic tbh catch me putting "to my knowledge" and "from what i remember" disclaimers on everything to account for human error
From what I remember, 1 + 1 = 2. I think. Not an expert though, feel free to fact check me! This is just an educated guess.
TW:b0mbinf refrences
I will go on like a 30 minute rant on the Erie pa pizza b0mber and I’ll go all around saying things about Marjorie Deihl-Armstrong’s life and jump to all of her husbands and I’ll go on and have to remind myself this isn’t related
It has been brought to my attention that I am way too fruity for this world of vegetables
just a respectful rant
I am reaching out to you about how unfair the judging between first and second place in the three competitions that (my fav) high school marching band and ( bitches) high school marching band have had. With an average score space between the two being 3.34, I find it difficult seeing how that could happen. The three competitions difference in judging for (my fav) and (bitches) were as following; 73.7 versus 69.98 with a difference of 3.72, 80.7 versus 77.05 with a difference of 3.65, and in championship with (bitches) having a 82.625 versus (my fav) with a 79.975 with a difference of 2.65. Throughout all three competitions there is a total difference of 10.02. I know there is no chance of changing the scores but if you could reach out to me as to how that could happen please do.
Hey eyeone! I want to know what your favorite songs are, if you see this post you are CONTRACTUALLY OBLIGATED to reblog with at least 1 song you have listened to and enjoyed but if you have more you'd like to share then go ahead! Also tag your friends!
I'll start, I'm going to list 5 of my favorite songs
Dr Sunshine Is Dead by Will Wood
134340 Pluto by Cojum Dip
Vulture by Bear ghost
Dear John by I monster
And finally: playing places: Oceans by Cosmo Sheldrake
Here's the people I want to tag
@f4y3w00d5 @ashen-the-tiefling @terrencetheshark14 @underpaid-guard @blacktipreefsharkwizard @the-gnomish-bastard @thatgayforkcrow @lixorloveslicorice @yourlocalbreadenthusiast @agentldiddy @aileaxthevoidien @slutty-wizard-council @monsterfucker-research-wizard and anyone else who wants to play!!!
AAAAAAAAHH, ok
My Play by AJR
It’s All Futile, It’s All Pointless by Lovejoy
Don’t Blame Me by James Marriott
Uncanny long arms by underscores
Hey Boss by Hi, I’m Chris
@chantelles-stuff @howleen-wolf @thetiredyuk @a-radio-d3mon @ay3sh4
@aubreycards
Sorry if I tagged anyone who didn’t want to be tagged :]
hey thanks for the tag!
Also Don't Blame me by James Marriott
Kitchen Fork by Jack Conte
Daddy Issues by the Neighborhood
Animal I have Become by Three Days Grace
and last but not least
Hot Tea by Half Alive!!!
SENDING OBLIGATIONS!!!!
@thinkingaboutctommy @salineroses @wiblursaystuff @gay-mooshrooms @soft-boy-bur @colleenispunk @spookyfraudfrogs
@thetiredyuk
orjfudhfiehf
lacrimosa
la campanella
say it by yorushika
how to eat life by eve
doin time by lana del rey
microwave popcorn by bo burnham
@dumbartist101 @melted-pumpkinperson <- omg seasonal!!!! @paldeanspooker @sunshinetrinket :D!!!! just one song or however many you want!!! 💛💛💛
open tag for anyone to join too o/
AAAAAAAAAAAA OK
normal people things by lovejoy
March of the toredors
my songs know what you did in the dark fob
whatever the harbor creek high school marching band plays in sideshow
hells comin with me poor man’s poison
In America waffle house workers are revered as some sort of warrior priest class
What the fuck goes down in Waffle House
I live in the northeast but from what I’ve heard they’re basically just un governable police (Like Dennys up here)
lake erie is like what if lake ontario was worse. if lake erie is so great then why can I see across to the other side even on cloudy days. lake ontario would never be so plain
Yea but your lake have a specific spot called misery bay where they STILL find bodies from ~1800s and have a collection of boat prices from the war of 1812? HMM
I’ve had a headache since three yesterday and now I have hiccups and it’s worse
MENTION OF SUICIDE
im listening to i hear a symphony by cody fry (highly suggest it) and im crying bc i just had sh thoughts and it mae me realize i need to learn self love
Soldiers, Poets, Kings
you say kings? i only see GOD
*still has the look of how the fuck is there a tarantula in Finland*
a list of my H!Tommy's wifes accomplishments:
smut writer, hitwoman, mother (adopted), navy SEAL captain, social worker, owner of a purple heart, bronze cross, a (accomplished) singer, siren, goddess of nature and life, loyal customer to the ice cream shop dennys, and the 5 foot daughter of two gay gods.
RATING: NOT CUTE
this girl does NOT want to work. she wants to go back to bed because she is sososososo tiredd. she wants no responsibilities either please.
*non bianary
You have to eat oysters
my girlfriend at a school dance: :)
me sitting at home waiting for her to be done at the dance because I wanted to go but my mom wont let me :(
pop see ko
did anyone else in their teens (like i am now) remember pop see ko from go noodle?I've seen all over tiktok that they're dating and I just remembered pop see ko
hey, can my cat stay on your blog for a little while?
i'm going out of town for the night and could use someone to watch her
