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kec vs ing, del playoffs 2025 - semifinals game 6, 14.04.2025

#probably the most fun I’ve ever had a hockey game #gregor macleod #mo müller

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#ottawa away blank #oilers home mcdavid (custom)#florida RR2.0 blank #ASG 2024 red blank #san jose home blank (90s; CCM)

charl0ttan

long distance friends pets feel like celebrities because you can only be parasocial with them

#local legends sugarspicy

takofukkatsumi

Reblog this and tell me what was your biggest crying over a piece of fiction. You can be vague if you don't want to spoil.

#filip inaros in the last episode of the expanse. probably still dehydrated from that one #also big snotty half hour SOBBING from EEAAO but not because I liked it or thought it was good lol #it just hurt to see a chinese mom attempting to like her child. this doesn’t happen #I won’t be watching that ever again

etheltempest

they are trying to cancel hank green for saying what ALL hockey fans have been thinking

#I have my own thoughts on this but the person in the tags who says rimming the puck around the boards doesn’t count as using the walls #is delusional and petty and spoils an otherwise nice explanation of football dynamics with a wholly unexpected ‘pls like my sport’ moment #that I’d never expect to see outside of hockey #anyway. this wc has been an emotional journey of discovery for me and I shan’t come out of it a football fan but at least an Understander

mad at r/hockey redditors presuming to know shit about the european sport model again

#back to my default settings

peachfromcmbyn

People on Tumblr love sharing information about themselves no matter how asinine it is. And I'm the same way. Everybody tell me what the last thing you drank was.

#I FOUND A&W ROOT BEER AT REWE #AND I PAID THROUGH THE NOSE FOR IT #AND DRANK IT AS SOON AS I GOT HOME :)#it was so good.

pixietape

hockey mutuals, what would your number be if you played professionally?

pixietape

and why

#75 because I love numbers divisible by 5 #and 7 is present in the numbers of many athletes dear to me both professionally and My Friends And Loved Ones :)#it’s already the number on my beer league sweaters

shamebats

The (European) sun is a deadly laser, stay safe everyone

unfuckablebogtroll

☝️🤓 it’s because the further you move toward the earth’s poles, the lower the angle of the sun is at the hottest parts of the day, meaning the radiation hits your whole body, causing it to feel 10-20 degrees warmer than the thermometer reading will tell you. People from tropical climes, aka close to the equator, are used to the sun’s radiation hitting a much smaller target- their head and shoulders.

Also the further you move toward the poles the more pronounced the difference between the length of day and night is. Worst part of a far-north (or south) heatwave is it doesn’t get dark long enough for meaningful cooling.

It’s not the heat. It very literally is the sun.

#yes I loved trying to air out a 36° apartment into 27° midnight air in the 4h of nighttime we got every day last week #:(

elgreytea

What are you reading rn, why are you reading it, and what format are you reading it in (physical book, ereader, on your phone etc)

#walden by thoreau #because it intimidates me #I’m being snobmogged left right and centre these days and enough is enough. my turn to read an annoying old book everyone knows the name of #reading it on ereader because I just loaded a dozen books onto it <3

eliteprospect

watching live real time german reactions is ethnography in the context of the canadian reactions to the olympic hockey

eliteprospect

canadian reactions to the olympic hockey gold medal game: fuuuuuuuck that’s so sad :( sidney crosy </3

german reactions last night: We Deserved To Lose. We Were Always Doomed. Anyone Who Hoped For Anything Knows Zero Ball In This Season Of National Humiliation. Our Attackers Are Uncreative And Poorly Aligned. Our Goalkeeper Is Geriatric. Our Coach Is An Imbecile. The Selection Of Our Roster Was Conducted With Less Intelligence Than Is Contained In A Goldfish Bowl And Many Of You Had Hubristic Expectations After Curaçao But We All Should Have Known We Are Wholly Unfit To Make Sport. Our Away Kit Was Mid

#at least in the room I was in.