a little bit of everything

parker/24/oregon she/her

[ellakas]

reblog to thank ur mutuals for providing enrichment to ur enclosure

[estrogenesis-evangelion]

average cis conception of gender is roughly equivalent to "every single liquid is either type O+ blood or cold-pressed peanut oil." and you're like "are there not perhaps a handful of exceptions" & they get so mad they start funding nazi militias

[estrogenesis-evangelion]

you try to start soft with "well there are other blood types. and other methods for expressing oil from peanuts" and they shriek NOOOO YOURE EMASCULATING MY DEAD DAD WHO I HATED

[estrogenesis-evangelion]

you try "actually there's also milk, and seawater, and room-temperature elemental mercury" and they accuse you of taking a day off your regularly scheduled child rapes to lie specifically to them

[estrogenesis-evangelion]

BUT IF PEANUT OIL ISNT REAL THEN HOW AM I CURRENTLY SMOTHERING MYSELF IN IT i didn't say it wasn't real i said there were other liquids YOURE SO OWNED BY MY OILINESS ok

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

also every single one of these old posts only looks cooler with the "this content has been removed" profile pic. many such cases

[1alchemistart]

💪more loz and particularly totk stuff from this year!

[that-vexaholic-cryptid]

this is the vibe I have as a newbie

[blueskittlesart]

keep getting asked abt post-totk zelink so. heres some :)

[chiyotae]

when will we stop pretending?

[viria]

falling for the princess / chasing frogs 

[viria]

Zelda might not need a personal knight, but she might do well with a personal knight with a passion for cooking:“D

[viria]

scratch

[viria]

their never-ending dance of pining over each other☺️🤭

[robbinggoodfellows]

Textposts bc I’m bored

[anarchopuppy]

its been p common knowledge for decades that light pollution can be massively reduced by just putting shades on streetlamps, and that doing that would save energy, help wildlife, and let us see the stars better, but are society says if u wanna change any minor little tiny thing u gotta dedicate ur whole life to campaigning for it and this is a good ways down the list of priorities for most ppl, so instead i gotta walk past newly-installed streetlamps that are just dumb glass globes that use half their electricity to blast half their light directly into the sky where it does only bad things for no reason and think "we should overthrow the government"

[blueskittlesart]

Open your eyes...

[shellshooked]

in another life you would have been more than just a dream

[luftballons99]

there was only one bed

[coffebits]

Zelda x Princess Bride AU ✨ (part 4?)

[regging]

everyone talks about one-hit wonders, but no one seems to think about two-hit wonders. neon trees released “everybody talks” and “animals” and then fucked off forever. LMFAO released “party rock” and “sexy and i know it” and then apologized and left the radio. many such cases, all of which are deeply fascinating to me