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+Garrett Hodges; You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take

[garrett-hodges]

Cow tipping?

[jessicaskylar-deactivated201311]

I want to do farm things, maybe I’ll try it. I don’t think I’m brave enough. Hey! Don’t compare me to a cow.

[garrett-hodges]

Play Hay-Day. Of course you are. I am not comparing you to a cow.

[garrett-hodges]

Cow tipping?

[jessicaskylar-deactivated201311]

I know. Maybe I’ll give it a try. I’m not saying they’re not awesome, I’m just saying… well, they’re huge and so serious. I hope they don’t stomp me.

[garrett-hodges]

You have to...You're small, but not that small.

[garrett-hodges]

Cow tipping?

[benjnorth-deactivated20131031]

Fuck yeah, man. Count me in.

[garrett-hodges]

Well you're excited.

[garrett-hodges]

Cow tipping?

[jessicaskylar-deactivated201311]

Yes, please. Cows are so scary though.

[garrett-hodges]

We have great opportunities to tip cows here...What? Cows are awesome.

[garrett-hodges]

Cow tipping?

[ughefron-deactivated20240725]

[jessicaskylar-deactivated201311]

Oh. Jesus, we’re definitely not on the same page today.

[garrett-hodges]

I'm kinda lost.

[jessicaskylar-deactivated201311]

Hold up. You want me to sass you out? Why?

[garrett-hodges]

No, I mean you were sassing it out?..though it would be kinda funny. 

[jessicaskylar-deactivated201311]

I was kind of an anxious bitch. Now I only act that way if you do it first to me.

[garrett-hodges]

Sass it out.

[jessicaskylar-deactivated201311]

Oh, no no. Don’t get me wrong, I like being nice. I just think I’ve changed so much, it gets overwhelming.

[garrett-hodges]

Changed from what?

[jessicaskylar-deactivated201311]

Apparently I’m nice now.

[garrett-hodges]

You're not okay with that? I can change it to something else?

[jessicaskylar-deactivated201311]

At last, you admit you’re arrogant. Well, thank you. Am I worth that much?

[garrett-hodges]

Whatever. Yeah, I guess, or just because you're nice. Being nice has it's benefits.

[jessicaskylar-deactivated201311]

No, I don’t. What does it lead to?

[garrett-hodges]

So called arrogance. You know I'm actually trying to keep it down, just for you.

[jessicaskylar-deactivated201311]

Politicians do. See, that’s how you’d be better than him. You’d be proactive!

[garrett-hodges]

You really shouldn't flatter me like that. You know what it leads to.

[jessicaskylar-deactivated201311]

When it comes down to it, if there’s money involved, Mr. President won’t say no to a war. I love him, but yeah. Money comes first. You’d be great at it. Look at your charisma.

[garrett-hodges]

Politics sucks though, to be honest. Yeah it's all about money. No, I'm not good at doing nothing. He just sits at his table and makes everyone else do things for him. I'm sure.

[jessicaskylar-deactivated201311]

I don’t think Obama deserved that Nobel Prize. Maybe there was just nobody better at the time?

[garrett-hodges]

Probably. I'm glad I'm not the president though. 

[jessicaskylar-deactivated201311]

Okay, Obama. I’ll see what I can do for you.

[garrett-hodges]

Maybe that's a tiny bit of an overstatement, but okay. Sounds great.