heartbreak feels so good

I'm 27 and I'm kinda sad ✌️🌟

[freakoutgirl]

the internet seems like a distant dream

[freakoutgirl]

whatever we are on rn is not the internet. It's ads

[scleroticstatue]

Yes, that is my circus, and, yes, those are my monkeys, but I am not on shift yet.

[seraphvirtual]

nostalgia is funny

[crazyonmain-deactivated20230929]

i want and i want and i ache and i crave and i want and i want and i

[exitwound]

Kitten ill be honest daddy is not interested in pursuing a career in the field in which he is getting his degree

[kosmogrl]

[sweatermuppet]

being in yr 20s is abt experiencing the worst thing you can imagine & then having to go to the grocery store

[garyados]

Kinda hate that I still think about it and feel yearning despite being intellectually over it and, like, idk. Simultaneously relieved that things ended up this way and disappointed that they didn't end up differently.

[braindamaged007-deactivated2024]

[dykals]

can’t believe shinji got beat out by a honest to god squid

[finder-plus]

Fastfood workers carry more weight in society than any giant robot.

[visenyaism]

one fun thing about being a teacher in march 2023 is that chess is a literal epidemic among teens. we are starting to have meetings about how we can STOP teenagers from playing too much chess which is like if we were trying to figure out how to stop them from reading for fun. When i was in high school five years ago chess was nerd shit only but now it is transcending every social and language barrier and is absolutely rampant. kids aren’t on their phone texting in class anymore it’s ONLY chess.com. kids are playing chess on their phones while playing chess in real life. this is still better than tiktok because at least the kids are developing an attention span from this

[visenyaism]

the worst part of this is that they’re on chess dot com instead of getting an education. but the BEST part of this is watching high schoolers develop the weirdest goddamn strategies I’ve ever seen. One of my students invented something he calls the “evil advisor gambit” where he gets a third person to give out constant terrible advice to both teams hoping that his opponent falls for it straight-up or that his opponent thinks HE fell for it and will act accordingly thus worsening their own strategy. he has won every game he has been able to pull off a coordinated evil advisor gambit in. this is chess innovation never before seen in its 700 years on earth

[swagpaws]

when u exit hyperfocus mode and ur immediately hit with every status effect ever

[verthanthi]

Oh fuck I gotta pee. Wait wait, I can’t stand up I’m gonna fall over. Shit I haven’t eaten in like 23 hours. Damn I’m thirsty, maybe I should— fuck why am I nauseous? Oh, I didn’t eat, right. It’s WHAT time? 3AM? Do I even have time to eat? Shit, I forgot to take my meds earlier. Or did I? Damnit. Why is my head pounding, oh, right, haven’t eaten and I’m dehydrated… fuck I still gotta pee

[maestrosmassacre-deactivated202]

[a-real-human-person-not-fake]

*minimizes word document and stands up* My body:

[electricpurrs]

[animations-daily]

Kiki’s Delivery Service (1989) • dir. Hayao Miyazaki

[anxietyproblem]

[saintdollyparton]

It’s like Natasha Bedingfield said… release your inner bitches or whatever.

[star-anise]

I just saw a post debating whether in a modern AU, Geralt of Rivia would use swords or a gun to hunt monsters

Excuse me

Modern Geralt of Rivia uses live traps, sedatives, and radio collars

Modern Geralt of Rivia breaks into the veterinary clinic of someone he went to grad school with and falls asleep in the laundry area. The staff find him when they come in in the morning.

When modern Geralt of Rivia’s grant funding ran out he started guiding drug traffickers through the wilderness to pay for his conservation work.

[kawuli]

Modern Geralt of Rivia installs beehives around human settlements because bees are annoying even to monsters

Modern Geralt of Rivia gets really pissed off when visitors to the Conjunction Reserve leave food in their cars because then the Fiends learn to break in and end up becoming aggressive and having to be put down

Modern Geralt of Rivia adopts stray puppies and trains them to track poachers

Modern Geralt of Rivia is the only one who can convince the rock trolls to get out of the road and let people pass

[star-anise]

Yes, he finds Jaskier annoying, but who else is going to write funding proposals and grant applications? Geralt?

[findingfeather]

Nah nah Jaskier does the podcast and vidcast that brings in money and publicity and awareness.

[ruffboi-mags]

Yen doesn't want to have anything to do with the actual creatures nor Jaskier's little hobbies, but she writes a mean funding proposal.

[thequeeninyellowlace]

This is the only modern Witcher AU I want to read!!