I am the Patron Saint of Lost Causes

call me eye \\ thirty-something \\ nb bi woman (she/they) \\ tumblr veteran (2009) \\ into first language education and maker education \\ too many hobbies to count but mainly dungeons & dragons

[fhauly]

repeat after me: i am a sexy bitch and no one ruins my 2014

[heirtocragflame]

I am a sexy bitch and no one ruins my 2014

[lakevida]

gonna go take a shower does anyone need anything

[venceslaugama]

[randomitemdrop]

Item: pipe that blows bubbles in geometric shapes

[dumpstoievski]

the hero's journey themed blowjob

[thepatronsaintoflostcauses]

[dogpuppy]

[william-s-churros]

i think i saw a movie like this once

[maidslime]

Ok I needed to know the story and

Guy makes a really stupid decision and gets in a car accident -> no real damage from accident but insurance goes up -> starts beating himself up over his stupid decision -> gets depressed -> starts to realize he's single and had crash been worse he'd die alone -> realizes he's never had a relationship or even a crush and starts wondering what he'd want out of a relationship -> starts to realize he doesn't really like girls so he thinks he must be gay -> realizes he likes girls and boys about the same amount, so he must be bi -> later realizes that "same amount" is none at all -> he's ace

[3ofusjust3]

kill kill kill maim stab shoot punch kill kill kill kill bite tear rip destroy destroy destroy kill kill crush hit smash kill kill kill kill kill kill kill maim stab shoot punch kill kill kill kill bite tear rip destroy destroy destroy crush hit smash kill kill kill kill maim stab shoot punch kill kill kill kill bite tear rip destroy kill kill destroy destroy crush hit smash kill kill kill kill hit smash kill bite tear rip destroy kill kill kill maim stab shoot punch kill kill kill maim stab kill kill kill maim stab shoot punch kill kill kill kill bite tear rip destroy destroy destroy kill kill crush hit smash kill kill kill kill kill kill kill maim stab shoot punch kill kill kill kill bite tear rip destroy destroy destroy crush hit smash kill kill kill kill maim stab shoot punch kill kill kill kill bite tear rip destroy kill kill destroy destroy crush hit smash kill kill kill kill hit smash kill bite tear rip destroy kill kill kill maim stab shoot punch kill kill kill maim stab kill kill kill maim stab shoot punch kill kill kill kill bite tear rip destroy destroy destroy kill kill crush hit smash kill kill kill kill kill kill kill maim stab shoot punch kill kill kill kill bite tear rip destroy destroy destroy crush hit smash kill kill kill kill maim stab shoot punch kill kill kill kill bite tear rip destroy kill kill destroy destroy crush hit smash kill kill kill kill hit smash kill bite tear rip destroy kill kill kill maim stab shoot punch kill kill kill maim stab

[joeyclaire]

[molabuddy]

group of little girls who come together for playdates where they enact incredibly disturbing & elaborate narratives with their barbie dolls

[leathered-wayfarer]

the little girl that kept breaking all the barbie dolls so she can’t come over anymore

[slowthypiglordblr]

The goth little girl’s older (and gother) sister and her posse performing satanic rituals in the attic to get revenge on all the popular kids at school.

[molabuddy]

REAL AS HELL ❗❗❗

[pokemonheritageposts]

Pokemon Heritage Post

[clestroying]

i dont get how you cant believe in evolution, there is literal evidence behind it

[problemactic]

the evidence is literally right here

[pokemonheritageposts]

Pokemon Heritage Post

[drchucktingle]

YOULL NEVER TAKE MY EM DASH

[probablyasocialecologist]

Study finds nearly every pre-2010 video game is unavailable

Games from older consoles are being made less and less available to the point so much of the industry's history could easily vanish without

[gay-jesus-probably]

Vimm's Lair: Preserving the Classics

Preserving classic videogames from consoles past.

I'm just gonna slide this on in here for anyone that is interested in preserving old games. They take it very seriously too, they want an archive of every single game. Like, they have lists of every game ever released for a system, and once that system gets old enough, they add it to their archive and start collecting. Their latest addition was the Xbox 360, they opened that vault up in September 2022, and proudly announced they'd finished their collection of games for it back in April.

Also, while their game archives are almost entirely complete, they've got another project of archiving the manuals that came with those games, and that is... considerably less well filled out. Their collection of Xbox 360 manuals is especially rough, they've only gotten manuals for three games. So if you've got some Xbox 360 games kicking around, and the manual's still with them, please consider scanning them and submitting them to the site!

Game preservation is important, but people rarely consider preserving the manuals as well; I really respect Vimm's Lair for being so thorough in their archival work.

[anachronic-cobra]

I've been using Vimm's Lair for years, I have yet to see a single bad link or virus on the entire site. It's arguably the safest and most comprehensive archive of video games in existence. Preserved history

[pngblog]

[rustandruin]

the ghost of one specific homosexual cowboy regularly possesses Tumblr gays

[ghostbees]

Shoscombe Old Place

Even though it is the last in a series of six, there’s nothing to indicate that “Shoscombe Old Place” was supposed to be the final Holmes tale. Perhaps Watson, now probably in his mid 70s, felt rather daunted by the “mass of material” he still had at his disposal, and it is just as well that he decided to finally retire from his biographical duties to enjoy what, we hope, was a well-deserved rest after a successful forty-year-long writing career.

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[whunt]

bro LMFAOOOO

[emmaubler]

[horsefigureoftheday]

Nova's tips for beating the heatwave:

1. Check that you have good access to shade trees, a shelter custom made to fit you and all your friends, and plenty of good airflow

2. Find the hottest, sunniest, and least windy part of you pasture and lay down

3. Make sure you look as much as possible like you have died of heatstroke

4. Get your friends in on it

[prince-of-goths]

A horse's biggest purpose in life is to make you think they died

[emotargaryen]

one of the tweets of all time to me

[1794]

mustard snob canon