my “blog”

[maxxie-or-smth]

you've met me at a very "yeah i'm trying to work on that" time in my life

[gayteensupreme]

arts degrees r so funny because you go in class and theyre like What Is A Poem? we dont know for sure... and then moral of the story is we don't know what a poem is. and then the worst part of it is that theyre right

[teathattast]

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

i have a false tooth filled with a placebo in case i'm ever captured and need to be a control subject

[completelyandutterlydevoted]

i'm here for you if you ever need a shoulder to bite on

[moldavite]

some intimacy and access to a skeleton army would go like crazy right now

[thoughtcascades]

me after 5 minutes of socializing: i’ve earned 3 days of silence

[dragongirlsnout]

The spirit is weak the flesh is weak and me also I feel not so willing

[metamorphesque]

there is a moment between jumping from the frying pan into the fire that feels a lot like liberation

[memorycycle]

dont worry everyone i will save us all at some point

[hurglewurm]

sea turtle :)

[brucespringsteencomments]

[unalivejournal]

Nobody knows if writing a story is possible

[bgm05]

The animal is gay for being alive

[37q]

when i was a kid i would get a sick thrill from learning someones middle name now i dont feel anything at all ever and im no good for nobody

[micromontage]

Wait I just discovered an ancient truth. Come over

[9e978e]

[dogwoodbite]

[ID: the legendary sword Andúril stabbed clean through the screen and keyboard of a MacBook on the floor /End ID]