"Why can't you just swoon over your own weapon? Aren't you happy with it?"
"Are you.... robbing me?"
"Oh my god, you really exploded."
"I'm queen of the castle!"
"I still don't think that's what a sloth sounds like."
"For it is in passing that we achieve immortality."
"But why would I need friends if I have you?"
"There's no such thing as negative friends."
"Aren't you the guy who threw up?"
"I don't think sloths make a lot of noise."
"Do not hesitate to destroy everything in your path..."
"You're about to see a whole different side of me today."
"Can you imitate a sloth?"
"You're going on world-saving missions without us?!"
"Oh god, it's happening again!"
"I'm hurt! Sad! Maybe a little hungry. That last one's not your fault..."
"I'm not trying to show off. I want you to know I can do this!"
"You called me friend! Am I really your friend?"
"I don't have a lot of friends; but if I did, I'd want them to talk to me about things."
"That's why we're here! To make it better!"
"Great, the gang's all here. Now we can all die together!"
"Most people are born, but I was made."
"I don't need people to help me grow up. I drink milk."
"I think we can all say it's been an eventful evening."
"I wouldn't exactly call it a 'little' operation."
"You are not the brightest banana in the bunch, are ya kid?"
"Or we could ditch the beds... and replace them with bunk beds!"
"She's a hazard to my health!"
"You know, we really gotta stop meeting like this. People are gonna talk..."
"It's just that, you seem a little... NOT okay."
"YES! I love it when you're feisty!"
"Whoa, you can control poles..."
"I'm not the biggest fan of local law enforcement."
"You just destroyed my favorite clothing store. Prepare to die."
"It is precisely this kind of ignorance that breeds violence!"
"Hey, we've got a plan! That's... moderately serious."
"Who's ready to fight for their lives?"
"Well the name's _______ Short, sweet, rolls off the tongue, ladies love it."
"Why must your answer to everything involve a triumphant display of military bravado!?"
"Learning is SO MUCH fun."
"This is the part where you lose."
"Spare us the thought of you procreating."
"Justice will be swift! Justice will be painful! It will be DELICIOUS!"
"Oooh, look at me! My name's ______! I know facts! I'm rich!"
"You can't even stop me!"
"Let me try! You can trust me!"
"You think just because you've got nuts and bolts instead of squishy guts makes you any less real than me?"
"Okay, yeah, when you say it out loud, it sounds worse."
"Don't worry. Things will be better tomorrow."
"What are you doing?! Do you have any idea of the damage you could have caused?!"
"You were worth every cent, truly you were."
"Weren't you in a cult or something?"
"You really want to start making things up to me?"
"By no means does this make us friends."
"I can always be a farmer or something."
"You hardly look the part."
"Do you always break the law without giving a second thought?"
"I will seriously pay you to shut up."
"This is turning out just like the divorce!"
"I can see why your father would want to protect such a delicate flower!"
"Always sunshine and rainbows with you."
"Now, I'll be the first to admit, humans... are the worst."
"You can't sleep, you hardly eat, and to be honest, your grades have been suffering."
"If you don't get a date to the dance, I'll wear a dress."
"If I don't get doilies, you don't get fog machines."
"I see you're hiding at the punch bowl as well."
"Hey man, do you have a wireless password?"
"You may be fast, but you still excel at wasting time!"
"All you've been so far is a nuisance!"
"The innocent never run."
"I hate this game of emotions we play."
"I have a legacy of honor to uphold."
