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bbc sherlock: ~i'm not a psychopath, i'm a high-functioning sociopath, do your research~

cbs elementary sherlock: ...and ours is an era of distraction, it's a... a punishing drumbeat of constant input. this, this cacophony which follows us into our homes and into our beds and seeps into our... into our souls, for want of a better word. for a long time uh, there was only one poultice for my raw nerve endings, and that was, uh.... copious drug use. so in my less productive moments, i'm given to wonder... if i'd just been born when it was a little quieter out there, would i have even become an addict in the first place? might i have been more focused? a more fully realized person?

moonclairvoyant

What's the main ingredient for guacamole?

lets-close-the-loop

bogleech

I’m by far not the only person reposting this but it’s uncanny how well this algorithm figured out what we find funny now. It’s only been 9 hours and this seems to be the definitive new meme of 2022.

luntfontanne

brb sending this to my entire history of science department

junewild

thatguythatlikesmgsstayswinning

I literally cannot comprehend this

reallyreallyreallytrying

medusa, trying to turn you to stone, but you accidentally called her “melissa” when you first walked in and now you’re too embarrassed to look at her. “it’s alright” she keeps saying “i get it all the time” but you still won’t look. u don’t even remember the stone thing until later

chemsexholmes

say what you will about the British they went off with fish and chips.

chemsexholmes

Never mind fuck the British up the arse!! shoutout to 19th century Jewish immigrants....

soymilkers-deactivated20211228

met a trans woman named bunny outside of the queer health center today she was wearing a full gothic lolita dress with a matching bonnet and lace mask and had a honda cr-v with a DETHRONE AND ATTACK GOD bumper sticker and a trans flag with AK silhouette and it said THESE COLORS DON'T RUN i love trans women so much

karvinacorp-deactivated20220224

IT LOOKED LIKE THIS

stinkyhat-deactivated20231213

i just found out these guys were the villains in pokemon sword and shield. i thought they were side characters because no one ever drew fan art of them. because theyre so ugly. if they were like. comedy relief the designs would be fine, but because theyre villains, its some of the worst character design gamefreak has ever done.