gas station goblin

goblin at the back of a gas station parking lot hyped up on monster and ready to fight jesus himself

[gasstationgoblin]

i’m kinda high right now and i had a monster energy and i can feel the world on its axis

[gasstationgoblin]

I JUST HAD 6 SHOTS OF ESPRESSO AND I AM HYPED-

[humblebumble]

[gasstationgoblin]

oh to be a swamp goblin in the mud in the middle of summer

[childofthecrowmoon]

Summer solstice honey cakes ☀️🌻

Happy summer solstice! Here’s a recipe to honour the day:

(Makes about 30 cupcakes or 2 big cakes)

Ingredients:

Cake:

450g plain flour

225g butter

4 tbsp honey

150g sugar

1 tsp baking powder

1 tsp cinnamon

1 tsp salt

4 eggs

250 ml milk

1 tsp vanilla extract

Icing:

150g icing sugar

20 ml water

1 tsp cinnamon

As much honey as you want

Lavender (optional)

1. Lay out cake cases or grease your tray if you are making one big cake and preheat your oven to 180C/350F

2. Mix the flour, sugar, baking powder, cinnamon and salt together

3. Add the eggs, honey, butter, milk and vanilla extract and mix until smooth

4. Put the mixture into whatever you are baking it in

5. Bake for 20mins (cupcakes) or 40mins (big cake)

6. Whilst cakes are baking prepare your icing. Mix together the icing sugar, water, cinnamon and honey until smooth. Add more water if you need to.

7. Once the cakes are done, take them out and leave to cool

8. When the cakes are cool, drizzle the icing onto them. Add lavender if you wish

9. Eat!

[shunsatan]

WHO is going to do a Freddy Fazbear x Shun Kaidou roleplay with me?

He looks up in awe, "Wow... Freddy, what are you p-planning?" He gleams, slightly nervous

[gasstationgoblin]

WHAT I-

[gasstationgoblin]

Did someone say *takes hit off inhaler* girls

[gasstationgoblin]

You know what fuck this shit! I’M TURNING INTO A BIRD! YOU’RE ALL FUCKED! PEACE OUT BITCH BOYS!

[dankmemeuniversity]

[spookyyarn]

How dare you mint ice cream is the best ice cream

[letsspotthefandom]

It toothpaste ice cream and no one can change my mind

[spookyyarn]

I'm going to make ice cream that actually tastes like toothpaste. Then you'll be sorry.

[incorrect-saiki]

And you’re toothpaste ice cream will taste like mint chocolate chip

[spookyyarn]

No because mint tastes all sweet and stuff whereas toothpaste is like being stabbed with a plaque shearing blade

[shunsatan]

PERIOD BRUH MINT ICE CREAM IS CREAMY AND SOFT WHEREAS TOOTHPASTE IS LIKE SATAN TAKING A PISS IN YOUR MOUTH WHILE FEEDING YOU GUM

[gasstationgoblin]

FUCKING MINT ICE CREAM RIGHTS

[zestytaako]

reblog if you look like a sad drunk clown from the town square people used to laugh and throw cheese at

[gasstationgoblin]

Your uber awaits sir

[gasstationgoblin]

WHO THE FUCK WAS GONNA TELL ME THAT SQUIDWARD IS AN OCTOPUS AND NOT A FUCKING SQUID BECAUSE I CERTAINLY DIDN’T EXPECT TO LEARN IT FROM MY 8TH GRADE OCEANOGRAPHY CLASS

[poisondartlesbian]

this image just appeared in my subconscious and I felt compelled to put it into the world

[odonianpoet]

[gasstationgoblin]

If someone could please send me the photo of the mid-evil frog filleting a man to protect his frog kin that would be great! 

[the-memedaddy]

meirl