My Blog is a Fart

Just fuck me up.

[agizasikmalicikolata]

[cekarez]

But like I’m going to need Cate Blanchett’s wardrobe from Ocean’s 8

[tomfordvelvetorchid-deactivated]

Me after 3 blënts

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Me drunk

[officialwhitegirls]

me as a firefighter: *blasts burnin’ up by the jonas brothers on the aux cord instead of turning on the siren*

[bombing]

we need to stop being so desperate about finding aliens. we need to play hard to get, pretend like we couldn’t care less. watch them come rushing into our atmosphere

[bob-belcher]

I’m an old taco, which is another word for “anime freak.”

[robertdeniro]

“irrelevant male rapper”

“ft nicki minaj”

[thebootydiaries]

[firelorcl]

the only valentine’s day cards i’ll accept

[brownrabbits]

uranus and neptune *o *

[crianabristal]

[fffffxjjjjj]

The worlds calmest, most melodic crazy bitch anthem, of all time. 

[kellydeal]

[drunkstereotype]

[sariae-blog]

why do so many people romanticize the 1950′s? like calm down we still have milkshakes and racism 

[shigeruarsw]

[bluehairedspidey]

when you low-key care about your memefriend

[vintagesaltbackup]

Jodie Foster interview, 1979.

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