MOVED TO OVEROAKS

MOVED TOOVEROAKS !!!!

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wow it’s been a LONG time... idk who is all active still here in this fandom or how many of my followers are active but i haven’t abandoned gai !!  he’s over on my multi now  @overoaks !! 

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i know i just came back but I'm gone for the weekend and up till wed/thurs

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“ oh, there’s something i ought to tell you. ” / kakashi

 “   ??   ”  comedic though not   unusual   is the sight of chipmunk-ing cheeks , really to be expected when in such a hotblooded challenge with his esteemed rival !!   with words attention focuses on the other , curiosity clearly held in his eyes  –   gai quickly chews , swallowing the mouthful with minimal flair.    “  have you given up ,  rival ?  at this rate it’ll be 34 - 33  !!!  ”    baritone jokes ,  well worn hand coming to slap   ONCE !  TWICE ! THREE TIMES !   to a shoulder.   

SENTENCE STARTERS !  @cyprean ! 

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⚔ the princess bride sentence starters ⚔

“  you  mock  my  pain!  ”  “  life  is  pain.  ” “  he’s  only  mostly  dead.  ” “  i’m on  the  brute  squad.  ” “  you  are  the  brute  squad.  ” “  prepare  to  die.  ” “  we’ll  never  survive.  ” “  nonsense.  you’re  only  saying  that  because  no  one  ever  has.  ” “  who  are  you?  ” “  get  used  to  disappointment.  ” “  you  keep  using  that  word.  i  do  not  think  it  means  what  you  think  it  means.  ” “  i’ll  use  small  words  so  that  you’ll  be  sure  to  understand,  you  warthog  faced  buffoon.  ” “  that  may  be  the  first  time  in  my  life  a  man  dared  insult  me.  ” “  drop.  your.  sword.  ” “  shut  up!!  ”   “  you’ve  made  your  decision  then?  ” “  i  bet  my  life  on  it!  ” “  truly,  you  have  dizzying  intellect.  ” “  you’re  just  stalling  now.  ” “  you  guessed  wrong.  ” “  enough  of  that.  ”  “  surrender.  ” “  you  mean  you  wish  to  surrender  to  me?  very  well,  i  accept.  ” “  i  hate  waiting.  ” “  morons.  ” “  you  are  wonderful.  ” “  you  seem  a  decent  fellow,  i  hate  to  kill   you.  ” “  why  are  you  smiling?  ” “  because  i  know  something  you  don’t  know.  ” “  goodnight.  good  work.  i’ll  most  likely  kill  you  in  the  morning.  ” “  oh,  there’s  something  i  ought  to  tell  you.  ” “  think  it’ll  work?  ” “  it  would  take  miracle.  ” “  hear  this  now —  i  will  always  come  for  you.  ” “  this  is  true  love,  you  think  this  happens  every  day?  ” “  death  cannot  stop  true  love.  ” “  i  died  that  day.  ” “  we  may  as  well  die  here.  ” “  he’s  dead.  he  can’t  talk.  ”   “  as  you  wish.  ”   “  why  didn’t  you  wait  for  me?  ”   “  you  can  die  slowly,  cut  into  a  thousand  pieces.  ” “  you  killed  my  love.  ” “  it’s  possible. i  kill  a  lot  of  people.  ”   “  yes,  you’re  very  smart.  shut  up.  ”   “  you’ve  been  mostly-dead  all  day.  ”  “  inconceivable!!  ”  “  let  me  explain.  ”   “  your vote of confidence is overwhelming.  ” “  what  hideous  sin  have  you  committed  lately?  ” “  will  you  ever  forgive  me?  ” “  there’s a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. it would be a pity to damage yours.  ”  

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I’M BACK BABEYYYYYYYYYY 

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         the green days of konoha are over !  it’s time to become the red beast !! 

( art cred | personals stay tf away ) 

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         the green days of konoha are over !  it’s time to become the red beast !! 

( art cred | personals stay tf away ) 

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I was thinking of a bnha verse for gai and tbh.. pro hero named turtle sennin 🤙💪🐢

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shit that teachers have said, the starter edition.

( part one )

❛ we’re going to learn about dementia & you guys get to watch me dement right before your eyes

❛ so, this guy has the same name and credentials as me so if he comes in to teach you, assume something terrible has happened

❛ i’m great at photoshop

❛ wow, ok, it would’ve been nice if the projector gave me a notification that it was turning off

❛ those fish in caves that don’t have eyes don’t have any visual receptors because they don’t have eyes

❛ nasa colors gamma rays green because of the hulk

❛ never apply for a grant, ever

❛ i don’t actually know the difference between a test & a quiz

❛ ok well, this is sort of an ‘ ehhh ’ thing

❛ & so he evidently had this dream about an experiment he was supposed to do, but when he woke up he forgot it … so he spent the next month trying to have the dream again.

❛ there was no such thing as ethics back then

❛ here’s a cool way to steal your eye doctor’s job

❛ i could shine uv rays into your eyes & you wouldn’t see anything, but your eyes would also be ruined after

❛ meanwhile, outside, there’s a bunch of bees going absolutely berserk

❛ i don’t know who figured that one out, it’s honestly only something someone would think of if they were really bored

❛ evidently i talk about my kids too much

❛ panpsychism was wild

❛ it’s two weeks in & i’m still not used to waking up at 6 am

❛ things are going to get blurry because when you get old, things go to shit

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“I am so selfish. I only care about myself.” “But can you say that you love yourself?”

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         the green days of konoha are over !  it’s time to become the red beast !! 

( art cred | personals stay tf away ) 

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wow... i... really love gai,,, like... mmm hoooly fuck good shit !!!! 

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    a melody in it’s own, the laughter that rises deep from chest.  gracing features; a wide smile. calloused hand finds the a shoulder in a loud whack !     ❛  GREAT ! --  now again !   to the full extent of your youth !!   ❜ 

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TALJUTSUS ---- > GATEFIST

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i want everyone to know that this video is gai