I got a big ol' case of the fuck yous

professional enthusiast of everything that can hold my attention for more than .2 seconds

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[raptorific]

If I didn’t remember actually reading this in an actual Calvin and Hobbes book as a child I’d think it was ironically photoshopped like those comics where Mickey Mouse and Goofy talk about how reality is an illusion but this comic strip was actually just……. already………… like that……………

[pizzamafiaart]

So apparently Target is selling small cards against humanity expansion packs! They have fantasy, WWE, etc. but most importantly…

the retail pack.

now look at this:

this says i get an instant 1$ rebate. and it’s on the inside. that mean i get a dollar back instantly! now just how exactly did they do that?

they put a dollar inside. a literal actual dollar. imagine my reaction when i saw a dollar inside of this little package, cause it was literally the first thing i saw.

When i saw the post that said they hid a card inside the lid of the ‘bigger blacker box’ i was a bit skeptical.

I am no longer skeptical.

the people that make this game are absolutely ridiculous.

(btw, the pack cost 4$. 3$ if you count the dollar you get back)

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[pure]

sometime… u jus got 2 eat white rice. plain white rice. untouched. by itself. with your hands

[bevsi]

“the boy cries you a sweater of tears and you kill him” sounds like a richard siken poem but so does squidward’s subsequent line “this time there’s gonna be love. so much that he’s going to drown in it”

#just the three of us- you; me; and this brick wall you built between us#the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma#if i cant have you as a friend im going to make you a trophy#i defy you heart man#this city needs to be destroyed or at least painted a different color (x)

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[dekutree]

damn the mayor of lazy town not doing so well these days

[velo]

were there any good cosplays at the DNC

[houshou]

[fjordfjucks]

I’m actually crying right now. Something that seemed impossible for me might actually happen in the future. I just hope this isn’t repealed by the time I feel comfortable enough in my life to transition. I know this doesn’t seem important to most people but this just gave me another reason to keep moving forward with my life. 🙏

[manafromheaven]

I HOPE THIS IS A THING FOR MY AMERICAN FRIENDS AHH!!!

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WOAH WAIT WHAT

IS THIS REALLY A THING

[soradiesinkh3]

@_@

[loungejulius]

The three articles mentioned in the image.

[foryoursexualinformation]

For all my followers who are interested in surgery.

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[belfaster-deactivated20160525]

look perspective is so important like what could you deduct from my life by looking at my desk?

interested in businesses? privileged? likes the beatles maybe?

but when you look at it from another perspective you can get a whole new look at my life

as you can see, i also play guitar

perspective.

[jibril-deactivated20190420]

me

[pussylipgloss]

$2.48

[pruningthisbranch-deactivated20]

when u at the turn up function and your song comes on

[lollipopatrice-deactivated20210]

You know what the Green Heron is basically the best heron because it is like 90% neck so when it is all folded down it looks like a giant head with wings and legs

but then suddenly ZOOP

fucking green herrons

[seastarcrunchies]

What the fuck

[kazoohira-miller]

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