Universe Destroyer

Holder of the Six Infinity Stones Being Held in Odin's Vault Out For B l o o d and R e v e n g e Against Those Who Kept Him From His Stones Indie Infinity Gauntlet blog Sideblog to mjxlnxr Written by Syd

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IDIOT

    ”Really?” Luke asked, attempting to keep the annoyance out of his voice as he turned to face the dark-haired man. “Any other ideas?”

“Maybe I would have other ideas if I knew what you’re tryin’ to repair,” he countered, brow raised as he motioned to what the kid was working on.

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when you realize that gordon ramsay is your patronus

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GUILT-TRIPPER

“Not I. I have no desires to make things better for myself. Only the world. I am sorry, you will simply have to live with the fact that you murdered me. If you would kindly just do it, I am not going to change my kind.” Vision looked up at the man, offering him a small smile. Maybe dying wouldn’t be that bad… maybe it would just be over in an instant and he wouldn’t feel a thing.

Gregory sighed before shoving the scalpel into his pocket; not caring if it drew blood through his pants or not. “I hope you’re happy, now. You’ve got me all confused && emotional at this point. I feel CONFLICTED && I don’t like it. You better fix this.”

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Of Sea && Shore

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LAND-DWELLER

To be a woman on the open seas was a dangerous thing, but aboard the Infinity, there was no where safer for her. On land she had no where to run from men who’d try to hurt her, do things to her without her consent, but on the sea she could throw them off the side and sail on. Leave them to the sharks and the sea-maids said to drown a man before eating him. Not that they existed, of course. They were the stories of men who hadn’t seen land in days, and were half-mad from sailing the endless warm waters.

Though she wasn’t captain, no one dared question the incomparable Kali, so she was allowed to spend time where ever she wanted after doing her duties for the day. She’d spend time below deck in a spare room usually used for storing loot too delicate for the main hold, far out of the sight of the crew. It had a porthole in it that let her look out when she wanted, maybe see some sealife unafraid of the lumber monster floating through the sea.

Bored of practicing her footwork and swordsmanship, the pirate pulled up a barrel and sat down, lost in thoughts, to look out the porthole… only to see a face looking back. And not a reflection either (unless she’d gotten horribly masculine while out at sea)! 

“What the bloody…”

She murmured, bug eyed with mouth agape, before turning tail to get up on deck and see who apparently had just fallen overboard. That was the only way someone could be there at the porthole… it just had to be.

His eyes had laid themselves on that of a female. Man were they odd. No tail, no gills, nothing that even looked remotely appealing to him. What did the other mermen find attractive in them? He always saw them dragging around their bodies as if they had the human on a leash. Though for some reason the human wouldn’t object... Hmm...

Then he noticed her looking at him, && he was put a little on edge. Should he dive back under or should he just stay on the ledge, look up at her when she came to the balcony && start a chat like he was something you’d see everyday?

Well, he went with the second option. If he was anything, it wasn’t a cowardly merman. When she appeared he said the first thing that came to mind when he saw her wide eyes.

                     “Draw a picture. It’ll last longer!”

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Pregnancy/Baby ||Starter Sentences||

"I'm pregnant.."

"I'll just be in the bathroom throwing my fucking guts up because our unborn kid wants to be a dick.."

"You're pregnant?! How did this happen?! No, no, no, wait, don't tell me how it happened, never mind.."

"Happy Father's Day, babe!"

"Wait... you're having a what?!"

"There's someone I'd like you to meet.."

"Shh... he/she's sleeping.."

"Why couldn't YOU have been the one to get pregnant?! Why me?! The bad shit always happens to ME!"

"I have a special surprise for you. Close your eyes and follow me."

"He/She's killin' me, dude! When's he/she gonna come out?!"

"Oh, gosh, I felt it! I felt a kick!"

"Either what I just felt was a contraction or just a cramp... not really sure.."

"I am not getting rid of another life! How dare you even suggest that!"

"No, no, no, no, no, we aren't ready... we aren't ready for kids yet!"

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NICEST GEM

“You could find a whole new purpose. One you like, one that doesn’t involve Thanos or my siblings and I… and so? It’s better than being slightly below, isn’t it? And if you really wanted you could… use me I guess. With permission of course. I’m sure there’s a way.”

She chuckles, rolling her eyes, but moves her hand to kiss his cheek. Another affectionate action she’d seen humans do.

“Good, because I wouldn’t have you any other way. Except for maybe a little taller…”

Greg shook his head when she mentioned him using her. Even if she let him, with how close they were becoming, it wouldn’t feel morally right. A new purpose in life sounded nice to him, actually. Perhaps he could get some human job doing something that didn’t involve him getting hurt.

The kiss was something unexpected though. Did that mean she... What was it humans said? Did she LIKE HIM, or even L O V E H I M??!

He was silent for a moment, even ignoring her comment about his height. How was he supposed to top that? But then he remembered what he’d seen humans doing & tried that.

Again, he didn’t speak, but he leaned over to her & kissed her.

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Of Sea && Shore

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The sunlight shone bright on the waters as the waves rocked back & forth. A creature surfaced, rays hitting a deep golden tail that flicked up as the creature submerged only to resurface next to a ship. He tilted his head to one side before formulating a plan. going back under the water, the young merman picked up speed before breaking through the water, arms outstretched to grab onto the ledge of a porthole.

Fingers grabbed hold of the wood & he pulled himself up so his arms were resting on the edge.He peered inside, brows furrowed in curiosity at the strange people WALKING around. How they lived out of the water was beyond him, but they seemed to be thriving somehow. 

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Send “Mermaids Galore!” for your muse to be a pirate and for my muse to be a merperson.

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“Are you standing on the counter to feel tall?”

Height-Related Startersabxaetcrno

         “I-..... Yeah, I might be...”

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Height-related {Sentence Starters}

“Need me to help you reach that? “Now, who said that?” “Get down here and say that to my face!” “Have you ever considered taking up basketball? You could just drop it in the net!” ”Hey, at least you get the nicest hugs from tall people.” “Life’s too short. I’m not!” “Did you shrink since I last saw you?” “Lean over so I can reach. More. More.” “I’m down here!” “Are you standing on the counter to feel tall?” “I’m not short, I’m fun-sized!” ”You’re my armrest.” ”Aww, I could just pinch your cheeks!” “Do I need to get you a box to stand on?” “You wouldn’t happen to be part giant, would you?” “Who are you calling a shrimp?!” “If you were an I-Pod… you’d be a Nano.” ”Hey, get on my back, giving you a piggyback ride. You’re so small I could pull it off.” “Ha, ha! I’m taller than you now!” “You could probably still pass as a kid.” “How’d you grow so much?!“ “Should I put you on my shoulders so you can see?”

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SASSY-PANTS

The AI lifted an eyebrow and stared at the man who was getting quite worked up over something so small. Slowly, though, Skynet brought his head back and narrowed his eyes to focus to the other.

     “I spoke clearly enough. You just weren’t listening.         But I will repeat what I said, for my patience is         going to grow a faint thin.”

        “What are you doing here? You’re not human, judging by            your scans. What are you, then?”

Greg was refraining from just jumping & strangling this guy because of how annoying he was. The gauntlet was a short man with an even shorter temper, & let’s just say his fuse was burning out.

     “What am I doin’ here? I could ask the same             thing for you. This is a public place, ain’t it?           There’s no law sayin’ I can’t be here. You’re              right about one thing though; not human.”

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das r00d & uncalled for gary

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  You’re rude & uncalled for!        Man I need better comebacks...

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SASSY-PANTS

“That WAS English.     Would you prefer if spoke something else      entirely? Or should I just speak slower.”

          “Really? Because it sounded like GIBBERISH to me.        I can speak dozens of languages not even native to this damn planet but I can’t speak gibberish or idiot.”

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💍 Wedding/Marriage Starters 💍

"Will you be my maid of honour/best man?"

"I'm getting married!"

"He/She left me at the alter..."

"Wait, you're getting married?!"

"_____, will you marry me?"

"Did we get married last night..?"

"Why are you in a wedding dress?"

"What's with the tux?"

"I can't marry you."

"Are you proposing to me?"

"Why do you have this ring?"

"Marriage is overrated, anyway."

"Till death do us part."

"Who's the lucky lady/guy?"

"You can't get married!"

"Speak now or forever hold your peace."

"I heard about the divorce..."

"You can't spend the rest of your life with someone you don't love."

"What do you mean you lost the ring?!"

"I left him/her at the alter."

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GEM STEALER

“There’s nothing I want,” the android said coolly. “I am not filled with greed. I have no desire to benefit myself. If you’re trying to justify taking my life, keep trying.” Vision let out a soft sigh, allowing his head to droop. “I would like the safety this planet, but you would not grant me that. If you say otherwise… I’ll know you’re lying to me. Again.”

“Aw come on, buddy! There’s always somethin’ one wants in return for somethin’ else. Besides the safety of Earth. That I can’t guarantee.” He wouldn’t admit it, but Vision was beginning to get to his head. Greg didn’t consider himself a murderer, but the way the android was explaining everything put Greg in the role of a killer.

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“What’s all this blood?!”

Angst Memesabxaetcrno

         “It-it’s nothin’, babe... I just had a little       run-in with some people, that’s all...”

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*LEGO movie voice* you don't...HAVE to be the bad guy //wus snooping ur thread w/ ultron & i'm not sorry

psiichotic;;_ooc: shhhhhhh dont be sorry

“If ya don’t want me to be the bad guy, go back & rewrite history, jack-ass.”