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as requested by a very wonderful, very dear, very lovely friend! i hope you all enjoy using these as much as i enjoyed writing them! i honestly found these so nice and therapeutic to write tho like oml i cannot get over it!Ā DO NOT ADD TO THIS LIST PLEASE!Ā
ā oh, i knew you could do it! iām so proud of you!Ā ā
ā iām thinking of doing a movie/game night at my place, if you wanna join in?Ā ā
ā how many mugs of coffee have you had today?! thatās enough, now, you go take a nap before you buzz through the ceiling!Ā ā
ā iāll send you the recipe, if you like! but, in the same breath, you should know that i really donāt mind continuing to cook this for you; itās no trouble at all, really!Ā ā
ā are you sure there isnāt anything i can do to help you in the kitchen?Ā ā
ā come on in! take a seat! iāll fix you up a plate, thereās more than enough to go around!Ā ā
ā why donāt you spend the night here? really, itās no trouble to fix up the guest room, and we have plenty of spare pajamas and toiletries if thatās whatās bothering you!Ā ā
ā look, i get the whole lone wolf thing, trust me, i do. but⦠you do understand that thereāll always be a place here for you, donāt you? that door is always open to you, no matter what. thatās a promise.Ā ā
ā why donāt i make you a cup of tea, and you can tell me all about it?Ā ā
ā [NAME]? hey, hey, hey, whatās the matter? are you okay? whatās wrong? oh, come hereā¦Ā ā
ā jeez, i donāt even wanna know how you got that battle wound there; sit down and let me fix it up, wonāt you?Ā ā
ā hey, stranger! itās been a minute, huh? whatāve you been up to? how have you been? hell, where have you been?Ā ā
ā now, now, donāt be silly; put that wallet away. i invited you out for dinner, so iāll pay the bill, right? you can get the next one!Ā ā
ā hey, you didnāt order anything! donāt worry about it, huh? here, take half my sandwich; i can never finish the damn thing, anyway, youāre really doing me the favor! and thereās coffee in that flask, so help yourself to that, too! iāve been trying to cut back, anyhow.Ā ā
ā hey, i know itās really late, but⦠i didnāt know who else to call.Ā ā
ā everythingās gonna be okay, i promise. just tell me where you are, okay? and iāll come and get you right this second.Ā ā
ā well, we have to celebrate your good news! whatās your favorite dinner? oh, and cake! we canāt have a decent celebration without cake, right?Ā ā
ā hey, hey, itās okay, relax. iām not about to nag you for skipping out on curfew, alright? have you eaten anything? because i saved you a plate, and itās in the oven if you want it.Ā ā
ā now, now, none of that self-hate talk! we all have bad days, right? we all mess up sometimes and make silly mistakes. but it doesnāt matter at the end of the day; it just makes the good days all the better!Ā ā
ā guess who has an extra ticket for the concert this weekend! wanna come with me? theyāre practically front row!Ā ā
ā youāre still coming over for dinner tonight, right?Ā ā
ā hey! what are your plans for the holidays? because, if you didnāt have any, i have an offer for you! or an open invitation!Ā ā
ā did you do something different with your hair? it looks amazing!Ā ā
ā oh my god, where have you been?! i was so worried about you! are you okay? did you get hurt?!Ā ā
ā we should go out tonight! come on, you can ransack my wardrobe if you like! i have a friend whoās the bouncer at that new night club, they can get us in for free!Ā ā
ā i made you some breakfast, if youāre hungry? itās your favorite! unless youāve got a new favorite, in which caseā¦Ā ā
ā donāt forget to take an umbrella!Ā ā
ā let me know when you get there so i know youāre safe, okay?Ā ā
ā i watched that show you recommended last week! it was so good! can you believe that season finale, though?Ā ā
ā rough night, huh? i know that feeling. here, help yourself; the coffee is fresh, and the waffles are pretty damn good today, if i do say so myself!Ā ā
ā i knew youād forget yours, so i brought extra. go ahead, help yourself!Ā ā
ā youāre welcome to stay for as long as you like. whatās mine is yours, okay? you donāt need to ask permission, just take whatever you want.Ā ā
ā you should get some sleep, okay? my room is just down the hall if you need anything.Ā ā
ā you donāt need to be so polite around here, you know! help yourself; i donāt bite!Ā ā
ā hey now, never apologize for feeling emotions, okay? humans are meant to feel all this stuff, no matter how good or bad the feelings are. besides; shoulders are built to be cried on!Ā ā
ā you should keep that sweater! it looks much better on you than it does on me; brings out your eyes!Ā ā
ā i never realized you could cook! the apron suits you very nicely!Ā ā
ā if you donāt have any plans this weekend, we should do something together!Ā ā
ā remember, if you want to leave early, just call me and iāll come get you, okay?Ā ā
ā would you come on in inside out of that rain?! youāll catch your death!Ā ā
ā donāt worry about it, okay? no apologies necessary; just breathe, everythingās good.Ā ā
ā itās okay! no use crying over spilt milk, am i right? fetch me that mop and iāll clean it up; you should find a clean shirt in the third drawer in my room, too!Ā ā
ā here, grab a plate; i made your favorite, and thereās more than enough for you to have seconds and take home a tonne of leftovers, too!Ā ā
ā would you mind setting the table for me while i finish up in the kitchen?Ā ā
ā you want some hot cocoa before you go to bed? iām more than happy to have one with you; not to praise myself or anything, but my hot cocoa is the best in town!Ā ā
ā you did it! oh, congratulations! quick, iām gonna fetch the sparkling cider, and then iāll book a table somewhere fancy; weāre going to celebrate in style!Ā ā
ā oh god, youāre burning up a fever, you poor thing! here, lie down, letās get you some water and a nice cool cloth, huh?Ā ā
ā how are you feeling? i thought you might be hungry, so i made some tea and toast.Ā ā
ā i thought i might find you out here⦠this must be your favorite spot, huh? itās nice!Ā ā
ā how are you? and be real with me, now; i can tell when youāre not being honest with me. youāve got a tell.Ā ā
ā figured you might be needing an extra blanket in this weather. you mind if i sit with you for a while?Ā ā
ā letās go for a walk, huh? i know this place that does the best coffee youāll ever have!Ā ā
ā i canāt believe youāve never seen this movie before! we have to fix this immediately; you get the popcorn, iāll order in the pizza and get the tv set up.Ā ā
ā wow⦠that pun was so awful, it actually became good again. nicely done!Ā ā
ā i know you have that meeting today, so i thought iād come wish you luck. and give you my lucky socks!Ā ā
ā hey! i hope youāre hungry, i spared you some waffles and pancakes from breakfast this morning!Ā ā
ā maybe youāre not ready to talk just now. but i want you to know that, whenever you are, my door is always open to you. understand?Ā ā
ā iām not here to say i told you so, donāt worry. iām not that cruel. iām just here to comfort my friend.Ā ā
ā youāre here so often, i figured it was about time you had your very own mug!Ā ā
ā do you mind if i put you down as my emergency contact?Ā ā
ā you should move in with me! i have a spare room, the rent is cheap, itās closer to work⦠i mean, only if you want to, but iām very much in favor of this!Ā ā
ā i know that things havenāt been easy for you lately, so⦠i was thinking, maybe we could plan a little vacation together?Ā ā
ā pull the car over, alright? you can get some sleep in the back seat, and iāll take over the driving.Ā ā
ā woah, woah, woah⦠slow it down a few miles, huh? whatās going on? whereās the fire?Ā ā
ā do you want a hug? i give some really good hugs; i nearly got voted the best hug-giver in the continent, once! come on, you know you want to!Ā ā
ā hey! so iām after having a really crappy day. you wanna get take-out and watch a movie at my place tonight?Ā ā
ā i remember you saying you didnāt like this ingredient last time, so i fixed you up something else.Ā ā
























